Brit/pol/ - Fine I'll Make the Thread you Lazy Fucks Edition

>David Cameron accused of patronising voters after blaming 'the rise of populism' for Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/david-cameron-accused-patronising-voters-blaming-rise-populism/

>Michelle Thomson MP contacts police but says she does not want to 'go after' man who raped her
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/michelle-thomson-says-does-not-want-go-man-raped-police-contact/

>Conservatives win Sleaford by-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38258976

>Cameron defends Brexit vote decision
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38261534

>Brexiteer Michael Portillo says EU is doomed to fail because of 'catastrophic' eurozone
express.co.uk/news/politics/741701/michael-portillo-hails-brexit-motion-hammers-eurozone

>Have your cake and eat it! Plans for Brits to have benefits of EU membership AFTER Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/741781/Brexit-EU-referendum-Brits-keep-freedom-of-movement-residence-rights

>UN Chief Compares Populist Success of Trump and Farage to Islamic State
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/un-chief-compares-populist-success-trump-farage-islamic-state/

>Security Guards at Church Services As ‘New Clientelle’ Defecate, Masturbate in Pews
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/church-new-clientele-masturbating-pews/

>Labour MPs fear party is alienating both sides of EU debate
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/labour-mps-blame-brexit-lack-clarity-sleaford-north-hykeham-byelection-result

>Russia killed Olympic amateurism. Now it might kill anti-doping
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/russia-killed-olympic-amateurism-now-might-kill-anti-doping/

>Andy Burnham calls for UK to leave single market to rebuild North
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-single-market-andy-burnham-labour-north-england-industry-uk-eu-a7466181.html

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First for C I V I C

Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong

15-17 yo birds are the best
Prove me wrong

>you will never be drinking mates with these top lads

WTF! I hate anime posters!

PUT YOUR DOG DOWN

>its kinder on the long run

YES I'M TALKING TO YOU

>It's an anime thread

Thank you OP.

brit/pol/ news site when

Daily reminder that Argentina will never take out Falklands.
youtube.com/watch?v=_fg5amio4jU

NO FUCK OFF REEEEEEE

we have a brit/pol/ news site

it's called brit/pol/

Rate my country.

Allies: England and Wales
Enemies: Scots, London and the EU
Reason for independence: Northern socialists and southern Remainers
Main export: argriculture
Capital: Peterborough
Politics: Nationalists vs Libertarians. Marxism is outlawed. Poles and Muslims deported to Scotland.

>tfw based Paul Nutall will never balance a glass of water on your head

>tfw London hasn't burnt to the ground in ages

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ARGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

youtube.com/watch?v=_fg5amio4jU

>not glorious northern powerhouse
>not a single moor

I rate it 1/10 you fucking degenerate.

This was tried and failed

Just don't try and engage them in conversation, otherwise I'm with you m80.

Never
Brit/pol/ is full of
ethnics
neets
jews
paedo anime posters

When? I don't remember anything like that being ever promoted in brit/pol/ threads

Nth for Enoch was right

FIRST FOR SAINT JO COX.

WHO /JO COX/ HERE

THINGS WE WANT:
1. ST. JO COX MEMORIAL HOSPITAL
2. A STATUE IN EVERY MAJOR CITY
3. SEVERAL MEMORIAL BENCHES
4. A REVERSAL OF THE BREXIT VOTE
5. TO BE OFFICIALY DECLARED A SAINT BY THE CHURCH
6. FOR MY HUSBAND-ERR I MEAN JO'S HUSBAND TO STOP FUCKING YONG INTERNS
7. FOR ALL BIGOTS, RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, ABELISTS, WHITE PEOPLE TO DIE
8. FOR IT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR ALL TIME THAT THE GUY WHO MURDERED ME DID IT FOR BREXIT AND ALSO I SAVED MY CO WORKERS THAT DAY TOO

ANYTHING ELSE?

do you really think your mummy loves you?

>she doesnt.

she wants you out.

This sounds like something the Lib Dems would do in a desperate grab for votes.

all parties should refuse to contest seats at the next election so they can all be given to Jo Cox as a mark of respect

You're just butthurt that I have a cute Doggo and live in a wealthy white area

same time times of pol was around

Karen!

t. paedos

Whats up with your doggo user?

Did he do it?

Karen!

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Remember lads, make the new thread just before it hits 300 posts. We don't want a repeat of that debacle last thread.

Shoo shoo northern Marxist

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>fucks kids
>"n-no YOU'RE all paedos!"
Death awaits you Jock

Dog chewed through the cable for my headphones and I can't find an official sennheiser replacement cable.

Stranger things have happened

>glass of water

That's neat gin

Life is very short, and there's no time for fusing and fighting my friend......

youtube.com/watch?v=Qyclqo_AV2M&list=PLmo4pBukfRoN8SB5RKvfiY9CTl9pI_IFc

My Doge is fine that cunt wants me to put him down

kill your dog or bash one out to your nan

CHOOSE

>tfw too intelligent to wipe my arse.

If I get digits, you have to do it

>fucks kids
Citation needed

Dissolve United Kingdom, New Zealand & Australia. Form a Federated Kingdom of the Isles, great-power British ethno state.

Independent Commonwealth of England and Wales when?

Scotland, Paddies and London GTFO

>tfw so intelligent i plan my diet for clean shits that require no wiping

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Cute doggo, post more pics

Meme (((Merchant))) forever BTFO

Great idea. No jews and mudbloods allowed

Wales can fuck off.

Full of the most cunts.

>taking skegness

not on my fucking watch

> live in a wealthy white area with my mum and dad

fixed that for you, sonny me lad.

what ever threadbare credibility you might have imagined yourself to have is gone, like a fart in a wind tunnel.

you are a middle class man-child, who suckles on his middle-aged mummy's wrinkled and elongated teats for sustenance.

She wants you gone, and she doesn't love you.

>Have her dog put down.

Every post in this thread could bee an Op for all the threads in the catalog.
/pl/ is like Sup Forums on Friday nights.

>Federated

stop giving tripfags attention

But my dog is perfectly healthy

Are these two homosexuals or southerners?

I can't tell the difference.

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In Russia, here, and various other nations, everybody under 16 is considered to be a minor, a child.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe#Russia

>Sexual intercourse committed by a person who has reached the age of eighteen years with a person who has not reached the age of sixteen years - shall be punishable by obligatory labour for a term of up to 480 hours, or by restriction of liberty for a term of up to four years, or by compulsory labour for a term of up to four years with or without deprivation of the right to hold certain posts or to be engaged in a certain activity for a period of up to three years, or by deprivation of liberty for a term of up to four years with or without deprivation of the right to hold certain posts or to be engaged in a certain activity for a period of up to ten years.

Your town will serve as the country's tourist hotspot (kek)

But bullying them is fun

That's a fucking cute dog. Even without best hat.

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>Tfw arse crack is so hairy wiping is the equivalent of smearing chocolate spread into a wig

Literally who

they always ruin britpol tho

I'm a teenager of course I live with my parents you fucking drip

t. wanker

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Are these three communists or northerners?

I can't tell the difference

I quite like this flag for England & Wales.

Meme merchant is harmless, preube and yktd do the most damage.

Let's have some more referendums.

Fist let's ban inhumane slaughter (kosher/halal), then male genital mutilation, then the burka... ad infinatum until the heebs and goat fuckers deport themselves.

Fuck off welshfag
Put your dick back in the sheep and go back to your redundant language and enjoy the total degeneracy of Cardiff.

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>then male genital mutilation
please

>fuck all coverage
It's the little details that matter

Some people still aren't aware that you're an underage loser. Careful though mate, I think that Scot-in-Russia cunt's got his eye on you.

or we just ban all the non-Germanoceltics?

Give it a trim lad. Christ sake.

>tfw Karl Marx and Engels lived in your city plotting their poisonous ideology
>get btfo by the Manchester Capitalists

liberty and free trade started here mate.

yktd isnt bad. don't care about preube. merchant is cancerous.

now i'm the faggot for having opinions about trips.

How the fuck do you trim an arsecrack

Why did you post that lass then? I just had a shit with lighter colour skin than her

i'll ask your barber next time i see him.

>Its another state dis-proven things about the Merchant episode

I've literally stated that I am 19 about 20 times. Do one.

youtube.com/watch?v=CTWzapKU8nA
Fuck le Pope

>yktd isnt bad
Fuck of YKTD

You might want to get that checked out

>Englishfag judging LITERALLY anyone elses capital city
L.M.A.O (laughing my ass off) @u senpai.

Ffyc off chi ddarn rhyw Foslemaidd o cachu

Carefully.

With scissors and EXTREME caution

*off
REEEEE