Confirmed Happening

Our TV program here in Germany just switched to emergency broadcast system and merkel is expected to hold a press conference in about half an hour
Also they reported that over 1 million men had be mobilized in Russia and that major cities are being evacuated.
Did your EAS systems also switched on? Can shart in marters confirm the evacuation of major cities in USA?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU
youtube.com/watch?v=SoXkgIsIiQE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

BUMP

ITS HAPPENING

links,sources?

...

Pics, links or didn't happen

Where are the proofs user?

Can't find anything on the internet about it

Calling bullshit

>germoney
>any form of EAS
Don't slack off at work, Sören.

Stop LARPing you stupid cunts.

Kek if this is real make us aware through digits, I beseech you!

SHADILAY

SAGE

FUCK

Gay

what do you get out of making these ridiculous threads?

interesting posting time

>these larping faggots again.

The same pasta was posted a few months ago when some german cuck said tanks were rolling down the street.

Dubz but no source.. I've been cheated once too many.

Kekd

The digits. They knoweth.

Lies. Russia isn't about to invade the rest of Europe. Even if they eventually won it'd be too costly to be worth it.

Can Thoth confirm?

Gake and fay.

Fuck off stop scaring me

>More bored LARPers

Pol either getting played tonight or the world is about to burn.

4th reich is coming says kek

Guess there's nothing to see here guys. Glad I cleared this up.

THOTH IS A FALSE IDOL!

YOU SHALL WORSHIP NO GODS BUT KEK

K...KEEP ME POSTED MUHAMMAD.

>no fun allowed

Pay denbts.

WTF GUYS
IM SHAKING

Let's use the fucking logic here and see what can trigger a battle right now, let me see LITERALLY NOTHING

>The world is a safe logical place, and we live in hurr durr post war current year
You are an idiot.

can confirm.
our internet completely cut off, can't check mail, chat on icq or shitpost on Sup Forums.
a column of 1000 trucks just passed down my street in western direction.
bye

You on mobile or just being sardonic?

Keep us posted on the internet situation!

>can't shitpost on Sup Forums
>shitposting on Sup Forums

absolutely cut off.
can't even ping 127.0.0.1
wtf is this shit.

Can confirm -- I've got my window open, and can hear the nearby airforce base shutting off the local internet backbone.

All i am saying is there are no active threats against it. I'm not saying it can't happen you illitirate retard.

Wtf u can post so ur internet is not cut off.

Yeah i just saw 2 columns of 1000 trucks leaving my garage just now.

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS WHY UVB-76 stopped

just saw a zeppelin with an escort of 6 gorillion Apaches fly over my house
omg its happening guys

I'm in Oregon there were hella loud jet scrambling just a minute ago

>Our TV program here in Germany just switched to emergency broadcast system and merkel is expected to hold a press conference in about half an hour
>Also they reported that over 1 million men had be mobilized in Russia and that major cities are being evacuated.
>Did your EAS systems also switched on? Can shart in marters confirm the evacuation of major cities in USA?


Finally can we nuke russia....please?

Very dire indeed, it sounds like literally cut through the lines in that case. Stay strong Comrade

Can confirm, American toilet is now spinning in reverse.

Also Chronosphere detected.

That's the joke dimwit.

Reporting here from Canada, I can confirm that the National Canadian Broadcasting Center is airing round the clock video of Justin Trudeau in a short video announcing feminism is now provincial law.

F35s crashing in front of my street can confirm. Guess they aren't so great after all :/

Have you tried resetting your modem?

Bye

I swear to fuck if the next person bumps this thread with LARPing shenanigans

No happening at faggot. Fake news, go home.

The Queen just announced live on TV that she's a reptilian spy
UFOs converging on my house right now

SKYKANG SKYKANG

I JUST HEARD SEVERAL NUCLEAR BLAST OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND A NUCLEAR SUBMARINE JUST SURFACED IN MY TOILET. RUSSIAN SPETSNAZ COMING IN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY.

I'm near an air base in Lincolnshire. Massive amount of air traffic today. Never seen anything like it. Fuck!

WE WUZ WUWUZELLAS

What is skyking btw? always see it mentioned on radio threads. Is it a callsign or something?

kekus maximus

The Whiteman Airforce Base is Missouri just went from Defcon 3 to Defcon 1. Choppers and Aircraft are moving about, B2s are flying towards the west, sirens going off everywhere and civilians are being escorted off the base, it's happening lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

>what is skyking
It's an old show that's super redpilled so most of Sup Forums loves to rave about how awesome it is.

Sup Forums is just having a larp this morning, right?

Guys, i just got back from the mall, saw tanks heading my way when i was getting home!

Modern day 555th company tuskegee airmen

>tfw one day this will actually happened

I'm getting excited just thinking about it lads

Pay attention and lurk moar dude. Save the posts for updates, you'll archive the thread faster.

Holy fuark guise, spetznatz bear cavalry just raider my village with bazooka nukes and hand grenade hydrogen bombs wat do?!?!

>Our TV program here in Germany just switched to emergency broadcast system
no it doesn't.

Too much shilling in this thread, we just hit the jackpot of shit with this one , right guys ?

>Can't ping 127.0.0.1
That means your network card is fucked. That's not how the Internet works mate. Your home address has nothing to do with an active Internet connection

thanks, chipping away at my newfaggotry

Kek please I didn't mean it

Don't give me digits

Creepy as fuck man

PRAISE KEK FOR INEVITABLE WWIII

Can hear klaxons going off at nearby air national guard base.

HOLY FUCK, WE WUZ SKYKANGZ AND SHEEEEIIIT

You_Done_Good_Lad,jpg

>>tfw one day this will actually happened
>I'm getting excited just thinking about it lads


Peace on earth at last.

t.

Karsten usm ruhrpott

ARE YOU FOR REAL KEEP ME POSTED STAY SAFE BURGER BRO

Skyking is a thing used on short wave radio for the USAF, if you hear 3 skyking's in a row, get under a table.

It's happening! Our government officially capitulated as is our national custom, enjoy you war fags

Or just watch the show, it's what (((we))) are talking about. Note the redpilled lead.
youtube.com/watch?v=SoXkgIsIiQE
youtube.com/watch?v=SoXkgIsIiQE
youtube.com/watch?v=SoXkgIsIiQE

I'm in the 1st Taiwanese Marines Division and we're all being para-dropped over China within the next hours.

Proof: here is a pic of me and my squad, 100% not LARPing.

THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE!! AMAZING!

TURN ON CBC

JUSTIN TRUDEAU DECLARES WAR ON RUSSIA FOR BANNING GAY PRIDE PARADES

THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

How did you know my IP, you some kind of Russian Hacker?

>Canada declaring war

Come on you could at least try when you troll people leafbro

nothing is happening! What's up with the braindead anons here? Simply go on a livestream of ARD or ZDF, you fucktards.

why was this thread made, what purpose has it?

are we shitposting?give me you best animus.

GOLD PRICE SOARING NOT A DRILL

Did you have those links ready to postake? Almost like pasta? Hmmm

REVERSED IMAGED SEARCHED IT AND NOTHING CAME UP WHAT THE FUCK

Was ist los?

>you are living in the timeline where Trump, Farage and Putin team up to stop the EU
>they race to Berlin from 3 different directions
>Merkel pulls a Hitler and hides in the panic room of her mansion
>EU ceases to exist in 2020

>can't even ping 127.0.0.1


IN RUSSIA 127.0.0.1 PING YOU

start of the year and Germany is already in the runner up for being shitposter of the year