/Summoning Kek/ General- BIG ONE OR TSTSUNAMI HIGH CHANNEL ENERGY EDITION: THE WORLD MUST SHAKE!

As many of us already know, Kek is awake from his dream. This just mean he recovery his energies so we can be please with happenings
Is time to start focusing our energy and use our meme magic to start the Big One and Yellowstone!

They still denying the existence of Kek.. So we must show them our tendie power!!

Old thread's:

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earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
abc7.com/live/23343/
livescience.com/51943-california-sinking-faster-than-thought.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Y9wTQsAgktg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

ploop

PRAISE HIM

> mfw you sink the Solomon islands instead

why?

PRAISE KEK

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

abc7.com/live/23343/

Kek has shown us a taste with Solomon. Will we be lucky enough to see the big one today?

Wakey, wakey, massive quaky.

Praise kek.

2016-12-08 18:03:06.3
36min ago
10.44 S 161.32 E 60 5.5 SOLOMON ISLANDS
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2016-12-08 17:38:46.9
1hr 01min ago
10.71 S 161.36 E 40 7.8 SOLOMON ISLANDS
2016-12-08 16:32:47.8
2hr 07min ago
40.40 N 126.24 W 10 5.0 OFF COAST OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
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2016-12-08 14:49:47.4
3hr 50min ago
40.50 N 126.21 W 10 6.5 OFF COAST OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA

I'm so glad kek has chosen me to die, i've been waiting so long for this moment!

PRAISE KEK FOR DEAD CALIFONIANS
THIS IS THE BIG ONE

Does anyone else worry that Kek might get too strong and chaotic for us to please Him? He's just awoken, this isn't even his final form

i heard a skyking fellas on 8992.0, the world is officially burning

holy shit, good luck user
inb4 proxy

holy shit, how did the shaking feel islandbro?

He demands your sacrifice. Go to him without hesitation.

HEKET OPTIMUS MAXIMUS
HEKET OPTIMUS MAXIMUS
HEKET OPTIMUS MAXIMUS

Ya'll that are hoping for doom and gloom you got another thing coming faggots, California is the backbone of this here Union and if we go down we're taking all of you with us.

If you're not a degenerate you're protected. Sucks man

>Confusion will be my Epitaph

Best of luck user. Lord bless you from harm.

Kek is moving the entire Pacific plate

SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY
THE ONE AND ONLY WAY
THE WAY, THE WAY
CALI WE SHALL SLAY

1 million will die in California

>SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY
>THE ONE AND ONLY WAY
>THE WAY, THE WAY
>CALI WE SHALL SLAY

california could completely disappear and the only thing it would change is the price of raisins would go up a little

>SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY
>THE ONE AND ONLY WAY
>THE WAY, THE WAY
>CALI WE SHALL SLAY

AWAKEN KEK! HELP CALIFORNIA PHYSICALLY SECEDE!

Fall into the sea
Rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nah, get fucked commie, kek wills it

California is over.

>>SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY
>>THE ONE AND ONLY WAY
>>THE WAY, THE WAY
>>CALI WE SHALL SLAY

I'm on my way, praise kek.

may be 3 million and Trump wins the popular vote

8992, RUSSIANS

nice frogs

PRAISE KEK

HOLY SHIT

DIE CALIFORNIA DIE

PIC RELATED WILL HAPPEN

CTHULHU FHTAGN

KEK HAS SPOKEN

daily reminder

livescience.com/51943-california-sinking-faster-than-thought.html

My digits confirm Commiefornia will be completely, utterly, eternally BTFO into the sea.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

PRAISE HIM

KEK HAS GRANTED ME DIGITS

KEK HAS SPOKEN

CALIFORNIA WILL DIE

ALL CAPS FOR KEK
BURN CANDLES FOR KEK
LIGHT INCENSE FOR KEK
THE RECKONING IS UPON US

Oy vey

PRAISE HIM

CHECKED
PRAISE KEK
DEAD CALI
KEK HATES FAGS

KEK, KEK, MAKE US SHEK

>Gook on a proxy.

Look at the Engrish errors.

PRAISE KEK

>it's another Jewish boy presses button and shakes the Earth episode while the goys freak out about it

OY

>yfw Kek is a Great Old One

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Kek R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

In the first thread many gets confirmed quakes of 7-9, seperate quakes confirmed cali quakes to be early 2017.

In the second thread trips revealed kek left to work. Gets were almost nonexistent until Solomon quakes happened. Now kek is with us again.

I say he caused Solomon quake as a demonstration, and will be building power to cause "The Big One"

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK!

Shadilay brothers!

I came to Sup Forums and Sup Forums as a wide eyed liberal, blue pilled to hell and back but this past year has opened my eyes. Slowly, trip after trip here I was woke up to the disgusting truths of the world.

Kek be praised! The hopping chaos that will change the world, the anti entropy, the darkness before the dawn!

The time has come

Praise Kek

PRAISE KEK

You will be fine, you must spray the word of Kek!
>Kek has giving you a sign
>Shadilay brother Kekist

Kek accept these digits

You forgot all the bullshit we WOULDN'T miss.

Shadilay.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey mate wassup.

kek worship is for niggers

Is Kek going to take on the invincible power of the Force???

Surely Kek cannot upset the Force at the Boxoffice - the Force is too strong for Kek!

Another Alaska quake. That makes 3.

Are we there yet?

Rogue One will flop horribly. Praise KEK.

ORDER 66

PRAISE KEK

ITS COMING

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9wTQsAgktg

PRAISE KEK

QUAKE HAPPENS TODAY

He will..
>and then we find order
I really wish to hear the signal calling Skyking
You will be island's soon commie

Nice, Kek is with you.

Even if Rogue One under performs a little it's a start. If episode 8 under performs it'll be a disaster for them.

be prepared guys, this shit is real

It is moments like these that I truly believe.

PRAISE HIM

Praise KEK
He is the way
California
We shall slay
Earthquake comes
Biggest in years
Drink their blood
Taste their tears
KEK shall smite California
And break it away
KEK is life
SHADILAY!
SHADILAY SHADILAY SHADILAY

...

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

...

The one true bible of Kek

PRAISE KEK THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS RIGHT NOW

take my digits and move mountains, Kek

KEK WILL CLEANSE THE COAST OF MINORITIES AND DEGENERATE JEWS AND WHITES. CLEANSE THE COAST KEK! CLEANSE THE COAST AND CALIFORNIA WILL BE FREE AGAIN!

I'll give a roll for your mostly painless death user. Embrace the sweet release. May Kek guide your soul to greater purpose

LAST FOUR DIGITS ARE SURVIVORS
IF I GET DOUBLES OR MORE KEK SHALL SPARE NONE BUT THE ANONS

CALI WILL BREAK OFF AND FLOAT AWAY
HOUSES WILL BE LEVELED
SKYSCRAPERS SHALL COLLAPSE
NORMIES WILL DIE
ANONS WILL TRAVEL IN BOATS TO THE MAINLAND
CALI WILL REGRESS TO PRIMITIVITY
CALI WILL SINK TEN YEARS FROM TODAY

SHADILAY

Three million

Customers who bought this also bought from Donald Trump and Varg Vikernes!! TOP KEK

Pls no bully California. I live here and I am white and not a lib. I am one of you.

Shadilay.
Praise Kek.

We need this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami
At 9.8+ to remove Commiefornia.

Indolent minds expecting the expected, when will you learn? The truth lies before you plain as day.

4
13
17

NEW MADRID

Member when they removed all references of that prophecy from the cursory web?

I member.

Colombian you commie

Sacrifices must be made. Hollywood and the porn industry will be washed away by KEK. It is necessary.

5th quake in alaska

>2 voices will call out in a silence that all will hear

pewdiepie will delete his channel. in 1 hour he reaches 50M subscribers and will delete his channel

so whos the other one?

ITS TIME TO AWAKEN THE YELLOWSTONE SUPER VOLCANO! HELP KEK RENEW NORTH AMERICA FROM THE ASHES OF YELLOWSTONE! PRAISE HIM! REVERE HIM!

O mighty kek
Let the destructive ring of fire
Commence

Praise kek!

Quit trying to sidetrack things you fool. Shithole Cali first, then everyone else.