My Mormon friend recently told me about how cheap going to BYU was. It is so ridiculously cheap that I am seriously considering taking him up on the offer and bullshitting my way through Mormon baptism just so I can get a reccomendation from the priest to get the cheap Mormon-only BYU tuition fee.
Should I do it? Is there anything I should worry about when it comes to Mormons? I'm only in this for the money.
The underwear doesn't seem that weird at all. It's nothing like a mass suicide cult. It's just something to wear under your clothing. What is wrong with that? Go for it user.
Logan Thomas
Mormonism is the savior of the white race
they are traditional and have 10 zillion kids.
Other whites should be emulating the mormons.
Dylan Long
The Mormons will haunt you for the rest of your life. You will have to give the church great amounts of your money and if you try and leave they will send missionaries to you constantly. This is no joke. The more successful you are, the more they will haunt and harass you.
Kayden Davis
>tuition free just for being a Mormon
Shit. I'll see you at BYU, fellow Mormon OP
That sounds more like Scientology to me. I know plenty of Mormons and they're cool. A friend even is an Ex-Mormon (dad is mormon, and he was baptised) but he's never said anything about that.Never heard of anything like that before. You have source?
James Foster
I know someone, a friend's relative, who joined the church over a decade ago- baptism and all. I believe it was because he was lonely and had Mormon 'friends' who encouraged him to join. He lives with his mother still (at age ~40) and they still send people to their house to 'talk' with him after he stopped doing Mormon things like 8 years ago. If you are the least bit successful, unlike him, they will destroy your success if you try and leave.
Luis Sullivan
Wrong. That's Jehovah's Witnesses.
Adrian Price
this, one of my friends here was a guy from America that used to be a mermen, he came here to get away from the church, yet even here they still got to him every now and then. He eventually got sick of all the stress and later died because of it after a nigger stabbed him.
John Sanders
There are TV documentaries about how awful and cult-like Mormonism is, especially in Utah.
Nolan Richardson
>dat ending >dat flag
checks out
Anthony Watson
Definitely don't do this. Better to identify as an African American or similar and obtain benefits henceforth. Those Mormon Boys and girls are tenacious.
Jace Gutierrez
justSAthings
Juan Flores
They only have 3.0 per family and that number has been dwindling since years. The real saviours of the white race are Amish with 4-5 children on average.
Hudson Smith
Joe Montana went to BYU.
Jason Morales
its just how people wore underwear 100 years ago
Joshua Hill
I know what Jehovah's witnesses are. I'm not trying to create bullshit here. Be warned that Mormonism and the church of latter day saints is much more cult-like than their happy, more 'well-adjusted' members would have you believe.
Samuel Smith
Iirc there are metal chains or maybe hardened material of some kind in them specifically meant to be painful and uncomfortable. I'm probably getting the method wrong but it's something like that. it's meant to remind them to be chaste or modest at all times, or something along those lines
Dylan Kelly
>fucking Kraut talking to me about mormons
I live in mormon goddamn central they have shit tons of kids.
Caleb Ramirez
>is there anything I should worry about Going to Hell.
Ethan Baker
I'm talking about averages nationally not about your shitty village in Utah.
Jason Gutierrez
Church of JESUS CHRIST and latter day saints.
I mean, think about it. Can't you consider the possibility that saints could exist in today's day and age? Joseph Smith performed miracles witnessed by all. Nationalism is the key here: because Jesus came HERE to the good ole' USA.
Saints is literally all people who are saved. When I call my granny a saint, I ain't lying.
>t.Baptist
Wyatt Bennett
>living in Mexico City >3.4 Amish still have more Did you vote for McMuffin
Angel Perry
Amish Americans 251,000 Mormon Americans 14.8 million
Still more output
Sebastian Rivera
Just come to Germany. University is ((((free)))) over here.
Bentley Gonzalez
So after reading the thread I've seen people saying that Mormons stalk you if you are successful and attempt to leave their sphere of influence.
Is that true? Will I be haunted if I try and break away?
Juan Miller
In total numbers, yes.
Dominic Lee
How many anabaptists in total, that's what you should be looking at because they are all very similar.
Landon Phillips
Well, statistically the average age of a Sup Forums user is 22; therefore I know you voted for Mittens desu :D
Aaron Sanchez
americans cant survive outside of their natural habitat.
they start kicking and screaming whenever they go traveling and things dont line up like they want them to
Andrew Ross
>Join group. >Want to leave. >Wonder why you can't leave simply because you said so. Fucking millennials. This is why marriage has gone to shit.
Eli Bailey
150€ per semester isn't free. Don't forget that they can't take their guns with them.
Matthew Kelly
maybe you should blame the hippy boomer generation for raising them up like that?
John Morales
That's just like New Yorkers and going to other cities/states that isn't NYC
Cameron Perez
True. It has been a group effort to fuck it up to the point where people are considering joining a religion for cheap education and then ditching it after they have extracted the benefits.
Levi Young
McMuffin is an idiot. I know he was more popular in Utah. Among my Mormon friends there really was a disconnect with the election, which is what I feel was very predominant within the general Mormon population in the U.S.. Trump, despite his excellent policies on immigration, was not a moral character. Especially after his video talking about grabbing vaginas. Regardless, Mormons always vote more conservatively than not, so most said no to the Muffin and accepted Trump as their candidate.
This is somewhat true, but I'll try to expand on it. I'm part of the bishopric in my ward, and trying to communicate with non-active members is always a topic of discussion. If we have the contact info and we know they're nearby, we will instruct the missionaries to go see them. The problem lies in that, unless someone with the authority (my guess is the secretary or the bishop) removes the name from the registry that name and contact info will remain there, without any info about whether that inactive member wants to be left alone or not. So what happens, after the missionaries go and see them, get the door slammed and told to leave them alone, the authority will forget or not care to remove their name from the registry and after a few months (perhaps after a new bishop and missionaries) the list of inactive members will show up again, and without knowing any better, the missionaries will be instructed to go there again. One can see how this inefficient system leads to people see this as harassment (I would) when it's simply bad management.
Julian Evans
Mormons and the Amish will be akin to the Yazidi in the future. A small white enclave surrounded by a sea of brown shit as they are slowly genocided out of existence.
Ian Perez
So Mormons can be pragmatists after all.
Ryder Lee
Only if future Democratic presidents directly important niggers from Africa because spics aren't up for the fight. Their birth rate is falling rapidly, they are obese as fuck and they only hate niggers.
Jaxson Smith
reported to the LDSIDF
Christian White
In a way, yes. But you have to take into consideration the main things Mormons are looking for in candidates: 1. Religious Freedom 2. Moral Character 3. Less centralization (especially in education). 4. Low taxes Thus they tend to align with republicans. Plus, even if McMuffin was a candidate that fitted these characteristics better, the fact that a vote for him was a vote wasted made most go for Trump.