Tell me euro/pol/, how accurate is this map?

Tell me euro/pol/, how accurate is this map?

I thought we were terrorists.

Lost souls?

This accurate.

If it weren´t for your ancestors, we could be still the same centralized Austrian Empire

>ww1 was the hungarians fault and the treaties too
is czech education really this retarded?

Probably because we all used to be in the same empire for a long time

I dunno, people stopped caring about that whole thing after WWII

British cuisine is comfy af

>Culture thieves
Bring the two germanies together.

I am not talking about WW1. Also, I would look into hungarian education, because you seem to not understand English very well.

Indeed, I meant that, Hungarians got nigger education about their own history.

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>Pastry thieves
>Culture thieves
>Car thieves
>Handbag thieves
>Tax thieves
>Generic thieves

>fools in Switzerland
Still mad they kebabed a few of your Dukes?

Someone else got it !
Took you long enough but .. than you !

Fuck Jamie Oliver, ruining my fucking Turkey Twizzlers.

I am sorry, gypsy, but your English seem to not be able to pinpoint your mind.

>horror cuisine
lol

>nosy peasants
>beggars
>fools
>generic thieves
>lost souls

Glad to see Austria living up to that European pretentiousness.

At least we still have each other ;_;

Would you support an Anschluss if Germany wasn't cucked?

b-but.. we´re the best skiers.. its all we got

Norway has the most doped up skiiers, you mean.

>sex
Is that good or bad?

Bad

Ah, felt good watching Calle Halfvarsson losing another relay to us today, did you see it? Feels good man

As a romanian I am deeply offended by that map. We don't steal just handbags, but also cars, wallets, bicycles, and credit card information. We are also master craftsmen of the conning arts as well as house robbery.

You're right about Hungary tho. They're lost souls. Might as well hand over their clay.

>bad classical music
I'm triggered

>culture thiefs

I don't think they're actually that retarded.

Isn't Finland "drunks" and "lesbian anime girls"?

They are basically saying your women are sluts.

it was kind of the fault of everyone really.

>pastry thieves
>saunas
>drunks
those are just on point, not funny at all

True af bro
:(

Pretty accurate
*sips cognac*

>implying you can afford anything but vodka

>bad skiers
L M A O little bootleg germany says we're bad skiers, yet we are at the very top in nearly all forms of ski related sports.

People primarily visit the Netherlands to go to Amsterdam and get high and fuck prostitutes

Only if Uncle Adolf came back

>Norway
>Bad Skiers
Lol no

lol yes

Austrians know how to crush your spirit with words. Vicious.

More of these?

Are Austrian prostitutes not good enough?

Fuck you it's not all ice, we also have snow and glaciers.

>Skis 30k to work and back every day
>Spends all spare time Ski-jumping
>Bad Skiers
Lol no

I don't know, I think it's just the combo with weed people like over there, you can't get that here

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Saunas and drunks should overlap.

Says the gypsy who thinks he's a Roman legionnaire. topkek

>2012
yeah it's outdated, nowadays germans steal our trucks

fucking THIS!

I could tell you stories about that. Let's just say the fat cunt is a fraud.

>Belaruse
>Soviet union

Car Thieves and plumbers, desu.

>Ukrainian mafia
topjej

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>tfw Austria thinks of you as a pimp.
Yaaaaay..... wat?

How similar is Dutch to German? How much can you understand with no education in one of the languages? From what i have learned from German, most dutch i see seems very similar

It's 100% butthurt

>Bad skiiers

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, AUSTRIA !

REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

East Dutch and west German ( the border area) can mostly understand each other
The rest
Well we can kind of make sense of each other sentences but that's it

Ex-armyfag here. All the people I worked with that were stationed in Germany held Amsterdam as the prostitution destination.

Is dutch just called Nederlands in your language? In other words do you say Nederlands for the english word Dutch?

Not very accurate considering you included Turkey in a map of Europe.

Yes
In Nederland spreken de Nederlandse Nederlanders Nederlands

>Eastern bully
>western bully

poor polan

saying that 7 billion people has just fucking saunas and nothing else is incredibly racist & dumb. whoever made that map is a total retard

>7 billion
Suomi stronk!!!!!
No wonder you could hold against the Soviets

>bad classical music
u wot?

>Spain: Noisy peasants

wat?

we're pretty quiet. and about peasants... wat?

Everyone is a peasant to the glorious 4th reich

Spaniards are cool and somewhat patrician, but very noisy.

>Anti-Europeans
I am cool with that.

only in andalucia, south of spain. they are like the fucking romanian gypsys.

Czech-Hungarian Empire
cool with that.

>portugalicia
>the vatican
>sleepy hollow
>catalan empire + balearic islands
>euskadi and navarra in the merlekreich

wtf happened in spain

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I think they were talking about Habsburg Spain

>Ukraine
>EU
Nice try.

"sex" here. I'm drunk as fuxk. But I'm the exception notnthe rule

Pretty spot on desu senpai.

We indeed stole the Croissant just like we stole the belgian fries and you know what ? There is nothing you can do about it Dolph.
Get rekt

>Germany
>Best friends
>Romania
>Poor brothers

lol not one positive thing about a country.

>4th reich
>country which elected leftist for a president
shit map

>Baltic tribes

thank you france

>Russian and German Empires
I lol every time.

very

>albania is still alive
???

lost souls indeed

You didn't vote Hoffer, so no.

I beg you to kindly go fuck yourself, caralho.

What should happen (apart from The Vatican)

We specialize in stealing credit card info btw.
Fast interntez.

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You were the ones actively and passively sabotaging our war effort