I am the president of the netherlands

I am the president of the netherlands.

ask me anything.

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The Netherlands doesn't have a president
>American education

Are you top or bottom?

I'm literally the president you retard.
>doesn't get it even when the president is talking to him

top of the ladder. 33rd

Are Dutch people from the Netherlands?

That doesn't sound right, have I swapped timelines?

The word "Dutch" is because retard anglos thought we were "Deutch" for "german".

it's a permanent mark of fail on their language.

As the president are you entitled to special toothpaste?

Fluoride free. the salty, pink colored kind.

gotta keep the gland clean

>Dutch

Dropped

Perhaps it's a reflection on your failed culture.

Why?

What's the point of being the president of the Netherlands?

What is the Netherlands?

seeing as how the rest of the west has cuck'd "culture" by political correctness, I'd say we're better off than all of you.


shekels.

What is the proper way to eat stroopwafels? Can you heat them without the "warm beverage steam" trick?

it's a man made country. custom built for the master race.

It's a shame we're so close to subhumans like germans and french though.

Maybe you should drop on your knees for Abdul , Sven

Does it match the flag, though?

>heat them
wtf is wrong with you.

thanks civilian. that'll do, even though sweden is already BTFO by its mere existence.

it can look orange in certain lighting, so it's better than the flag.

Dutch were Deutsch though.

J/k I do think the Dutch are top tier. Are you worried about global warming?

stop making shit up mohammed, or I'll send you back to morocco

>Are you worried about global warming?
we are masters over nature. so no, I'm not worried in the least.

What was the last relevant thing the Netherlands did?

Ikea?

Graphite, Hyperloop

...

You didn't really invent or even discover graphite, also there are no working hyperloops.

So nothing?

Wait are profiteroles Dutch?

meant Graphene.
>there are no working hyperloops
it's in development, retard.
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can I bekome nederlansk?

>profiteroles
from Gibraltar

sure, get a job and pay taxes.

What is the meaning of life?

exist for a while to experience things. die, cease to exist, and join the collective with the experiences you gathered.

Why?

Locked in the wine-cellar again your majesty?

the only reason to be, is to experience being.

Tell me more

Doesn't Holland use a king?

it's meaningless being omnipotent and infinite. nothing to lose, nothing to gain. split off, become finite, experience self, die, rejoin the collective


we use many things.

I'm afraid

what for? the warmest happiest feeling you'll get when you are reunited with the all. for now, enjoy the ride. experience

How do you know all this?

go away colgate

through multiple extremely short and faint re-connection with the all.

I will eventually.

Weed?

that is shit tier drug. don't waste your time and money on it.

What do you recommend?

outdoor+sunshine+someone you can talk to+ MDMA and water to drink.

So you are a Freemason

no, but I was pretending to be.

Ok thanks

why are you a homosensual?

when is islam gone?

how big is penile circumference?

>why are you a homosensual?
sensual?
>when is islam gone?
soon
>how big is penile circumference?
big enough, but not too big to be a nuisance