serious.
no memes please.
serious.
no memes please.
golf
Eats pizza and plays ping pong
sniff Ivanka's panties
Plays golf, eats steak and fucks his wife.
what did he mean by this?
>free time
implying successful people have free time
Get your penis touched and bullshit with other rich people.
> goes to sit in favority easy chair
> kicks off shoes
> puts up feet
> leans back and enjoys Flight of the Valkyries with closed eyes while conducting furiously.
Successful people don't have free time
Comfy
...
Fuck his daughter
Hangs out with his favorite group of autistic NEETs
Tweets
Shitposts on twitter and triggers "journalists"
Masturbates to anime
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Grabs pussy and call people out on twitter
fucks his daughter
Trolls on Twitter
Fucks his wife
Thinks and get angry about china
Watches wall porn and sjw reactions from his elections
>sends out tweets
>reads news
>fucks his wife
>golfs
>calls rudy for a phone call
>checks on his employees and asking how they are doing
>shitposts on Sup Forums
>at my big sister's place 3 months ago
>she'd babysitting my while my mommy and daddy are out campaigning
>i lose hard as soon as she hugs me in the doorway
>say i have to use the bathroom
>shove a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet and flush
>ask her if i can use her bathroom, the toilet is broken
>lock her bathroom door and proceed to hamper
>i am in panty heaven
>sniff until i nut
>big sis knocks on door saying it's been 15 minutes
>walk out red in the face, she looks at me funny
>she says she "fixed" the toilet
>i spend the rest of the day as i normally do hoping i put all the panties back in a sensible order
>turn in for the night, go to my bed
>there are used panties under my pillow
what's my next move? i only pretend to play chess btw.
Lovemaking and hobbiest woodworking
Scours the internet looking for rare slinkies to add to his already prodigious rare slinky collection.
Love how there is a statue of a parrot fucking another parrot in pic with father-daughter. What's it trying tell us?
It's well reported he:
>wakes up at 5 and reads newspapers
>watches all the morning shows until 9am
>does business (with CNN/Fox News on in background
>takes a lot of phone calls
>watches Fox News and CNN from 5pm-11pm
He's addicted to cable news.
Have you read The Art of the Deal? He detailed several "regular days" in that, and basically, he works all day long. Different kinds of work, from informing himself to making phone calls to "keeping up appearances" socially, but essentially he's always working.
What does he do from 11pm - 1am?
Bang his wife
parrot sex makes a great statue
>free time
this nigga sleeps 4 hours a night, he doesn't want free time like yo bitch ass
Shitposting
He sounds a bit like us. I wonder how much masturbation he fits in there
Makes deals and plays golf.
Supposedly he likes to pig out in his home theatre eating popcorn and cheeseburgers
In other words he's 100% American
Tfw when a 70 year man is more dynamic and vital than you.
bang his wife while shitposting
he triggers faggots
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he said on some interview that he never jerks it. don't know if he's being honest or not but it wouldn't surprise me.
>Shitpost on twitter and bang his wife
this is the same autism that brought us pizzagate
I hate you low iq'd retards
its a little humbling tbqh familiarus
Run for president in another timeline.
Desu
You could strike a mule down with those hands.