The real Santa was LITERALLY Native American

Hmmmm, really gets that grey matter moving.

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youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs
youtube.com/watch?v=-9jASLItfkk
npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/11/22/503011843/venezuelans-used-to-cross-borders-for-luxuries-now-its-for-toilet-paper
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maost rebel news is retarded

he thinks people in north korea have a high quality of life and denies their prison labor camps

>people in north korea have a high quality of life
They had one of the highest standards of living in east Asia between 1955-1980.

>denies their prison labor camps
There's literally no evidence those camps exist. They're usually just prison camps for actual violent criminals.

>between 1955-1980

The Sami are literally the whitest people on Earth

> you Ukraine Nazi lover

kek, unruhe is probably the only commie i mildly like because hes always shitting on liberal celebs and figures

The DPRK literally industrialized before the South. Also, the South used to be a much more repressive dictatorship than what the North is accused of being.

who the fuck is sinterklass?
who the fuck is saint nicholas?

I want to believe Jason is trying to satirize SJWs, but...

>had

>literally no evidence
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwalliso
feel free to look at the references at the bottom

your videos are shit btw

When you visit the DMZ in Korea you will understand. The South Korean guards are looking north. The North Korean guards are also looking north. They are there to stop people leaving their country. The South will gladly welcome any refugee from the North that it gets. This is how you know life is shit there. People take desperate measures to try to flee, risking their own lives.

>MUH INTERNMENT CAMP!
Give it a rest, faggot. Nobody cares.

Today they are due to centuries of Swedish and Norwegian rape. 150 years ago they were mostly red, nearly identical to Native Americans.

>sami
>red skinned.

Is that fucking shitskin for real??
THIS IS WHAT A SAMI LOOKS LIKE!
THEY ARE WHITE AS FUCKING SNOW!

Besides, Santa Claus mythos in Murrica barely resembles the shit that originates from this northern ass end of nowhere.

So what? Try entering any country illegally and you'll be shot. France literally has armed guards in the Mediterranean to KILL African migrants. And you want us to believe the DPRK is unique?

She's a modern Saami. The original Saami people looked IDENTICAL to Eskimos and DNA tests show they have similar genetics.

THOSE AREN'T FUCKIGN SAMI PEOPLE!
THOSE ARE INUITS OR WHATEVER!

SAMI=/=INUITS!

SAMI ARE FINNIC PEOPLES! THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH NATIVES OF USA!

>implying santa claus is not based on sinterklaas
top kek

There are red Saamis even today. Google it.

>not learning santa isn't real

WRONG.

SAMI ARE FINNIC PEOPLES.
THEY ARE RELATED TO FINNS, THEIR LANGUAGE AND GENETIC ORIGINS ARE FROM THE SAME REGION AS THAT OF FINNS.
THEY HAVE NO FUCKING RELATION TO NATIVE AMERICANS, YOU GOD DAMN RETARD.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_people

Burden of proof is on your ass, you fucking retard.
Again, the Sami are part of the Finno-Ugric peoples. They are cousin peoples to mine, and we sure as hell have nothing to do with "redskins" of Murrica.

Santa is based off a character in Saami shamanism.

Daily reminder, we are living in the remnants of a Christian (Catholic) cultural hegemony

>The Man Behind the Story of Father Christmas/Santa Claus. St. Nicholas was a Bishop who lived in the fourth century in a place called Myra in Asia Minor (now called Turkey). He was a very rich man because his parents died when he was young and left him a lot of money.

>SAMI ARE FINNIC PEOPLES.
They have Finnish genetics TODAY because they mixed with Finns. Originally they looked identical to Eskimos and the old photos prove it.

>Saint Nicholas was a turkroach

He is based off a figure in Saami lore.

you're retarded bro

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

youtube.com/watch?v=SW6egCLQ1Xo

Fuck ofd Jason

You stupid fucking retard.

No, they have always had Finnic genes, because they are friggin FINNIC PEOPLE. Mixing with us didn't bring them any new genetics that changed their appearances utterly, because we both descend from the same fucking stock. The Sami simply arrived to Finland and the Scandinavian peninsula sometime earlier than Finns did.

HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS?

The Finns, Sami, Estonians, Carelians, etc are part of Finno-Ugric peoples, just like Swedes, Norwegians, Germans etc are part of Germanic peoples. This is not a complex concept.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugric_peoples

The sami have 0 fucking relation to inuits. They descend from completely different groups of people, live on opposite sides of the fucking world, in entirely different environments, and had no fucking contact with one another.

You retarded murricans think that all people who happen to live in the north are all the same.

I'm not Jason.

you clearly are you made this thread yesterday.

REMINDER TO ANYONE THINKING OF POSTINGTO SAGE

Jason makes these threads nearly everyday so he can attention whore

suuure retard

All vids not made by maoist rebel are garbage.

Saami BECAME Finno-Ugric because they were literally raped by white Finns and Swedes. Look at the pictures from 150 years ago where it's very clear the Saami looked IDENTICAL to Native Americans and clearly had red skin.

> Again, the Sami are part of the Finno-Ugric peoples.
Dude, look at Khanty and Mansi people. Finnish mongols not a meme.

That's my point. They look identical to Native Americans and have red skin.

Thats not how it fucking works you utter fucking MORON.
First off, for your idea to even have any merit, it would mean that literally every single sami woman would have to have mixed with Finns or other groups of people in the span of 150 years, which clearly did not happen.

Secondly, FUCKING PROVE YOUR CLAIMS, YOU IMBECILE!
None of the old photos I showed showcase Sami looking even remotely like Inuits.

You have no proofs at all about your retarded theory that the Sami are inuits.
Whereas there is tons of both genetic as well as linguistic data that clearly indicate that the Sami are FINNIC PEOPLES.

Duh, we aren't from European stock. This isn't news.

So now fucking mongols and Finno ugric peoples of Siberia and Uralics are god damn inuits too?

AGAIN, THESE PEOPLE ARE THEIR OWN FUCKING GROUP, THAT HAS NO RELATION TO AMERICAN NATIVES.
THE WORLD DOESN'T FUCKING REVOLVE AROUND AMERICA. AMERICA HAS ITS OWN PEOPLES, WHICH SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD BEFORE THE LAST FUCKING ICE AGE.

SAMI, URALIC PEOPLES, MONGOLS ETC, ARE NOT FUCKING REDSKINS YOU GOD DAMN ASSMUNCHING DICKWEED.
STOP TRYING TO DRAG YOUR CANCEROUS PC IDENTITY POLITICS TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE FUCKING NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT BS!

/leftypol/ gtfo my board. You sound retarded. How can you laugh at holocaust deniers when in the past 70 years a lot of evidence has been tampered with, hidden, or downright fabricated, and at the same time you can't even see what a shithole North Korea is WHILE IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

Eat shit delusional gommie.

>fat bearded guy in suit
>communism

Guaranteed he owns a fedora

>implying red Saami don't exist today

>that
>red skin

So if I sunbathe a little on summer I can be a friggin indian too?

Newsflash, the Sami live in the north, beyond the arctic circle, where during the sumemer, SUN NEVER SETS.
So duh, they get a tan during the summer, that fades away during the winter.

PROVIDE ACTUAL STUDIES THAT EVEN SUGGEST THAT THE SAMI ARE RELATED TO INUITS, OR PISS THE FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Who gives what Santa looks like! All that matters is the nigga better give me my damn presents REEEEE

It's not just the skin color. It's that their features look 100% like Native Americans'.

>MUH INTERNMENT CAMP

I hate this fucking faggot nip so much

>Tries to use current events to support communism

>forgets that they were literally blown the fuck out in all media for fucking with the shape of that candy bar and apologized profusely.

Its almost like one gives the buyer the power and the other gives the supplier the power.

Really gets those old neurons firing.

In what fucking way, you god damn dipshit?

And even IF they looked like native americans (which they friggin don't.) that wouldn't prove anything. Provide actual proof of any genetic link between the Native Americans and the Sami or piss the fuck off with your insane fantasies.

Still doesn't make them "red"
You pulled that "100%" out of your ass anyway.
I've seen more sami people than you, and this other finburger has a much better point than you aside from the autistic screeching.

Ask Jason. He has the studies being part Saami himself.

@MaoistRebelNews

Funny how this argument always flies out the windows when people try to compare modern dirt skin bread Egyptians with their ancient peoples.

Mua vittu vituttaa nää saatanan amerikkalaiset joilla ei ole mitään vitun ymmärrystä muitten kansojen historioista tai alkuperistä, ja sitten ne vittu KEHTAA selittää tällästä paskaa mitä tää yks vitun homo täs ketjussa puskee.

Huomasitko muuten miten se ei yhtään tunnu käsittävän että me Suomalaiset ollaan vittu Saamelaisten sukulais kansaa, ja puhuu meistä niinku me oltais jotaki vitun angloja jotka tuli ja kolonisoi saamelaisten maat ja raiskas ne.

Saatana että pistää tollaset urpot vihaks.

Ei kiinnosta.
Jenkeissä riittää idiootteja jotka luulee tietäväntä muita paremmin muiden historiasta.

Mun autismia triggeröi tän jätkän tyyppiset vassarihomot aivan saatanasti.
Ei voi vittu mitään.

Again, look at the Saami facial features. Look at the high cheekbones. They look IDENTICAL to Native Americans just with blonde hair due to rape.

Has that communigger never heard of Saint Nicolas?

it must be true then.
Just like all asians are 100% IDENTICAL to each other, right?

"Saint Nicolas" was based off a Saami folktale.

Funny how he keeps bringing up internment camps when he was sent to one by FDR aka the father of the modern democratic party.

>Maoist Rebel News
Does that faggot ever get tired of being wong?
youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs

DNA tests show that the Saamiare a European people. In fact, they have some of the oldest European genes

Learn the Maoist Third Worldist reason for championing 9/11 as an act of thrid world liberation.

Yes, they're European TODAY. 400 years ago they were genetically identical to Eskimos.

Fucking libtards, literally getting offended by inserting their own feeling-centric narrative into a self deprecating joke made by a gay minirity highlighting retarded social mores involving him being out in a concentration camp.
Fucks given = so few that retard owes me fucks

Maybe in your delusional mind.

If that was true, there would be evidence in their genes to show this.
But there are none.
Their genes show that they are Finno Ugric people, trough and trough.

Your leftist fantasies do not change reality.

You've ignored my point. They have European genes that go back farther than finnish ones.

No thanks Jason, I tend not to trust the teachings of a guy who thought giving teenagers weapons and free train passes across the country to intimidate and hurt everyone who thought Mao was batshit (not to mention destroying thousands of years worth of precious artifacts and writings because muh clean slate and continuous revolution).

>commies are literally only capable of thinking that destroying things will make the world better

It was a fin
quit apporating our culture you filthy racist

>If that was true, there would be evidence in their genes to show this.
>But there are none.
Because those genes were literally raped out of the Saami people.

That's not how it works lel

Wow thank you @totallynotJasonpostingonhere

WE WUZ SANTA N SHIIET

Apparently he's got people managing his account, but still.

LITERALLY NOT HOW GENETICS FUCKING WORK.
YOU CAN'T RAPE GENES OUT OF PEOPLE YOU UTTER FUCKING MORON!
EVEN TROUGH MIXING, SOME OF THE GENES FUCKING REMAIN THERE, BECAUSE OF HOW SEXUAL REPRODUCTION WORKS!

If, as you suggest, the sami 400 years ago, were genetically native americans (which is fucking retarded idea), the only way the modern sami would have lost ALL of the native american genes, is if EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, was killed off, and Finns, Norvegians etc, just took their clothes and livelihoods, and started pretending that they were Sami all along.

Your idea has no proofs whatsoever, the whole premise you are suggesting is fucking idiotic, and you are a moron that has no clue of how genes work, or you are a troll.

Whatever the case may be, again, piss off.

Reminder that Jason still thinks Venezuela is doing alright and that the "capitalist media" is lying about their shitty conditions.

Both of em are fucking retarded. Santa Claus came from the Dutch tradition of Sinterklaas. (Which came from Saint Nicholas. A man who handed small golden apples to kids from poor families)

>communist symbol in profile pic

The rich areas of Venezuela are doing fine retard.
youtube.com/watch?v=-9jASLItfkk

I'm saying their Eskimo genes aren't present due to generations of having been raped and forcefully sterilized by white people. Is that too hard to realize?

Who fucking cares what color santa is?

You might be trolling but you're actually not wrong.
Saami have so much Mongoloid DNA compared to Finns that they probably do descend from an Asian tribe that we banged.

>still linking your own videos
Meanwhile in the real world

npr.org/sections/parallels/2016/11/22/503011843/venezuelans-used-to-cross-borders-for-luxuries-now-its-for-toilet-paper

>when Sup Forums even tries to ruin christmas

fucking stop

They were literally red, identical to the Native Americans.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ket_people

Saami have genetics link to these guys who are related to Native Americans so yeah maybe you could say so. Still I think the Ket Asians started mixing with Finnics thousands of years to create Saamis.

>I'm saying their Eskimo genes aren't present due to generations of having been raped and forcefully sterilized by white people. Is that too hard to realize?

And again, that's now how genetics fucking work.
First off, there is no proof of widespread systematic rape and forced sterilization that was applied to every sami population.
Swedes did some of that shit, like the absolute cunts they were, but there was none of that shit done in Finland.

And secondly, even if that shit was done, that would still not remove all traces of this supposed "native american" genetics from the Sami people. If you wanted, you could easily prove this connection if it existed, by looking into the mitochondrial DNA passed from mother to daughter across the entire lineage of our species.

But as you and I well know, there is no fucking genetic connection between the Sami and the Inuits. They are two different groups of people, whose descend from entirely different stocks.

Sami are Finno Ugric, they were Finno Ugric when they arrived here from the Urals, and they remain Finno Ugric and no amount of your retarded mental gymnasitc will change that.

Nah, the Sami have just mixed less with the Europeans than we are.
They posses "purer" finno ugric genes than we do, because of their isolation in the north, while we became more mixed as we inhabited Southern regions of Finland.

Yes, this is what I mean. Saami and Natives are very close culturally too.

WAIT HOL UP
*sips listerene*
YOU TELLING ME
*beat wife*
CHIEF FIREWATER
*operates casino*
WUZ SANTAS N SHIIIIT

Because most countries don't need armed guards shooting their own citizens leaving

>this fucking burger
Please oh please mr. 1/74 part sami, tell us about our people!

T; an actual reindeerfucker born and raised in Lapland, with genetic lineage dating back to the last ice age

>They posses "purer" finno ugric genes than we do

Actually that's complete bullshit. They are genetically very distant to all other Finno-Ugric populations.

But Sami are white. Also St. Nicholas was from Turkey.

Oh piss the fuck off.

Now you are clearly fucking trolling.

Protip, having animistic, and shamanic culture, doesn't mean that you are related to god damn injuns, you moronic piece of shit.

We Finns used to have Shamans and very animistic culture, until the god damn Swedes forced Christianity upon us under the pain of death.

Also, how come you still haven't adressed the fact that the Sami and Finnish people are RELATED. We originate from the same fucking group of uralic nomads. This proven both by genetic studies as well as linguistic ones.

The Sami are cousin peoples to Finns, yet you seem to treat us as completely unrelated peoples, like the clueless moron you are.

There are real images which prove the Saami were originally red and looked identical to Eskimos.

Is the MaoistRebel literally retarded?

Probably because other Finno Ugric peoples became more mixed.
The Sami arrived to Scandinavian Peninsula and Finland far before we did, and them living in the northern portions of these regions isolated them further.
Still, their relation to us is still quite indisputable.

Fucking post them then, you god damn moron.

See:

His channel name should already be the biggest indicator

I can never understand how anyone, especially commies, could think his rule over China was good in any way.

It's more likely however that they descend from an Asian nomadic people who settled in FennoScandia/NW Russia that later became admixed by Balto-Finnics and adopted the basics of our language.
I don't believe in the theory that original Finno-Ugrics were significantly Asian by DNA.

That was fucking adressed already.
Having a tan=/=being a fucking inuit

Your whole fucking argument boils down to "muh high cheekbones!"

That's just minor Swedish admixture