Lindsay Lohan converts to Islam

A: your daughter convert to Islam
B: your daughter date a black guy

Which one is the worst

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I choose having a gay son.

Post-Feminism will be Islam.

My dad said this 10 years ago and it's becoming true.

Always B.

A belief can be amended.

what a wise man

Isn't she doing this because she has become an escort for the sons of oil tycoons?

REAL?
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dad?

I just don't understand why people 'convert' especially to a religion that considers men a "degree above them (women)". I'm starting to think it's exclusively for low IQ people.

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gib publicity pls

>A: Your daughter is a sympathizer
>B: Your daughter is a sympathizer

They're the same. The solution is to disown your daughter.

B
You can change someone's mind, but a coalburner is ruined and worthless forever.

A. Some things you can never come back from.

B

Wasn't she a lesbian? How does that work? Does she throw herself off a building now or will they do that for her?

She is a weaboomb

It doesn't matter, she's excommunicated from the family and she will not receive any inheritance, my blessing on any action or a seat at any dinner table of mine.

She will not be in any family photos and her kids will never see their grandparents. As far as I am aware, she is erased from my legacy.

Shit. I meant B. B is the one you can't come back from.

Fuck, I'm retarded. This is why I'm glad I can't have kids.

Drugs not even once, she used to be hot af too.

Look, another retarded celebrity doing retarded things for attention. Yawn.

Islam is the new transtrender.

It's fine I suppose if you're a true believer. I ain't one to deny someone faith. I just fucking hate this new shit where people wear this and try to normalize the atrocities of organized religions that mandate extremism like Islam's holy men do.

B, at least the Muslim will give me White(ish) grand kids with traditional values and gender roles. I can live with that. My genetic legacy is (somewhat) secure.

Is that what losing a body part does to your brain?

She got some bigass titties....

A is worse. Thats denying christ, and joining a scientology tier cult:

Also B doesn't necessarily mean sex:

Yeah, because feminism can mean just about anything as long as it's anti-male and stated emotionally.

That is what Cannes is all about, you can almost guarantee that any female celebrity who regularly goes to Cannes is a yacht whore.

Lohan supposedly has an iq of 120

w-what else did he say

She will end hers days in chop chop square

>Which one is the worst
A, definitely A

>Get fiddled by producers as a kid
>Spiral into drugs
>Become a social outcast/ joke
>Get used by Pakis under the guise of acceptance

Does she know you can't be a strung out, alcoholic slut in Islam?

either one and you've failed as a parent

She's probably gonna be pumping out a bunch of little Mohammeds in no time

B is worse.

If she can convert to Islam, she can reconvert back.

Your daughter gets BLACKED and her DNA is ruined forever. Look up Telegony.

Dumb asses.

How is this a bad thing. Women become modest and save themselves for marriage again

This is SO fitting. All the hate was appropriate.

Problem A is worse. A rope and a tree will solve problem B. Problem A takes serious re-education.

Yeah but if she tries to leave him, there is an excellent chance the Negro would rape her, if not outright kill her.

Your from the States so you should know the severity of the Black problem here.

Islam actually says men and women are equal and muhammads hadiths on women are that they have to be looked after etc.

Liberals are anti white above all else. No amount of actual sexism, racism or violence will ever make them more angry than white people simply existing.

Every instance of liberal hypocrisy makes sense when you realize an anti white agenda is the common thread that runs through it all

Obviously B. The thing is, A would probably make her want to date and fuck a sandnigger.

In either case I would disown my daughter. Christian, and conservative here.

>dailyfail

She hasn't converted the news says her rep has denied such allegations.

why is assange so cute

all of that will be irrelevant when they will cut your white head off.

*was

This bitch has been such a hoe that Christianity is no longer enough for redemption. She needs to be fully oppressed and subjugated by men to pay for all that dick she's been playing with for a decade

alright let's get this started

>Minaret Girls
>The Prophet Trap
>Fatwa Friday
>Just My Truck
>Uzi: Fully Loaded
>Confessions of a Teenage Mujahideen
>Knife-Size
>Sharia Rule
>Get a Khalif
>Machete
>Friendly Fire

Holy hell, she is a fucking nut job. She seriously has lost it this time.

I identify as your younger brother now.

>that babushka rag

Also, quote:

The concept of crime, judicial process, justice and punishment embodied in sharia is different from that of secular law.[31][32] The differences between sharia and secular law have led to an ongoing controversy as to whether sharia is compatible with secular forms of government, human rights, freedom of thought, and women's rights.[33][34][35]

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Im curious, what do these people really expect when they go full muh-islam? Happy happy fun times? Try snort some coke in your local mosque, queen bitch, see how that goes. Show them your tits and ass and get beheaded dumbfuck

That means you win, leaf

Is anyone else looking forward to this phase ending and her being targeted for apostasy?

Good embassy food and no sun light

yeah nigger faggot what else did you dad predict seems like a patrician sorta dude.

>tfw the "let's convince idiot leftists to convert to Islam" meme actually worked.
Who is next?

You can't Reconvert in Islam. The punishment for apostasy is Death.

How peaceful

Is this a trendy thing to do now or something?

Will we be seeing young girls start to convert to Islam now?

>Tfw I've had a crush on her for years
>I have a fetish for Muslimas
My life is now complete

Not anymore after all that coke.

"Fame is a mask that you can't take off." It turns them into weird zoo animals, man. Everyone thinks, haha, I could deal with it. But you have literally hundreds of millions of people who hate you but have never met you before. Or love you, which is even weirder.

Most of them are never the same. Strangely, the ones who resist this are called "eccentrics" (like George C. Scott, who was at home watching hockey on TV when he won an academy award).

A. is worst.

You can find civilized black people, but islam is full sub-nigger culture.

Both are shit cause converting to islam mean dating a sandnigger

Anyway Lohan just want attention

B.

My daughter can be as edgy as she wants and have her phases. But I Can't let her have the bloodline tainted.

Mudslime here, is there something like a refund policy?

ISIS has documented that process quite thoroughly.

Yes. Thank you for informing the mouthbreathers.

She probably picked it up in prison

allahu akbar though

This

I listened to the marc maron pussycast one tjme when he had allison brie on, and she talked about her californian hippie christian-hindu-buddhist fusion church she grew up in.

Lindsay Lohan is not a Muslim. She goes to some shithead californian fusion mosque.

KEK is this a dream? Am I high?

WHAT A STUPID CUNT

GET RAPED SLUT.

>C: Being Lindsay Lohan

> converts to Islam
> is a slut

pepper your angus, sweetie.
* Throwing Stones is playing in the background*

This. Unless you are stumping for an Oscar, Cannes is for actresses to sell themselves to rich men.

I am high and I see it too. Backwards reality is backwards.

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HOW DO I MAKE PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME AGAIN!?

She's probably thinking it will impose the structure her own lack of willpower cannot create. She's pretty crazy. But I guess, in theory, nobody wants to be directed and restricted by an external source more than the chronically out-of-control. They want that security and they can't do it themselves. If Islam weren't so trendy on the left now, she'd become a born-again. Twenty years ago that's what would have happened.

Islam is a literal patriarchy. These bitches are stupid.

this is just her way of suicide whores get stoned

I guess I am now.

The original was way better than the one they released in theaters and dvd

islam put a heavy responsibility among their men to guard the honor of their women, especially their mother and siblings.

this is why a muslim have 1000x chances of chimping out if a common insult like "sons of bitches" is being thrown at them. Zidane is one of the most famous example.

ignore my flag, im one of those rare "summer-evading" aussie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Woman decides to live up to Sup Forumss demands and tries to correct the error of her degenerate ways by becoming chaste, demure, deferential: Sup Forums is still triggered

Well color me surprised, you bunch of pseudonazi turboautists.

He just is. It's the smarts, the integrity, the autism and the weirdness all wrapped up in a tall blond Aussie package.

kek
pretty much

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both are as worst as each other.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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She bangs Dubai people for money.
She's often seen leaving yachts

Gross Hollywood slags co-opting Islam and putting their spin on it...this might actually encourage Jihadists to go after celebrities, finally.

Also, what happened to the /dvg/ threads? Celebrities, even shit ones, are a great way to subvert anything.

>feminist love islam
>muslim hate women
why?

Muslims and feminists hate white men. Any questions?