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Christian Butler
Christian Butler

Fascism is here, hunker down time

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Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

'member when "Talk is cheap" used to be a respected phrase

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTCCGHucS7s

Logan Green
Logan Green

Too bad Pat can't be with his wife.

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

trump told some rude asshole to shut up
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NUCLEAR WAR HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

Were coming for you too Patton. We know what you did.

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

go be with your families
Good thing my wife is alive and well, thanks Patton

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Did his wife get a hold of his twitter, or

oh

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

I wish Oswalt would go and be with his wife.

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

Lol they think they live in an abc tv show

There are far too many children and not enough adults around

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

hoard food

fatass

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

not posting the music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIeA-l7k4wM

Jace Baker
Jace Baker

Of course his priority would be to hoard food.

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

I mean you should be prepping for when the lefties chimp out.

Easton Young
Easton Young

What did he say at the press conference to get them so angry? tldr me

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

Lugenpresse is getting desperate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqaWsxXrJSw

Christopher Brooks
Christopher Brooks

go be with your families

*hails cab to cemetery*

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

Is he literally shaking?

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

Something is coming and it isn't winter!

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

Liberal doom and gloom is the thing i hated most at the end of 2016 and it still tops the list.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

patton? isn't this the guy that killed his wife?

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

let's hope he goes with his wife

Alexander Brown
Alexander Brown

That's just the diabetes

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

What a fear monger.

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

hoard food
Great. When the day of the rope comes we'll get free supplies. Tards won't buy guns to defend themselves.

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

Kek

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

first fucking thought too

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

They don't believe the administration can make the press their bitch when their guy is in office, but when Trump shows the world that the administration holds all the cards they get it.

Fucking morons.

The press has been compromised since forever.

Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

said CNN is fake... not worthy to be pissed on

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

Why dont you go be with your wife, Patton.

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

Your wife isn't alive anymore either, Patton, so you can't go with her either.

Hoard food because that's the best you can do fatfuck.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

Fatton Oswalt telling people to horde food

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

We're all gonna die! Fascism!
Probably tweeted that while sipping a coconut latte.

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

This guy talks about going home to be with our families as if he had one, since he let her wife die. At least he is a master at hoarding food as his belly proves

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

Holy shit Repbulicans are such fear mongers, not all muslims, not all Mexicans!
holy shit trump didn't answer a question at a press conference, get ready for nuclear war

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

This... lol.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

How can I hoard food when that fat widower fuck is eating it all?

Kevin White
Kevin White

we need to start a peepee on pepe protest.

need picts posted to twitter were retards are all pissing on MAGA hats and frog plushies

Bentley James
Bentley James

Hoard food.

I think some people need that food more than others, Fatton.

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

Fuck now that a 2 bit comedian and man whose wife died to get him out of her life asap said this its officially over.

Andrew White
Andrew White

Go be with your families.
I can only hope he joins his wife.

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

If he finds a lady she will be another victim of his insolence
kek be praised

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

I find it funny liberals used to make fun of preppers. Now that they lost the election they are becoming what they hate.

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

muh dick

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

Liberal doom and gloom is the thing i hated most at the end of 2016
Buckle up, buckaroo. You got eight years of "#TheResistance" ahead of you.

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

Patton has been hoarding food since the King of Queens days. Nothing new.

Angel Young
Angel Young

if i was a pussy id be shaking just like he faggot liberals. fuckin trudeau bringin in muzzies and taking our jobs and these faggots are complaining about trump? fuck they dont know how good they got it.

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

Lol, these faggots are so desperate to scare the normies.

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

Trump isn't funny
No shit fatton, he's president, not a comedian.
terrifying press conference
Words scare you? Or golden showers? Or your inability to see fake news?

Normal air bag response. Just fear mongering.

Brandon White
Brandon White

only thing his audience (the left) preps is the bull

Adam James
Adam James

HOW DARE YOU NOT LET US SLANDER YOU AS A HENTAI WATCHING PISS FETISHIST RUSSIAN AGENT WITH NO CONSEQUENCES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is why their party is fading into obscurity.

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

And they call Trump the fear mongerer

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

"Patton Oswalt smothered his wife while she slept."
- Buzzfeed

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Good thing these guys don't believe in guns.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

tells to simmer down to a guy from an outlet that ran a literal slanderous hitpiece about pass fefishes

WHAT A FASCIST

why are Americans are so melidramatic

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS SAY SHIT LIKE THIS TO SCARE NORMIES AND THEN NEVER MOVE TO CANADA OR SWITZERLAND LIKE THEY THREATEN TO?

OH YEAH THATS RIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE FAT FUCKING FAGGOT CONTROLLED OPPOSITION THAT BELIEVE ZERO OF WHAT THEY WRITE.

Patton's fat ass would be the first one to the concentration camp, I'd work some bacon off his back.

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

Hunker down? I've been waiting for right wing fascism my whole life.

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

Dispatch the elite Nazi hunters

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

I dont give a fuck anymore what these dipshits shout out on any media, that press conference gave me hope on future that wont be suppressed with nothing less than carpet bombing my sorry ass to pieces

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

Glorius

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

Patton "Fucking The Daughter With A Garfield Mask" Oswalt is clutching his pearls.

Can we please meme this idiot out of existence

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

We certainly need to get this butter huffer to stop hoarding food. I mean Jesus, has Patton gotten as wide as he is tall? Can he even fit through door frames? Can he even leave his house...?

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

hoard food
get raided and killed because your an manlet obese, no guns cuck.

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

hoard food
not you patton, you hoarded enough already

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

Someone link him some of the /k/ prepping guides. And in tha woods survival shit. Infrographics whatever.

Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

WATCH IT YOU FUCKING NAZI

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

Holy shit, did it never occur to them while they were spinning a Buzzfeed story that he will be president? Did those retards actually thought Buzzfeed peepee poopoo fanfic will take him down?

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

Patton always hoards food

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

What did (((he))) mean by this ?

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

Is he going to store enough food for his fat ass and his dead wife?

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

tfw you didn't vote for Cheeto Chud
This country is fucked, because the president elect is a manbaby who can't stop having tantrums.

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

What happened?

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Patton Oswalt
family

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

2 last names ((man))

calle calle

Blake Price
Blake Price

SO
FUCKING
BEAUTIFUL
NNGGH~

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

You mean this guy was just blowing off hot air with all those other ridiculous tweets and it turns out he actually doesn't have a spine, and is a scared coward? Color me fucking shocked!

Blake Brown
Blake Brown

You know what's truly disgusting about this? Not the fact that these people live in a complete delusional fantasy land. That they finally are okay with that which the right has constantly been okay with. Feeling the need to have guns and prep for the possibility of a tyrannical government rolling its way in and oppressing you. These are the people who cried that guns should be banned. That prepping is something done by the insane conservative weirdos. That fighting against a tyrannical government will never happen. Worst of all is that these are the people who will go right back to this mindset as soon as they get their way. Sick fucks.

Logan White
Logan White

Aww yea I 'member

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

I recognize that mouth

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

Why does this guy keep posting when all he gets back is jokes about his wife?

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

Who is it? it has way too many teeth to be a british one

Mason Miller
Mason Miller

because that's what he wants, then he can run to the press about 'online trolls' like a typical SJW cuck fascist begging for censorship.

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

tfw Trump stops fielding questions altogether and only issues statements

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

CNN should be allowed to get away with Libel, because muh feelings

Fucking Liberals

James Perez
James Perez

Trump said we'd get tired of winning.

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

Kill what you need and no more

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

No one is going to pay attention to these idiot celebrities once business is booming in this country and their pockets are lined with loads o money.

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

Trump has a press conference and called CNN fake news and wouldn't answer their questions.

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

hoard food
Seems appropriate for Oswalt.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

OH SHIT IM GOIN INNAWOODS

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

liberals are preppers now

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

What is Trump purported to have done?

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

What do you mean he? He's just a normal (((white guy))) like the rest of us
/\
: )

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

Why wasn't his wife's death ever investigated?
even minor celebrities get away with murder now?
#investigatewhatshernameosawldsdeath

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

We know what you did Patton.

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

One fucking press conference.

One.

Jesus Christ, literally his first press conference after getting elected and Trump has triggered the single biggest election aftershock in history. The media are collectively slapping plates of chicken nuggets out of their maids hands in fury. The markets are sperging again. The liberals are wailing and the conservatives are throwing up their liquid lunches. CNN and Buzzfeed are counting the days until the axes falls on their necks, and the Mexican's are counting out poor pesos on their kitchen tables.

Maybe the US won't survive four more years of this?

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

This is my guess

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

That tweet made me laugh harder than any of the other shit this fat fuck has ever produced. Telling some rude fuckface to fuck off puts us on the brink of global annihilation, apparently. These people are so put of touch with reality that I'm almost convinced that there has been a merging of timelines and all these insane leftists came from there, it's the only plausible explanation for how they're capable of such wild leaps of logic.

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Kek fatty talking about food

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

t. Actual Nazi

Damn. I would fucking love to see the volkshalle go up in nuclear fire.

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

He has been hoarding food for quite some time.

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Who wants to chip in with me to hire an improv troupe to put on <Hugo Boss collection> and bust into the club during Patton's standup routine and tear up the place like they are looking for Anne Frank?

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

nooooo way

Juan Nelson
Juan Nelson

America - see what happens when you ignore your political landscape for a few decades?

Enjoy the decline. It's gonna be gud.

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

fascism

yay

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

KEK

just seen the video, he tells a CNN dude repeatedly to "be quiet" before defaming CNN. The journalist looked like he was about to cry

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

Lmfao this fucking guy. He will talk shit about Trump until the day he dies. I am only sad that so many of his followers eat this shit up. I am pretty sure he makes flamboyant tweets like this solely for the (You)s, to comfort his loneliness without his wife.

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

Hoard food.
implying Patton has never NOT hoarded food

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

and then peed on her

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

WAAAHH CRRY MOAR FAGGOT! The more libshits cry over nothing the more pissed off I become. They only do this for attention and it's sickening because social media is an entire culture where everyone just pats ecah other on the back for having the same exact dull ass knee jerk opinions.

It's gotten to the point where these spoiled brats need to be smacked back down to reality.

Thomas Bailey
Thomas Bailey

liberals become doomsday preppers

lmao

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

Spam his twitter with pics of his dead wife and call him a wife killer.

Tyler Gray
Tyler Gray

What a faggot this guyis. Little mutant fuck needs to keep his mouth shut.

Joseph Morgan
Joseph Morgan

Isnt there a law against fear mongering or something?

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

dont forget the newest viral protest

PEEPEE on PEPE!

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

Does anyone have link to the Press Conference? I missed it.

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

hnnnnnggggg

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

UNCREDIBLE

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

Patton Oswalt and all the rest of these hysterical fucks are gonna look so foolish when Trump turns out to be a great President.

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

MSM were prtinting out right lies about Trump. Who wouldn't be fucking pissed off? I know I would? I'm mad enough to kick that fat fuck Oswalt's head off. When the fuck will they stop virtue-signaling? I expect this catty behavior from wimmin. Not men.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

What movie?

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

who is that guy?

looks like a wife killer

Angel Davis
Angel Davis

They're going to drive this man to suicide.

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

Patton Oswalt is literally shaking because Trump didn't let CNN claim he loved golden showers

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

fucking told by a guy named Piano

James Rivera
James Rivera

Patton is right, the literal first thing that Hitler did when coming into power was to be rude to CNN.

Cooper Brooks
Cooper Brooks

He did a horrible dangerous thing, he said certain media outlets can't be trusted.
The horror.

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

They're pretty much everything they've accused Trump of being, i.e. warmongers (raising tensions w/ Russia), racists (fuck white people), sexists (stop mansplaining, manspreading, etc), bigots (anti-christian), etc.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

when you saw Drumpf coming a decade ago and hoarded a lifetime's worth of calories in your arse
Sup Forums BTFO

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

LOL these cucks are a never ending source of tears

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

It's funny because Patton has no longer a family

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

Go be with your family

He's just asking for dead wife joke, please tell me someone pointed out his wife is dead

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

KEK

that caught me off guard

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

man in the high castle

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

It's a show. Man in the high castle

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

the distinction between the two grows ever fuzzier, user

Isaiah Howard
Isaiah Howard

Yeah go be with your wife patton

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

lel

Also, 9s

Caleb Wilson
Caleb Wilson

The Man in the High Castle, show on Amazon Prime

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Second season of The Man In The High Castle.

Isaiah Anderson
Isaiah Anderson

Why would I listen to a guy who murdered his wife?

Andrew Bailey
Andrew Bailey

How is Patton Oswalt going to start prepping? I would have thought his bull would have moved on after his wife died.

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

That's it? This shit is literally a shoah now?

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

implying he didnt murder his wife
Seriously, his story is fishy as fuck. ONE Xanax killed her?

BULL
SHIT

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

Anna NO

James Gray
James Gray

Might be a shabbos goy, some of them adopt the echoes to signal to their jewish masters and Fahey isn't a typical jew name (no search hits for "Rabbi Fahey".) In which case he goes to the front of the DOTR line as a traitor.

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

Believing and supporting the fake News Source.

Patton Oswalt is an unfunny hobbit.

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

HOLY FUCK

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

told CNN to go fuck themselves

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

spend months calling him a nazi
starts calling his critics nazilike

He is taking the wind out of their sails

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

tfw you are waiting for the unification wars but all you get is an orange asshole.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

If pat knows one thing, it's hoarding food.

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

libdo is for niggers and stupid people XDDDDD
You are part of the reason as to why white people aren't having kids or sex

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

Is that satire or are these people unironically batshit crazy?

Some of the reporters acted like misbehaving children. It was embarrassing. The hysterical tone of voice alone gave away these were partisans, not journalists. Shameful.

It was a pretty damn good job by Trump.

Jose Price
Jose Price

dont appreciate the media printing libelous slander
Tantrum
And this is why Democrats will continue to lose. You JUST dont get it.

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

Sad hobbit is sad.

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

WITNESSED

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Using the left's own dirty tactics against them

We aren't a month into 2017 and it's already shaping up to be a brilliant year.

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

Democrats believe themselves to be the saviors of free speech to such a degree that if you don't listen to them, they call everyone a fascist even more than they already do.

why do they persecute me so?

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Who are all these people with verified tags that don't know shit about shit?

https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/819177951040249856

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

Funny, isn't it? They all laughed when I said to start buying preservative food.

Well, they aren't laughing now.

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

Please note that we cannot substantiate claims that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. In fact, we think there is ample reason to doubt that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. However, it is important for the public to know that many people are saying that Patton Oswalt killed his wife. In 2017, our view is that the role of journalists is to report hearsay and let the layperson sort it out.

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

Exercised his first amendment right at press conference.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Trump isn't even in office yet and look how the left is acting. Fucking hell

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

Kek'd out loud at that savage.

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

Your organization has been talking shit and twisting my words for ages now so no I will not answer your questions.
OMG HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIVES DA NAZIS ARE COMIN!
These people need a fucking reality check.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

unironically batshit crazy
Yeah, that one. All concentrated in New York and California too.

Good thing we have the electoral college, right?

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

Hoard food

Oswald's definitely ahead of the curve on that.

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

go be with your families

Yes, go be with your wife Patton.

Isaiah Brown
Isaiah Brown

whether his travails were comparable to those of the victims of adolf hitler
With what fucking face do they write this
Prepare your ropes for election day

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

One of my ways to relieve stress is tormenting leftist cucks on Twitter.

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

i have grabbed my bug out bag and i'm about to head for the woods. this will be my last post on Sup Forums. goodnight america

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

HENTAI WATCHING
That bit was Sup Forums satire, not in the report.

Aiden Flores
Aiden Flores

That!
That flag represents the blood we spilled and the lives we lost to protect our land.
How dare you desecrate it?
HOW DARE YOU!!!

Oh well , at least it doesn't have stupid stripes on it.

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

by posting pictures of him pissing on Maga hats and frog plushies

PEEPEE for Pepe!

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

implying there are people on Sup Forums that dont have 3 months minimum food stockpiled along with firearms and other prepping shit..

Jackson James
Jackson James

What magnitude of literally shakening can be achieved, I wonder

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

Well, they always wanted to be victims

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

Rule #2

SJWs project.

Thats why im anxious to find out where this piss scat and CP story is going. Orwellian fake news rose during pizzagate, Trump accused of rape during the CPodesta wikileaks. Grab em by the pussy when focus shifted to Bill Clintons raping past.

Its a funky timeline, ill admit that.

Trump is racist-Haha his skin is orange
Trump is sexist-Hes a fucking white male
Trump is a bigot-Hes a rich filthy Jew
Trump is a warmonger-He is going to war with Russia who also put him in office by hacking the election

You cant make this stuff up!!

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

Liberals can bring race into any conversation. When will we gas them all?

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

THIS IS WHAT THE LIBERALS LITERALLY BELIEVE

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

future secretary of the press right here boys

Nathan Brooks
Nathan Brooks

pretty sure patton had hookers pee on his wife after she died

#PEEPEEonPepe

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

omfg he refused to talk to a news outlet, i'm scared now

How limpwristed and weak willed do you have to be to have this bother you?

William Perry
William Perry

I hope the last thing he tweets on the 20th is a video of himself tying a noose for himself. With the video showing his twitchint stop just as trump finishes his acceptance speech

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

Funny thing is, if they stay in the USA, we know where to find them.

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

It's a tv show I think. Man in the High Castle

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

noice

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

That fat fuck couldn't hoard food if his life depended on it.

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

the power went out for 2 1/2 hours. any longer and the shits gonna hit the fan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2gVXd7FzhQ&t=38s

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

Finally, this time without Italy.

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

fuck we need to get this to buzzfeed

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

85 likes

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

ANNA MARRY ME PLEASE

I NEED THAT KIND OF SAVAGE ALL DAY EVERY DAY!

Gabriel Thompson
Gabriel Thompson

So what was the story with Patton? I seem to have missed it.

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

What press conference?

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

"isn't funny anymore"

No, this is too easy. I wont take a cheap shot.

Landon Long
Landon Long

hoard food

Josiah Ward
Josiah Ward

Fascism is here
God I wish.

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

that nigger will die faster than his wife

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Make sure to remind them that Obama did the same exact thing except it was Fox news he shut out. See if they can form a coherent response.

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

Didn't you see his face throughout tho; he was enjoying it. Eight more year of increasing disparaging comments to Fake News Outlets coming up :)

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

I didn't see it, but this sounds like typical liberal behavior 100%.

Kick the hornet's nest.
Cry and kick and scream when the hornet's come to sting you.

At this point I think they have a literal genuine psychological addition to victimhood. Their bodies are now physically dependent on being victims, and they purposely manufacture situations in which they can present themselves as victims in hopes of getting attention and empathy.

Now their world is crashing because it's not working. They're junkies looking for a fix that can no longer satiate them.

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

Haven't you learned yet? They don't care about their own misdeeds.

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

He could if he did the right thing for his kid and offed himself.

Brody Long
Brody Long

suffer not the shitskin to live

Juan Hill
Juan Hill

Because they didn't realize that Canada has an immigration program that requires you to have some sort of skill that will add to the Canadian economy. And all these fucking crybabies have is their celebrity, and that doesn't earn them any favors with people who don't give a shit about their follower counts.

I wouldn't be surprised if every single one of them actually applied for citizenship and got denied. I also wouldn't be surprised if they refuse to announce it publicly because Trump would mock them for it and their egos can't handle it.

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

DELETE THIS!

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

He sounds unhinged.

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

S A V A G E

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

Hunker down? Hell, I might just have to join the military to help out with it if that's the case.

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

it wiggles its little antennae! i think it is displeased!

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

gets slandered by buzzfeed and then CNN with literally zero evidence despite ((CNN)) being a legitmate mainstream news channel with good rep, claiming he get's pissed on by prozzies
takes it extremely well, refutes it and stays composed throughout entire press conference.
CNN reporter has audacity to ask him for a question seeing as he's 'attacking CNN' and Trump firmly denied him the privilege as he is entirely justified in doing, and called them terrible and fake news
Manbaby who can't stop having tantrums, really? You liberals are mentally ill.

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

preservative
länkkäri syö spärdäreitä :D:D
karu äijä

John Cruz
John Cruz

slandered with zero evidence
Just like Clinton, huh? Sup Forums really is a safe space echo chamber. Wow.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

patton oswalt

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

liberals, putting the cuck into cognitive dissonance.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

Still not tired of winning.
Someone get that unfunny fat man a sandwich and he'll calm down.

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

I dare anyone here to find and burn a real turkish flag and upload it to youtube, twitter and such.

Please trigger my country.
Bitte bitte bitte.

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

And just like that, patton Oswald isnt funny anymore.

Samuel Ortiz
Samuel Ortiz

Someone please make fun of his dead wife then he'll shut the fuck up again

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

Liberal douche as addicted to twitter as Trump himself, oh and he killed his wife.

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

Aesthetic

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

You know what really isn't funny?

How Pat got away clean with murdering his wife.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Link ti press conference video? Need it.

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

He's Been prepping bulls

John Wood
John Wood

Send us one

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV4DsSKkl7Q

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

I thought Libs hated their families?

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

"YOU are fake news," directly at a CNN reporter who wasn't shutting up until Trump answered his question

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

Looks like that fat little faggot has no problem hoarding food.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

One with a very long nose.

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

What stage are we on, lads? Depression or acceptance?

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

just by telling CNN to shut up, Trump went from pissboy joke to terrifying dictator again

Well that was easy

Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

Anna in the back.

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

he can just hoard food and eat himself to death

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

Why the fuck would that even matter in that context? Dumb fat leftist piece of shit.

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

What a cuck.
Pathetic, self hating faggot.
Off to the gas chambers if he hates himself so much.

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

Patton is a cuck because his wife left him.

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

Patton Oswalt, what a little bitch boy

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

Sörkenjëjrkörö töhötöm kóla

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

If you mean "killed her by giving her terminal cancer with his comedic stylings" then, yes; he fucking slayed that bitch.

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

Well, contemporary liberalism IS all about feeling good about yourself while changing very little.

t.socialist

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

Patton Oswold
hoard food

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

A fucking Stand up comic? He is so far up his own ass...ffs.

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

I wonder why he killed his wife?!
Were they going through a troubled patch?
The cause of death could have been an 'accidental overdose' but even if she accidentally took two, three or even four times the prescribed dose 'by accident' it wouldn't just kill her like that, its fucking suspicious if you ask me, he was a shitty comedian and c-list celebrity, she made far more than he did, she was in good health, good shape and didn't have any underlying health problems, it wasn't sudden death syndrome, toxicology reports showed medication in her system but nothing to definitely say she had overdosed, she just apparantly 'suffocated' in her sleep.
She never had sleep apnoea and wasn't overweight, she had no respiratory issues.
This can only mean one thing, she had enough tablets to just knock her out and make her weak and easy to smother in her sleep.

Look at his twitter, it is full of obsessions with killing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo

Julian Kelly
Julian Kelly

Have your your 8 year olds cried yet, Sup Forums?

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

Trump is looting americans, but will he gib some of the loot to greatest ally?

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

I'm pretty sure owning a T*rk flag would put you on a watchlist here

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

This

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

palli palli palli palli
ja kassit kans
palli palli
ja sepon kassit

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

It's anti-national socialism, right? I can't picture a mainstream show portraying nazis in a good light.

That is very aesthetic though.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

Leftards 8 years ago

Right-wingers preppers are paranoid 'retards' who are just too stupid to adapt a changing America.

leftards today

STRAP YOUR DILDOS TO YOUR LEG, XIRS. IT'S GONNA GET ROUGH!

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

More like Anna BAZINGA

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

It's symbolic of the fact that these crybabies can't remember the last time a Republican was president, i.e. 8 years ago.

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

oh the level of bullshit from these people, just goes to prove they have no human decency, an 8 year old child wouldn't understand the fucking implications of having Trump, Hillary, Hitler or fucking Jesus as the president.

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

these people actually project their arguments on imaginary children

they themselves actually believe their views are so basic that children would spout them.

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Next part in scene

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

That would be kind of weird since he killed her in the first place.

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

alternate future, Nazi Germany conquered the US. Follows the resistance fighters (ofc).

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

colour
no way those dunedindus wrote that themselves

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

Whatcha gonna do, manlet?

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

Wrong, we were transplanted from the Berenstein timeline into their fucked up retarded one. Luckily we are making it even Greater than ever before

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

dunedindus
gonna start using this term from now on, thanks

James Turner
James Turner

Would you please move to Canada already you fat fuck

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

Stop crying bitchnigga

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

still bargaining imo
maybe if we slander and shit on trump 24/7 people will buy into our agitprop and we can impeach him

depression sets in after 21 Jan

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

10 more days

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

Looks like it's time to smother our wives in their sleep - it's nice that Oswalt is leading through example.

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

Lel wtf is that gif

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

Criminally under rated

Hudson Bell
Hudson Bell

trump probably mentioned his wife

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

((("walt")))

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

hoard food
Isn't that all this guy ever does?

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

Why do illegal immigrant loving Liberals want to move to Canada instead of Mexico?

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

Heil Trump!

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

Did anyone ever find out why Patton Oswald killed his wife?

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

PRESS CONFERENCE VIDEO HERE
https://youtu.be/W6ZHY0E4_Wg

HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:
Mocking and calling BuzzFeed a failure and a "pile of garbage"

Asking a CNN reporter to stop being rude so a woman can ask her question, then calling the CNN reporter fake news when we wouldn't shut up.

This man is legit.

Luke White
Luke White

They also love the constitution and have learned the value of firearms.
This is the best timeline.

Angel King
Angel King

RIPIP murka

we always knew you'd finish just like the USSR. :^)

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

She is probably a fake Sup Forums profile though, Iike
https://twitter.com/EliseDechamps for example.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

mfw he literally called some CNN kike "fake news" during a live press conference

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

I'm inbetween sockpuppets right now, could someone make my day and reply "why don't you go see your family" with a picture of a noose and screenshot?

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

cant define fascism
still uses the term

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

With as much he's hyping this up and making it seem like a doomsday scenario, are we sure his wife didn't have a heart attack induced by this jelly roll's rampantly insane fantasies?

David Scott
David Scott

No, he smothered her in her sleep.

Logan Smith
Logan Smith

Eat shit, roach. No one gives a fuck about you dirt people.

David King
David King

She refused to fuck the niggers he brought home.

John Morgan
John Morgan

So he rolled over

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

In a way, he has a point.
If the sensationalist mainstream liars (the media) were exposed, a lot of people WOULD be fucked.

Ignorance is bliss - truth is revolution.

#FreeTheTruth

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

Caesar
bad
They need some SPQR.

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

We're just culling the weak, potatofriend

Cameron Cox
Cameron Cox

He put his hand down a ladies pants and laughed about it

Andrew Wood
Andrew Wood

hoard food

Is that how he killed his wife?

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

Then why do you come here? Fuck off back to readit

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

pretty much the same fucking thing as a spoiled child used to getting what he wants for crying

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

https://vault.fbi.gov/hillary-r.-clinton 646 documents now.

Jason Harris
Jason Harris

Ah, resistance good boys then. So, it's essentially wolfenstein.

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

Yes, spoiled is an accurate word, which matches the demographic of rich white kids who get mommy and daddy to buy them fancy toys to use for complaining.

Nathan King
Nathan King

Since when Buzzfeed became the national news agency known for its journalistic integrity, high quality investigations and large base of trusted sources?

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

literal genuine psychological addition to victimhood.
Ding Ding Ding!

William Barnes
William Barnes

buzzfeed is just fefes and opinions

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

About the same time "Russia hacked Trump into office"
Never

Anthony Martin
Anthony Martin

We could only be so lucky.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

"gun violence"
oh fuck off

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

hey you should argue logically with these emotional people
Please tell me you don't argue with women as if they're men with tits and pussies.

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

Some of it is bullshit, but they also terrorize their own children by inculcating a distorted and fearful worldview. It is borderline psychological abuse.

Christopher James
Christopher James

Since a lot of other media trying to spin the stories out of buzzfeed as of late as legit journalistic investigations it sorta paints them this way. Or it paints the other media as being gullible retards that quote dumbfucks from a entertainment blog platform as legit sources. Sad!

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

Hillary lied to the FBI and destroyed evidence as well as getting questions beforehand, and didn't get charged.
There was plenty of evidence in the wikileaks, what are you on about

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

you are fake news
Demolished

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

Holy shit I am literally shaking right now

Zachary James
Zachary James

Implying the "report" wasn't pol satire

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

absolutely, kids will fear or get excited for things they clearly don't understand.
and I aren't letting either side off the hook, I remember that video of the crying excited girl when told she was going to see Trump, it was clearly the same level of bullshit that libtards do when they give kids an anti-Trump sign and bring them to rallies.

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

Better run to Mexico, faggot. Wait I mean Canada, you wouldn't want to actually live around Mexicans, when you can just claim there's no problem with them and receive all of those virtual pats on the back. Enjoy your noose.

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

genuine psychological addiction to victimhood

You got it user. They are stuck in permanent victim status, and anyone who manages to break out and succeed will be instantly vilified. That's why they hate capitalism so much. If we lived in a utopia you can bet your ass they'd find some way to feel oppressed.

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