When will you swallow the vegan pill?

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Right after I swallow semen

When animals go extinct and theres nothing left to eat

When even escorts turn me down for sex

why are those terrorists feeding lambs

When it tastes like a double bacon cheeseburger with extra sharp cheddar

As soon as meat stops being so fucking tasty

When the human body becomes able to sustain itself without essential nutrients derived from animal meat

does vegetarianism count

When killing animals for fun no longer entertains me

When meat stops tasting delicious.

What do you think?

They re feeding their newly wed wives

based

Mmm, milk fed lamb is the tastiest. Also, to answer your question, never; I have literally no reason to.

Basically this

They're vegans, where'd they get the milk?

Strong eat the weak. No one should have to apologize for being strong. If someone's actions on the weak upset you, put your life on the line and fight them, you pussy.

meat is good for you

>Ask a serial killer when he will stop killing
>"When killing stops being so fucking fun"

never. I like eating meat. The fact that animals suffer to make it doesn't phase me at all

I'm not an american so I can eat animal products that come from free range creatures who lived a better life than I have.

Veganism isn't a solution, it's mostly ethical posturing, although often well intentioned towards both animal welfare and the environment.

Kind of like recycling your little plastic bottles while industry is vomiting cancer all over the earth.

If you want regular people to stop torturing animals and destroying the environment you need systematic solutions, not solutions that depend on 'let's all be nice voluntarily' as a condition.

Vat grown meat is the future. It used to be €300k per burger a few years ago. Now it's down to €10. Soon it will be cheaper than regular meat.

You are literally eating another living beings rotting corpse and you make jokes about it. You are SICK.

Eating meat isnt a felony, king retard

Are oysters still vegan?

Slavery wasn't a felony either.

That's a gray area, but personally I would say no since they don't have a nervous system.

by definition no they are not vegan, however im sure most vegans are ok with eating them

I meant to say yes, oysters are vegan. Woops.

>When you make an absolutely abhorrent post

Will eat people after that happens.

Might not even wait actually.

>Comparing killing an animal for alimentation purposes to the killing of various human beings.
Had to be a leaf.

I'd skin those two lambs alive while the other two cucks were watching, knowing full well that this was their fate.

I agree, eating meat is for barbarians and degenerates. In the future society will view eating meat like smoking cigarettes, in terms of health effects.

Yes, and?

They are technically not a plant of course, but people who refrain from eating animals to not cause them suffering are generally okay with eating them because they can not experience suffering.

People who are vegan because they are convinced a plant based diet is the most healthy option tend to refrain from them nonetheless.

>When you're okay with torturing billions of sentient creatures to fulfill your selfish desires while also massively draining resources and polluting.
Had to be my white friend.

Reminder that pol's favorite hero Hitler, was a vegan.

You are literally eating the sex organs of sessile lifeforms. You are SICK.

>implying this isn't just islamists giving food to their wifes.

Who am I kidding? I'm already watching videos to learn to cook unborn babies. #FreeChoice

The vegan pill is a suppository.

Not my fault i got addicted to the baby flesh wings served at comet ping pong. They're fall off the bone good!

hitler was a vegetarian. not vegan, and it was because meat gave him bad gas (ironic). his favourite dish was pigeon

yes, but only because it has pork filler and cow bone gelitan in it.

People on Vegetarian and Vegan diets have been shown to have:

(VE = veggy) (V = vegan) (B = both)

>(VE) protection against cardiovascular diseases, cardiometabolic risk factors, some cancers and total mortality (1)
>(V) provides the above benefits and additional protection from obesity, hypertension, type-2 diabetes, and cardiovascular mortality (1)
>(VE) Improved glycemic control in T2 Diabetes (2)
>(V) significantly lower risk for overall cancer (3, 5)
>(VE) lower risks for diabetes, diverticular disease and eye cataracts (4)
>(B) less likely to suffer from hypertension (5)
>(VE) better metabolic profile (6)
>(B) lower anxiety (7)
>(VE) less negative emotions (8)
>(VE) Improved mood (9)
>(V) alleviates symptoms of Osteoarthritis (10)
>(V) healthier gut microbiota profile with more anti-inflammatory and disease-preventing microbiota (11)
>(VE) improves insulin resistance (12)
>(VE) reduces oxidative stress and improves the bodies anti-oxidant status (12, 13, 14)
>(V) half as much risk for developing hyperthyroidism (15)

1 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4073139/
2 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25414824
3 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26853923
4 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26707634
5 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23169929
5 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22230619
6 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26355190
7 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25415255
8 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20515497
9 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22333737
10 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4359818/
11 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4245565/
12 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3427880/
13 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3349038/
14 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15474873
15 ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25263477

>meat causes inflammation and promotes cancer progression
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25548184

Even if a vegan diet made you die 10 years earlier, it is your ethical duty to reduce suffering in the world.

holy fucking kek

Vegan right winger here

then kill yourself and end my suffering dealing with you fucking leafs.

it is more ethical.

kys.

>selfish desires
Eating is now a selfish desire, woah!
> massively draining resources
Clearing woods to grow crops also does drain resources

Nuke Canada

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>Eating is now a selfish desire, woah!
I didn't say you didn't have to eat.
Clearing woods to grow crops also does drain resources
Don't you realize you have to grow crops to feed the animals, you fucking idiot? By not feeding the animals with the crops and feeding the humans directly, you're saving resources.

I'm being trolled right?

Browsing this site daily since 06 my boy

>torturing billions of sentient creatures to fulfill your selfish desires

explain

When its covered in meat.

fpbp

when it's wrapped in bacon

If you we all became vegan it would be the same, rats, rabbits, every plague animal will be decimated by poison.

i said you need to kill yourself to end all of our suffering.

it is ethical.

kys

By "your selfish desires", I meant your affinity for meat, not eating in general.

Why is that a bad thing?

apperantly not or are you just to dumb to read

That was so edgy my wrists are bleeding. Be careful with that edge.

I'll eat whatever I want you fucking chinkie

Killing a non-human isn't wrong. You don't cry about the blade of grass you crush, even though it is a living being. Do you only care about animals? Why? Is the presence of pain really it? Is it because it is easier to empathise with them because they look more like humans? If yes, that is not a very good reason.
Humans are a part of our society. We have a connection to them, based on trust and cooperation. Not all animals are capable, maybe even willing, to cooperate with us. Therefor they're a natural enemy, not morally wrong to kill them.

It is not. Killing animals for food/leather/bones/etc is not a bad thing either. If the animals are well kept, a quick death is more than nature does for then.

day of the rake soon

>Do you only care about animals?
No, I care about all sentient beings. Yes, the sensation of pain is what makes meat unethical. I am for the eradication of all wildlife, or at the very least all predators because they cause immense suffering in the world. In fact, human suffering is a small blip compared to the suffering of wildlife and insects.

>If the animals are well kept, a quick death is more than nature does for then.
I agree, nature is terrible and should be destroyed.
> Killing animals for food/leather/bones/etc is not a bad thing either.
It is if they're harmed, which they are.

YOU ARE STILL POSTING AND CAUSING ME SUFFERING SHITLORD

put a leather belt round your neck just to make sure senpai

Then you would need control=kill wildlife that became to big for the resources they eat.

on the day it comes in red. Enjoy your smelly farts.

You would destroy the natural cycle of the world because some animals feel pain and it makes your fee-fees go wrong?

Oh... you just were trolling all along.

I already swallowed the black pill. It's too late for me.

>nature is terrible and should be destroyed

5 foot 4 manlet pissed at fate detected

Why not both?

check my ID

i tried it for 3 months and i became skinny fat because tfw no protein. my skin really nice and i shit like a god though. overall would not recommend.

Please learn english before posting on this board, my white friend.
If you were experiencing immense pain, caused by a kidney stone or cluster headache, would you press a button to get rid of it?

Quite right, but you must go a step further. Why should you have to empathize with humans? Recognize your emotions and control them. Select your chosen in-group or tribe, and defend it. Life is competition, and while you can play with a team, it will not and can not encompass all of mankind

I like to eat raw pork. How can anything vegan compare to this?

When I grow a vagina

kek

id smash the fuck out of the button that would get rid of the online forum equivalent of kidney stones,

THE FUCKING LEAFS

Checked and Heil'd. Veganism is Aryan.

You are a sandnigger.

looks good, like a pigu tar tar?

Nice argument you got there, you know what I meant.

Im still learning english and this is my method of practice.

Not if it kills me, or incapacitates me.

OMG YOU RACIST. MODS?

i'm a diabetic.

the doctor told me to eat super lean pork chops and broccoli.

my health has gotten much better.

Oh, fuck! They went from fucking goats to fucking sheep! Fucking dune coons!

An animal would eat me, why shouldn't I eat an animal?

>Not if it kills me, or incapacitates me.
What if it were chronic pain? Years and years of continuous suffering?
>you know what I meant.
What you said didn't even apply to my statement. I said wildlife should be destroyed because it's a torture machine.

When their periods calm down.

>A rapist would rape me, why shouldn't I rape a rapist?

Seitan

>When killing animals for fun no longer entertains me

Basically. It's just raw, not even smoked, pork with salt, pepper, and onions.
Just smell like death afterwards, so you should make sure all people around you get a bite too.

We ARE rotting corpses.

Think about it....