Let's play a game, Sup Forums

Let's play a game, Sup Forums.

What one thing could Trump say, two seconds after being sworn in, to cause the BIGGEST shitstorm?

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Fuck Israel

>Now, off to grab Melania by the pussy

Holy shit. That would do it.

"I will be everybody's president!"

>"Fuck America and fuck white people."

gas the kikes race war now

>"Heil Hitler!"

CCCCRUSADE mofuggas deus vult

"I will ban all guns effective immediately"

>"Activate it"

Fuck niggers

"Fuck me, that heroin's the dog's bollocks"

TOTALEN KRIEG

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I am surrendering the country to Russia, comrades.

Thank you Sup Forums

I. AM. Y O U R. P R E S I D E N T.

"MWA HA HA HA HAAA. Eagle in the nest, repeat Eagle is in the nest, Operation RED DAWN GO GO GO!!!"

I am your president.

Wigo wigo wigo
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Nice ass, Ivanka

I'm so excited that I could fuck the shit out of Amy Schumer right now.

> Everyone extend your right hands and let's take an oath to Make America Great Again!

"Independance was a mistake. God save the Queen"

fpbp

Barack Hussein Obama, you're fired!

"Reptilian Jews are real. Let me show you."
>pulls a bodyguard over, presses something on the back of their head, they shapeshift into a reptilian

>Hail Victory

I would swear my life to him.

Ayy lmaos are real. I've given the documents to Alex Jones. Infowars, Infowars.com

a banana

"It's finally the WHITE house again"

Obama?

[spoiler]You're fired

launch the nukes.

"Praise be to Kek!"

>It's time for common sense gun laws, rights for LGBT people, public health care, and more representation for people of color

I really like "everyone's president" because he could actually do this without any actual repercussions

bretty good

Welcome

дoбpoe yтpo тoвapищи!

once again the first post proves to be the best post

Kek

"It's going to take awhile to get the nigger smell out of the White House."

>Let's get the smell of nigger out the White House

"Ladies and Gentle...just a moment please...(turns aside)...hey Bob, how did that executive order thing work...what, ANYthing ??.....Diggity"

*pulls down pants and takes a huge shit on the bible*

if trump actually said praise kek at the inauguration I would unironically convert to kekism no doubt about it

We posted that shit at the same time

Jinx! You owe me a Coke

media just wouldn't cover anything positive he says because he won't toe the progressive line as hard as obama did for them. He's a white male don't forget.

Niggers and Cunts

Jet fuel can't melt steal beams

...

LOOK OUT, A DRONE ATT-

"Get the pig blood ready..."

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Sieg heil? with a little salute as well

Trump removes the face mask he was wearing and reveals himself as Pepe in the flesh, the PUNISHED reptillian, betrayed by his fellow reptilemen, and now out to topple the reptillian judeomasonic global conspiracy

"I'm issuing an arrest warrant for Hillary Rotten Clinton!"

I am actually bernie sanders in a hilllary costume haha hehe. Oh no iphoney what u do hah.
No wat uncle tom isnt here to save you!!

nO I WILL BE PRESIDENT OF IPHONEY MERICA

hahh no way hose , i AM BERNIE TRUMP HAHAHA SHILL

>I just learned how much President earn and I'm announcing my resignation from the position, effective immediately'

>We did 9/11, WAKE UP PEOPLE!

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I am actually bernie sanders in a hilllary costume haha hehe. Oh no iphoney what u do hah.
No wat uncle tom isnt here to save you!!

nO I WILL BE PRESIDENT OF IPHONEY MERICA

hahh no way hose , i AM BERNIE TRUMP HAHAHA SHILL

This.

I lied, I am taking your medicare, medicaid and social security to build my wall