Look who I met today

Look who I met today.

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Who's that skinny faggot next to you, Alex?

I have those same khakis

Me on the left

that is what the average pol user looks like holy kek

is that roger stone?

lol where your eyebrows?

Me on the right

>THE GLOBALISTS ARE MAKING US POO IN LOO

>HILLARY IS THE POO WITCH

you look like dave ruben's gayer little brother

fpbp

S.

M.

V.

I'd fuck him no homo of course

I sometimes imagine how entertaining family gatherings would be if Alex Jones was your Uncle.

Matty B.?

this

Dude where the fuck are your eyebrows

Alex looks like he's worried you are about to take him out back to the flying saucer and perform human experiments on him to discern the source of his super male vitality

Moot?

>right: alpha male

>left: twink Sup Forums

LOLOLOL HOLY SHIT Sup Forums
Please tell me most of you don't look like on pic's left.

HOLY SHIT, I hope you fuckers have some warrior genes in you.

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHY WE NEED NATURAL SELECTION AGAIN.

What the hell is wrong with your eyes?

You have to be 18 to post on this image board.

Alex is on the left of the fag

there's nothing wrong with my eyebrows, just weird lighting I guess.

Some of us have uncles like him..

He's probably a courtier in Kyoto or something, I bet he has black teeth too

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lmao what the fuck is wrong with your face you alien

you shouldve got some a discount voucher for some of this, that frame is very child like

Go home, gook

kekekekekek

Please tell me he gave you a complimentary filter. You clearly need it.

WAIT A MINUTE

automatic doors in America have WARNINGS on them?! WHY?

An innocent water cooler salesman?

where the fuck are your eyebrows you low T cuck?

>Meet Alex Jones
>Post picture on Sup Forums thinking I'll be a hero
>Get savaged because I have no eyebrows and look like a fag

Pick all three

this tbqh phamily

Because so many sue happy faggots

You look like Ellen Degeneres with dyed hair.

>not calling him out about his bullshit with Pizzagate backtrack

one job

dont wuzza mate come to australia and get in my lap

id fuck ya

This.

Get that boy on some Super Male Vitality™

Why do you dye your hair user?

Holy fuck, Alex is a big guy

there's nothing wrong with my eyebrows, dickhead

Because without the warning Alex would think the globalists are trying to kill him by using satanic rituals to magically open and close doors.

>didn't do a hero yet

Please reconsider

Everything in America has warning labels.

Lawsuits and retards.

Hes like a better version of Daniel tosh

dont listen to them boipussy, theyre too stupid to notice alex's eyebrows are the same as yours

Prevents people in scooters running into them at 25mph

for you

HAHAHAHAAHA!!!

It's like you want us to make fun of you. Are you a man or a woman? Why don't you comb your fucking hair?

it is completely obvious that you are a gray, gotta work on your disguise ayy lmao

and you better not have done anything to Alex Jones' anus

>Average
>Sample size of 1

Good job, autist.

Hey OP why arent you wearing a belt?
jeans without belts is basic bitch tier behaviour

I look kinda like him. Just bigger jaw and different hair

>le humble ozonated olive oil (?) salesman

somebody needs super male vitality

Alex whos that lesbian next to you?

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Did you bought some water filter ?

A withering retort if I ever saw one.

is this what happens when a teenage girl takes super male vitality?

I disagree with Alex Jones sometimes, but it's so nice that he takes the time to hang out with disabled children.

kek

Or just regular steroids. Easy to get lver there?

I'd probably fuck that chick next to alex. I've banged worse.

You look like a 12 year old and a 30 year old lesbian. How?

My sides are in orbit

We have to put warning labels on every styrofoam coffee cup manufactured here because one lady spilled coffee on her lap and sued McDonalds for 10s of millions of dollars. We are all sue happy cunts

Probably shouldn't readily admit that user.

Nice one bong, spicy

You look like his little fuck boy.
Can you even do 1 pull up?

I want to rail ur skinny ass hard
no homo thou

I think he was filming a Shriners hospital commercial with op.

You wouldn't dare post a picture of yourself on Sup Forums get fucked fat cunt.

>tfw an eyebrow less alien is trying to abduct you

>there's nothing wrong with my eyebrows

but you aint got no eyebrows

>automatic caution door

Sure.

Alex jones is thicc

>you and me both, would love to grab those hips desu

underrated desu

You must be new
Why would you post your fucking face on this site?

kek

if you folded up the monkey boy, the entire thing would fit inside alex jones' head

Eh im ex military and gave up on impressing people a long time ago. Oh and i cant forget i have eyebrows.

Did Alex redpill you on the fish people??

youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4

I met plenty of twinks in the military.

That doesn't mean a thing.

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I find both these men attractive

Went to aussie and i liked it. Got wasted in darwin. Alot of cool people but they bant you to death. Although i didnt mind the bant since i like to talk and was drunk. Are roids easy to get? Pretty easy here.

10/10

Not even the same id as OP. How dumb do you think we are?

Pretty sure liking the one on the left makes you a pedophile m8

Nah wasnt a twink. But i was pretty well built for the pft/cft i met alot of pussies too but they were admin mainly.

Nah you aussies and leafs take the cake on that.

you look like a 12 year old boy

Probably depends on where you are, most towns aren't that large here and in the NT I imagine you'd have trouble too, chinks import a lot of drugs into Melbourne/Sydney so it'd be easier there

Real men

are either endomorphs (bear mode)

or

Mesomorphs (Rhino mode)
Ectomorphs should learn to take it up the ass, like the fuccbois they are.

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