COMET PIZZA STANDOFF THIS IS NOT A DRILL LADS
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WACO STYLED SIEGE HAPPENING HOLY FUCK
God dammit Sup Forums, what have you done THIS time?
are the pedos being arrested, or did someone go apeshit bananas reading pizzagate stuff and storm in there to deliver vigilante justice?
GUYS IS IT REALLY HAPPENING?
it could be a false flag to make them look like victims or an infowars junkie hell it could even be alex jones lmao
WHAT DID YOU DO Sup Forums!!
We warned you faggots
>Letting pedos just sell kids because the elites are "untouchable"
God bless the neet that decided to put an end to comet pizza!
Now we all must rise up and end the lives of our enemies
Good going, guys. You literally ruined multiple innocent people's lives and businesses, all while making everyone from Alex Jones to David Seaman look like complete schizos.
Well played, gentlemen, well played indeed.
this pasta is already stale sir
FALSE FLAG!
>innocent
user, please.
the smoking gun may have never been found but these people are absolutely guilty
there's no standoff, he walked in with a rifle, didn't fire a single shot and walked out in handcuffs
FALSE FLAG
IT'S REAL
False FLAG fag
Sup Forums YES!
he is a fucking martyr
I hope he finds the kids and releases them
Plz be aware of the kids there, cops.`
>But all of the claims against the popular Northwest D.C. pizzeria are false and unfounded.
guys all those tweets and IG photos are false and unfounded ok?
Let's see how (((they))) squirm their way out of not covering Pizzagate. (((They))) would love to blame a right wing extremist with a gun but avoid mentioning the pedos surrounding Hillary and the Democrats.
>This is the danger of fake news
I live 5 minutes away on Connecticut avenue and there's a stream of cop cars heading in that direction.
Something's happening.
...
go there and see if you can observe anything
Wow its litteraly nothing.
cnn thought they was the only one who could inspire the masses
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>autistic pizzagater arrested after trashing pizza joint
pls don't hurt the kids
posting in epic thread
GO THERE NOW AND REPORT FOR US user.
this
Guys
Reddit just found the Boston Bomber holy fuck
Oh shit it's really happening
>twitter.com/JaredWyand/status/805514014813986816
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
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GOD SPEED BROTHER,GOD SPEED
Some DC user should go and see what's happening.
Bombsquad WILL SWEEP THE BUILDING. Awesome.
>There is no abundance of Jewish influence
I'd wish people would be more skeptical and call this kind of kikery out for what it is. I'm still very wary about this pedo thing, has any progress been made that I should be aware of? Last thing I saw were all the symbol comparisons, weird as fuck instagram posts and that Hawaii thing.
BOMB SQUAD ON THE WAY
THE GUY SAID THERE WERE BOMBS UNDER COMET PING PONG INSIDE THE TUNNELS
3D CHESS
NOW THEY ARE GONNA SEARCH
MEME MAGIC
NORMIES WILL LOOK INTO PIZZA GATE MORE WHILE THE POLICE WILL FIND SOMETHING DAMMING IN THE PIZZA PLACE
PRAISE KEK
DOES ANYONE HAVE A STREAM?
this
this incident will be used by the media to urge a push on banning of "fake news" by Obama in some lame duck session of congress
Mark my words: this is how paedophiles will begin to be portrayed as oppressed victims by the MSM
Heading down
This explains the 4chaim slowdown. A disgruntled citizen is taking matters into his own hands.
Some idiot took the joke seriously and thought it was the source of a real pedo ring
top kek
>fake bomb scare uncovers all illegal trafficking
Both
>walks in
>doesnt shoot anyone
>ALREADY ARRESTED
PLANT
PLANT
PLANT
PLANT
WERE GONNA LOOK LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE NOW FUCK
HOW DO WE SPIN THIS?
Be safe! Record video! Bring a weapon if you can!
Based. Download Periscope if you don't already have it. Stream for us!
I have the feeling this will happen more often.
Then gun control will rise.
THE CHILDREN HAVE ESCAPED AND THE POLICE ARE ROUNDING THEM UP AS WE SPEAK
i fucking hate it when fox10 is off air shit should just be a 24hour happenings station
bring condom, don't forget to stream
is there already a stream up?
STREAM WHERE
HOLY SHIT NO WAY SOURCE NOW
DC is already pretty big on gun control.
>Bring a weapon if you can!
don't do this
Oh yes but you can go anywhere else and buy a gun.
That's what I mean.
this is brilliant
could we meme this?
YAHOOOOO
Too late. It has already been spun.
>Tonight: Has "Fake News" Gone Too Far?
>innocent people's lives and businesses
pizzaslut.exe #gaybaby
Meme Magic wins once again
>twitter.com
whadya know another false flag to advance the shadow agenda
don't listen to this guy.
bring a weapon.
Here's a tip pol. Look into Hollywood's swinger clubs to uncover more pedo shit by the elite.
I-is it actually habbening guys???
> innocent
> life ruined
When you're innocent your life is not ruined you fucking criminal pedo. Kill your SHELF for real.
HOLY SHIT BOMB DEFUSAL IS THERE
RUMOURS ARE THIS GUY CLAIMED HE PLANTED BOMBS IN THE SUSPECTED TUNNEL
THIS MEANS THE POLICE WILL SEARCH THE UNDERGROUND AND FIND WHATEVERS IN THERE
THIS COULD BE A RUSE BY THE GUY TO GET THE POLICE TO DISCOVER WHATS INSIDE!!!!
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
Isn't carrying legal in DC? I would not want to be anywhere near there without something to defend myself with
Tomorrow
>Eight police officers died in tragic freak accident.
Or you could literally just ask Macaulay Culkin
livestreaming will be protection enough, the place has 892347 cops around it, and the guy being arrested is being arrested for having a weapon
>Walk in
>Shoots someone
>Killed in police stand off
>Hurr durr it was a false flag the dead person was never even born the mother at the funeral looked a bit like this woman from 9/11
Face it, this board would have found a way to make this a conspiracy.
PLEASE KEK LET THIS BE TRUE
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ALEX JONES AND THE INFO-WARS IRREGULARS STRIKE AGAIN
HOW WILL PIZZASHILLS EVER RECOVER
>yfw they find children down there and save them
YOU DOUBTED ALL THE PEOPLE SPOUTING PIZZAGATE AND WHAT THEY UNCOVERED, YET HERE WE ARE.
WHOS LAUGHING NOW?
There si nothing in Comet Pizza, either because you people are insane and there was never anything, or they shut it down when this pizzagate shit started.
So the fact that you retards are still so obsessed with this location is pathetic.
boasting in ebin bread
34D BACKWARDS INTERSTELLAR HOPSCOTCH MASTER
I bet the owners cleaned out the tunnel days ago and had this "bomb threat" called in to get coverage of how clean and innocent they are.
Then they'll blame fake news and ejaculate together later that night at Podesta's house while laughing.
bump for potential happening
if they prove Sup Forums right on this
The keks will be legendary.
Is there a chance the gas station will explode?
> Plant
This is the SECOND one lately, the first being
> ''''''''SECRET'''''''' MEETING RECORDING OF ALT-RIGHT CRIMINAL.
> TIES TO JO COX MURDER
>"armed gunman"
...as opposed to an unarmed gunman?
>t. pizza enthusiast
Guys this is the guy who did it.
THEY WILL BLAME THIS ON Sup Forums AND THE ALT RIGHT AND CLOSE THIS BOARD. MARK MY WORDS
A real hero and a real human bean
He gave up his freedoms for the children
source now you gigantic leaf
DO IT
>yfw this takes down fags like PJW