Hello oldfags, I’d like to welcome you all to NuPol, I’ll be serving as your ambassador today. A little about me; I was a seasoned poster on /r/politics and a huge Bernie Sanders supporter. I was so mad after Hillary stole the election from Bernie that I actually joined /r/the_donald, that’s how I became a Trump supporter and found out about Sup Forums. I know a lot of you are hesitant about NuPol, but it’s our board now, and that’s a good thing. We’re going to drag Sup Forums kicking and screaming into 2017, think of us as progressives. Pol desperately needs a reformation, we’re going to make this happen, you can thank us later. Here’s what we believe in:
1. All hail Trump, the God Emperor 2. We are against Globalism. We support nation-states but are against isolation, countries should respect each others differences but strive to trade and work together. 3. We support LGBTQBBQ’s who want to MAGA 4. We despise SJWs and their political correctness. We will work to change their views. To paraphrase Reagan; Liberals aren’t bad people, they’re just terribly misguided. 5. We hate n*ggers not black people. N*ggers come in all colours, they are by no means exclusively black. Just look at Ben Carson! How could anyone in their right mind call him a n*gger. 6. If you’re not white it’s all right. We want to open up this board to a more diverse audience not just typical whites like Germans, Swedes, Brazilians, and Turks.
Jace Morales
7. We are against radical Islam, but we respect and support moderate Muslims who are compatible with contemporary society. 8. We are against Zionists and their oppression of the Palestine people and therefore do not support the Israeli government. However it must be noted that we do not inherently have any problems with Jews, we welcome and encourage all Jewish posters who do not support Zionism. This is a fine line to walk, it’s very tricky. Anti-semitism is unfortunately still rampant in society, and anti-Zionism can easily be misconstrued as anti-semitism, the last thing we want is to create the conditions for a second Holocaust. 9. We support and encourage FemAnons, their voices are often marginalized. Unlike oldfags, we see women as more than just dick-snot dumpsters.
I know a lot of you resistant to change and quite frankly a little scared, but believe me, this evolution into NuPol will save Sup Forums.
To quote the great poet and musician (((Bob Dylan))): Come gather around people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone And if your breath to you is worth saving Then you better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changing
Andrew Cooper
The Day of the Rake couldn't come sooner
Oliver Harris
I stopped when I saw the flag
saged
Camden Martin
>A leaf Fuck off.
Christopher Scott
What's the problem? Are you "literally shaking" right now?
Chase Walker
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Jose Brooks
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Liam Brooks
You're still upset Sup Forums isn't literally one person who will follow some LARPer who can barely speak
Chase Richardson
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Christopher Foster
its actually true though
reddit has taken over this board and now you're all braindead trump followers who are just as delusional as liberals
Xavier Adams
I gues im nupol, bit i usually only lurk on pol.
Aiden Howard
I don't even disagree with all of your points, but you to blow away you leaf motherfucker.
Joseph Green
Fuck off leaf. The day of the rake can't come soon enough.
Wyatt Lee
Brits, Canadians, and Aussies. No one quite does the bantz/ shitposting like us. Keep doing the good work, son.
Gavin Sanchez
>brits
sorry but your not to good at shitposting
Benjamin Cook
Is it me or does that nigger have mold growing in his matted up hair?
Jaxon Powell
You only think that because you Euros don't recognise banter 90% of the time it's in front of you. Bantz & idle humour seems to have escaped the continent for some reason.
I've noticed France is particularly affected by this phenomenon. If you're ever in an internet chatroom or a game with a Frenchie and you try to make a joke, the conversation just comes to an awkward end there and then.
> Liberals aren’t bad people, they’re just terribly misguided.
A fucking Leaf
Colton Bailey
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Charles Rodriguez
T. Typical Faggot Leaf
Justin Walker
Don't forget: Nupol is Keynesian! Statism *cough cough* oh..shit i meant civil nationalism not statism silly me!!!
Owen Young
>Leaf
Hudson Mitchell
> Canadians have infected this board
I'm going to bed and if I see this thread archived with 60 percent or more posts being made by Canadians, I will fucking dox the next Canadian I find in CSGO. I am so done with this shit. Goodbye you fucking faggots. I hate you all get a life.
Oliver Walker
You know I was writing a paper the other day on the quadratic formula, it's rich history, how it was derived, it's derivatives etc. on my computer at a local coffee shop. After a highly productive working session I came on here and saw this post and after seeing it I, too, was elated that someone could post such a great post. I don't use reddit, I'm more of a Facebook guy, sometimes I'll go on MySpace (XD), but you've said what I've wanted to say for my last couple of days on here. Anyways that's about all guys, thanks, I'll make another post in about a half hour thanks
Don't listen to them they're just salty because a Canadian nigga got bandz
Luke Diaz
kill yourself nigger
Owen Ramirez
I have been to the Netherlands. What an overrated country! Mediocre food, ogre-esque women, and disgusting beer.
P.s. canals are overrated build some roads you're not Venice sweetheart
Alexander White
Heres A you. Now fuck off degenerate leaf
Eli Reed
I'm with you. Not all of us are stormfags.
Gavin Hughes
FUCK OFF LEAF FUCK OFF PLEBBIT
Dylan Peterson
Hmmm too bad you can't make me! I'm here to stay. I like reddit and their crowd -- I think they'll bring a certain new spice/oomph to politically incorrect, so no reason to be salty!
Gavin King
Hmmm too bad this is the only joy you have in life! You're here to stay.
Samuel Richardson
>leaf >nupol >Bernie supporter Alright, we know shit posting is funny, but please leave it to the Australians
Aiden Ramirez
you have no power here you weak, small, dried up com stain go back, filth
Carson Young
You know how you can tell your women are shit?
Be a dutchman and discover that north american girls WILL be imediately fuckable for you if you are a tall broad dutchman with thick blond hair.
Dylan Gomez
>I speak for Sup Forums
Shut the fuck up faggot, the day of the rake can't come soon enough, the brush fires will blot out the sun with smoke
Nolan Martinez
Have you ever looked at iq differences and the fact that africans Never build A 2 story building.
Maybe you can red PILL yourself leaf
Connor James
>huge Bernie Sanders supporter.
stopped reading
Aiden Garcia
Pretty good shitpost leaf. 8/10
Hudson Brown
raised-by-reddit-Sup Forums
Daniel Gutierrez
ITT: a Leaf thinks supporting Palestine over Israel is a good thing
>I support Akhmeds bombmaker over his bank that keeps him poor as shit and short on bomb parts
>mfw Canada still hasn't figured out Kikes are good for something
Juan Hernandez
DAY. OF. THE. RAKE.
Bentley Cox
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Brandon Cooper
>Africans never built a 2 story building
Holy smokes! Did you fail elementary school?
Robert Thomas
(you)
Carter Nguyen
Egypt, africans: No leaf, they were white europeans. Original africans, sub saharan, have an iq of 70 and literally didn't invent anything