Does Australia really exist?

We're supposed to believe there is this whole huge island in the middle of nowhere that white people didn't find until way late in the game. And, it's filled with wondrous animals we've never seen before, and the people talk in a hilariously charming way.
Oh yeah, and they have this whole other breed of nigger there, who is even more niggardly that the other niggers.
Oh,and their buildings are impossibly beautiful structures, like nothing on earth.
>pic related
Seriously, does anyone believe this?

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The hardest REDPILL to swallow.

But where did Steve Irwin come from?

Finally someone wants to talk about this subject. I tried taking a trip to Perth for the surf on the western australian coast I heard about, but the plane circled around what I suspected to be southern california for 21 hours. I got off the plane and I think ended up near Santa Monica, there were a lot of chinese tourist folk and mexicans there so I didn't think anything of it since I thought there were vacationing too. the only other white people i met had that atrocious southern californian accent but i didn't think much of it at the time.
I do remember asking my flight attendant when I got back on the plane some questions about the oddities I saw, she acted really nervous and shouted "FUC OFF WE ARE FULL" before kicking me off the plane. I was forced to take another flight home on a Malaysian airline where they didn't speak english

Steve Irwin was a CGI conglomerate of the most disgusting white faces they could find. He was a tool of the globalists shills, meant to lull us into a false sense of security by inflating global white population.

Australia...

IT ALL MAKES SENSE! NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE THE SHITPOSTING CAPABILITY'S OF THE AUSTRALIANS AND NOT BE A COMPUTER!

Just another way the (((travel industry))) leeches shekels from decent, god-fearing folk.
Sorry you fell for the Oceanic Jew

somebody just got woke,son

How do I know your all real huh?
How do I know your not just a bunch of robot's at computers trying to fool me into think Australia isn't real huh?
Well you can't fool me government robot's I know that your not really real people and that your really just the government trying to fool me into thinking that Australia isn't real but I'm to smart for you government robot's trying to fool me I KNOW!!!

You're onto us. The reason we tell everyone to fuck off we are full, is because we don't want people finding out Australia isn't real.

you figured it out. We dont exist, only our shitposting does

digits confirm, Australia is a kike plot.

We don't exist and we're full, don't come looking.

we exist
in your heart

This really would've been better off posted by an australian

Australian here. Can confirm it is a hoax. Nothing "here" but empty oceans. Not worth investigating.

All Australian content you see is produced in Florida.

Who can say what is real and what is not? One things for sure; we're definitely full.

Nah we don't exist

There's no outback in Florida though...

how is life as an iluminatae

THIS JUST IN
AUSTRALIA DOESNT REAL

Been there. Can confirm it exists. And that it takes a LOOOOOONNNNGGGGG fucking time to get there.

Yeah nice try but we don't have Australian's in Florida!!

The day /x/ and Sup Forums became one.

Fuck off we don't exist

>he actually believes this

Explain pic related.

stop asking questions

shit...

You don't?

Australian Plot supporter BTFO
how will he ever recover?

can someone make a meme of empty ocean saying "fuck off we dont exist."

IT'S REAL IT'S A WHITE PARADISE WHERE WHITE MEN GET WELFARE AND JOBS AND WHITE WOMEN AND THERE ARE MAJESTIC AND WONDROUS ANIMALS TO BE FRIEND WITH AND THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES WITH ENDLESS BEACHES AND CLEAR WATERS

Won't you say one word of pray for me, Francis E. Dec?

Australia doesn't exist. It's a global conspiracy; Russia denies that Australia exists and photos from Russian astronomers show that the space where Australia occupies is literally just ocean.
But there's more to the story. Australia is the greatest hoax ever conjured, it's entire existence is to cover-up something much more sinister. In fact, Australia was only first brought up as a concept in 1917, where nearly all of the world's curriculum and history books were changed to fit an Australian agenda. Every video and picture you see of Australia is set in South Africa. Every Australian you'll ever meet is a paid actor. Every Australian that shitposts on Sup Forums is a paid shill.
The place where Australia "is", is actually occupied by an underwater facility owned by globalists, corrupt politicians conspiring together and elites. What happens down there is uncertain.
#ReallyMakesYouThink
#woah...
#I'mGoingToKillMyselfOnFriday

Of course not because Australia doesn't exist!

>A

>Oh yeah, and they have this whole other breed of nigger there, who is even more niggardly that the other niggers.
I lost

>B

haha wow this thread is craaazy isn't it??? haha of course australia is fuckin real cunts. shrimp on the barbie haha, remember crocodile dundee? gosh you guys are really paranoid plenty of people go to australia all the time haha. oh man you guys crack me up but seriously uhhh don't come down here...there's lots of dangerous animals...wouldn't want to get bit by a bloody redback hahah

>bloody redback
bretty good

Hey Australia I go here and drink fosters at home am I in the cool guy club now?

>tfw your shitpost accidentally contains a smidgen of truth

There's a place in the outback. The people have American accents. They drive American cars on the American side of the road. They shop in U.S. dollars in U.S. shops with U.S. staff. They have U.S. papers and U.S. television.

They shoot you if you try and approach them.

Strange, no?

d-don't be stupid, baka!

>Be Australian
>Go for a stroll into Little U.S.A.
>Get shot

Real Australian here, let me drop some redpills on why Australia is the greatest country in the world.

>100% white population
>0% non-whites
>Females are all traditional, conservative, high-iq, family orientated with big breasts
>Men are practically all chads, another reason why we're full
>Our state own media makes properganda which makes it seem like we're a liberal paradise, full of shitskins, so that low-IQ, non-white americans won't come here.
>0% unemployment, we're socialist like Sweden but without the brown.

fosters is such utter shit, it could only be appreciated by a nonexistent country

what about abo's?

trips don't lie. suck it, bitch beer

its all greenscreen..

Who are they? You actually took our propaganda seriously? lmao.

>is Australia real?
Asks the NPC in my simulation.

Guys, I fear my body is rejecting this massive red pill! What should I do?

you guys got room for white refugees r-right? my country has been invaded i need a new home

>fleeing your state when she needs you most
Good. We don't need you cucks around when the real fun starts.

Pffft, dead giveaway. His shitty "Australian" accent would only fool Americans.

the real fun when jamal muhammad and pedro team up to murder and rape your family i would like to skip that part

calm yourself, enter your power cave, and find your spirit animal

I want to be photographed mooning with the radomes in the background at a distance that makes them look around the same size. Should be pretty funny desu

Does New Zealand exist?

It does. Started as a convicted felon exile Island. Instead of destruction from within it became peaceful. Neat experiment. The crimes back then could of been simply saying "fuck the king?" Who knows? We have the freedom to do that everyday now. Educate me.

Even if it was real...Not saying it isn't, but even if it was there's so much dangerous shit down here you're better off staying safe at home...I mean you might trip and fall off into the sun or something.

New Zealand was supposed to be Jurasic Park, but (((they))) failed in making dinos so it's used for some kind of Truman Show now.

Of course we exist OP why would we lie? :^)

But remember to never come here because we are full and the animals are too dangerous, better to stay away. We wouldn't lie to you

I was born a victim of the conspiracy
grown up to be an australian but too poor to ever leave the country

im sure this place is a compound and theyre drugging us collectively

>this thread
>everything seems to make sense for some reason
>I've never been to Australia
>I've never come into contact with an Australian
This is odd because I live in a tourist city in America
>Don't know wha to believe because Sup Forums and lol 6 layers of irony
>The thread about the hidden pre history and mythology being real
>Fucking petrified trees turning into wood
>Pizza gate
>UFO sightings
>The whole Trump election
>old gods like Kek and Moloch
>And now fucking Australia isn't real

Is this the fucking awakening? Is any of this real?

WHAT
IN
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
IS
THIS

no charge, kiddo

Niggardly does not have that meaning, burger.

max par

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thanks for distracting us from the conspiracy, tulip

Noice

I was going to suggest that we should meme Sweden into a hellish place.

OY VEY! SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN!

You're onto us you goy motherfucker

Today I told myself that I would give Sup Forums a try. I change my mind now.

SHUT IT DOWN

THE POOFTER GOYIM KNOW TOO MUCH

Sorry, you're here for life

this

Australia was created after WW2 so America had a foothold in the pacific. None of us existed before then. They created the land, then sent German POW's to come and live here. Pine Gap exists to make all the ethnic Germans forget their native language through highly advanced frequency waves.

How's the brain lesion doing today OP?

haha no silly we absolutely exist! Why do you think there's an Australian Eastern Standard Time? Or perhaps the Australian Tectonic Plate? Silly American we've been here the whole time!

Just don't come here because we're full and all of our animals have the potential to kill you.

Delete this.

Real talk though It's fucking retarded that no one else found Australia

The Chinese and Indians did their fair share of exploration and they never once came across Australia

Not even a "This place is a shithole worth nothing" discovery which is what the first Europeans did (which is fair because they discovered the West Coast, which is a shithole worth nothing without 20th century technology)

Polynesians (Maori's) managed to find New Zealand in the 1300's but they never managed to find the East Coast of Australia?

This.
Are the seas between NZ and AUS particularly rough or hard to navigate?
could be an explanation

and they have adolf hitler toast

youtu.be/dNka5Uk5juA

They probably did get here but decided New Zealand was nicer and dealing with the abos wasn't worth the trouble

>niggardly
That word doesn't mean what you think it means. Niggers are anything but niggardly.