Just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents

>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents
>they got confused so I had to explain what trap meant
>mum looks visibly disgusted after I use the phrase young crossdressers
>try and explain the idea of how all men find cock appealing
>dad has none of it and keeps encouraging me to just accept that I'm gay
>mum stays silent the entire time
>dad asks me if I'd suck a dick
>say I wouldn't suck a normal guy's dick
>asks me if I'd suck a tranny's dick
>say it's not gay if she's feminine looking
>insists I'm gay and tries to comfort me
>mum still dead silent
>get up and go to my bedroom, watch some re: zero and try to forget about it
Has this happened to anybody else? How do I get my parents to see I'm not gay?

kek

>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents

Marry a woman, have kids with her, live the rest of your life degeneracy free and never speak of this faggotry again if you truly want your parents to think youre hetero

tip top kek nice try shlomo. Women are literally vaginal jews that suck away 18 years of your life and cuck you out of hundreds of thousands of dollars to raise some brat who's going to be fucking Tyrone anyways. Having kids is literally cucking yourself.

>watch some re: zero
i'm sorry

>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents

>women are one person

Best onion article ever! rate 10/10 for the laugh!

Kill yourself you degenerate faggot.

IT'S A MAN

Hey buddy I don't remember giving you permission to post in this thread. It's about time for you to czech out.

>jews are one person
pol meltdown

..but that's not a canadian flag...

>tfw no "traps aren't gay" talk with your parents

>>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents
Fuck off

Kill your self you pozzed faggot.

>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents
I don't know if you'll convince anyone here that traps aren't gay you fuckin faggot.

I'm bi and don't mess with traps, but if you change trap to man in that image it describes my dating life. The feels

Traps are far more feminine than vaginal females. Traps try hard to look feminine, act feminine, and in every way be feminine. Modern women do no such thing and might as well be dykes. I'm actually dating a trap right now and she's way more feminine that 90% of vaginal females I see on a day to day basis.

Holy shit neck yourself.

>traps aren't gay
>watched Re:zero
>still insists you aren't gay
Amazing

feel like you've been waiting for ages to use that one kek.

IT'S A MAN

>talking with parents about his sexual preferences
Burger, I...
Nevermind, this is bait.

Nice copy pasta faggot

Stay delusional kiddo, I'm going to enjoy having sex with my hot trap gf.

Dude, just accept that you're gay. It doesn't fucking matter.

Also
>American
>Mum

ITS A MAN

...

What about women actively try to act feminine already?

I say stuff like mum because it makes me sound more intelligent and cultured you absolute melon.

>what the hell is biology

its ok user

boipuss pride world wide

only twinks tho traps and trans are degenerate

Felix looks better drawn as a girl, as intended.
Besides, he could just be lying and was actually a girl the whole time.
That's the magic of anime

>women actively try to act feminine already?
Dead species. You're lucky if you'll find one. Meanwhile there's a rich pool of feminine traps who would give anything to act like a real woman from before jewish feminism infected the West.

>just had the "gotta shitpost" on pol idea
>this should do

This.
I just had the dogs aren't animals convo with my neighbor and he was surprisingly open to letting me foster a relationship with his 6 year old golden retriever.

>trap
It's an illusion

...

>Literally sucking dicks.
>How do I get my parents to see I'm not gay?

Found the proxy

throw yourself into a fire

wut?

>>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents

>Dead species.
how about hypothetically then? I'm curious to find out how a proper, feminine women stacks against a trap

You're gay, traps and trannies are mentally ill gays unless the trap acknowledgeds they're a man of course

What?

>I say words wrong because it makes me sound more intelligent

Anyone got the pic of that Russian trap transitioning?

That's pretty gay desu

Just embrace the boipucci faggot

I would still pick the trap honestly. Women are designed to suck out resources and time. I'm not going to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on raising a kid who's going to grow up and ride the BBC. With a trap gf you don't have to worry about that.

>dead species

he's talking about this

haha get a load of this fag

You don't have to worry about it because men can't get pregnant.

Butthurt roastie detected. You've been replaced, roast. Nobody wants you any more when traps offer everything you could and so much more.

...

>reading a book
>having trap gf
not sure which one is gayer

Are you implying women browse this board?

Oh okay, fair enough. I can see your reasoning clearly enough at least.

fucking kek

This board really fucking needs state flags for US posters so we can see who the califaggots are.

>go to my bedroom, watch some re: zero
This is the gayest thing you did in the scope of the story and you admitted to wanting to fuck men.

Either this didnt happen, or you're fucking retarded for bringing it up

Leave your parents out of this. They wont understand and are better off not knowing.

I KNOW TRAPS ARE GAY STOP PUSHING RE:ZERO AS A SHITTY GAY TRAP SHOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

YOU ARE RUINING IT REEEEEEE.

>someone somewhere probably had a conversation like this

I was born and raised in Texas just like my trap girlfriend, sholomo.

There's a plugin for that if I recall correctly, but it only works if the person you want to view has that same plugin

>checks flag
>not murkin

wut

being transgender is a mental illness

>getting this triggered
Butthurt faggot detected

This would really be a good idea.

Traps aren't gay. Everyone should just deal with it

yep. i really think that is the next step of Sup Forums. i would fucking love to see state flags.

Well that explains why you love riding the cock cowboy

Starting trap here, will visit psychiatrist tomorrow.
I wish I had never been born.
I hate my life and I hate people like (You) who admires the nature fuck ups.
Kys.

Felix is a seriously hot faggot and wanting to breed him is totally 100% natty but why the fuck did you tell your parents

Did you remember to tell them 90% of trap porn is also underage crossdressing boys?

Thats gayer than super aids

> I wants to fuck men because I'm attracted to femininity.

The hottest trap is a 4/10 women ppl only date traps if they're a desperate and can't get women

>just had the "traps aren't gay talk" with parents

Do you have a skype ?

tnx for the laff op

M O S C O W
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pls be my Sup Forums trap gf

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I think you need good dicking and decent father figure

In russia you will get the baton too for asking hormones? Sorry, whoremones
Like that will fix your problem

You will never reach the beauty standards you want. You need to be fully comfortable in your own skin. Cross dressing fine, just not stupid shit like surgery and hormones.

One other thing OP:

If your have Y chromosomes, and the person you're attracted to has Y chromosomes, you are gay. Appearance is irrelevant. Sexuality is not a spectrum like your autism, it's a binary switch. Either you're gay, or you're not.

And you're gay.

What? That has nothing to do with my post. Wrong person.

i will not talk with you
just kys

RRRRREEE FUCK OFF

So fucking Buck Angel wouldn't be gay?

So this thread is about wanting a feminine female.

Giving up on finding a feminine female.

Settling on a dude who acts as stereotypically feminine as possible to keep up the illusion he is a girl.

And this is definitely not gay or mentally disabled.

Lol im so glad you will never have kids and are removing yourself from the genepool. Good riddance to shit genes faggot

>playing hard to get
I will make you my woman Ivana

OP your dad's right you're a fag. You're knowingly jacking off to men.

>rejected by a trap
OP
BTFO

They're all crazy. Every single one of them. You shouldn't stick your dick in crazy senpai.

You have to go back.

Nigga you gay. For your own sake i hope you made this up.

It'd make you pretty fucked up, but no, it would not be gay, by definition.

If this isn't some kind of bait, you are absolutely retarded. You're gay / bi you fucking idiot.

>misogynist as fuck
>understand that males are superior
>trap / gay (male) threads constantly up

yamete, faggot