Let's be honest with ourselves

Let's be honest with ourselves

what would... Goku do?

teleport the fuck outta here and chill with king kai

fly off into space or some shit desu

Not give a fuck

Die

Razzle dazzle

I fucking laughed.

Kill off Anime.

Eat, train, sleep. Not necessarily in that order.

Kill trump.

Remember what he did to the red ribbon army.

spirit bomb all the illegal aliens before they blow up the planet?

Challenge Donald Trump to a fight. Goku wouldn't be able to resist the urge to test his strength against an opponent with such high energy.

conversely, Mister Satan is in his crew.

Ok but the real question is what Gohan, the smartest saiyan would do.

He would just find someone to battle against.

Now the question is... Who would Goku fight against?

Eat truck loads of food while practicing martial arts in Japanese god alien Valhalla. He never. Had much to say in the way of global or local politics beyond not liking the planet he was on blowing up

job

See my post:

Kill off all the evil from the world. ISIS/Muslims,Feminist,Fags, Niggers, All Spics, Atheists, Liberals, and Commies.

how would that go?

He would continue to train like he always do.

He would stand idly by while a villain kills thousands of innocent people, let them fuck off to get stronger, let even more people get killed, and then decide it's time to stop them, only to get sucker punched and killed

Gohan would be a sjw cuck just because they got to him first and they told him they were the good side but then they would break into a riot and beat someone and Gohan would get redpilled

Be a chill retard, you know like usual.

be a shitty father and get keked by Yamcha

goku dying for the hundredth time

Goku was an Asian and Sup Forums worships him.

Goku was an idealistic retard and the only reason he survived was because he had literally god like powers

And even then he died over and over again

What would piccolo or vegeta do, is what i want to know

>be Goku
>charge spirit bomb against the muh ebil Drumpf dictatorship
>low energy anti-trump libshits all raise their hands into the air
>waay to low energy, give off more then they should and die in the process
>same happens to people in malnourished 3rd world shitholes, low energy degenerates
>spirit bomb too weak because high energy trump supporter won't lift their arms (and taking spirit energy doesn't work with the Roman salute, you need two arms)
>mass genocide of all low energy cucks, at least 2 billion casualties
>no people left to take energy from
>the Trump train accelerates

Seeing Goku blow a hole through Trump by accidentally sneezing in his direction would be pretty good.

Literally this.

Goku gives no fucks. Not about family, not about bitches, not about the world.

be a moralfag

Hey nothing against my bro here. He is really smart and fights to protect everyone from evil-doers.
Look how righteous he looks.

>Goku
>Moralfag

it's fine if they get dismembered by explosions, burn alive and get ripped apart by superhuman strength because they'll be revived by a magical dragon :^)

Trump makes a deal.

Goku would most likely hold back at first before realizing Trump can actually hold his own against Goku at full power. At that point the two of them would become friends based on mutual respect and stop their battle before causing serious damage to the Earth.

Goku doesn't give a fuck about politics unless the politican is an immediate threat to the world. Outside of fighting goku is actually pretty dim iirc
Also
>illegal alien
Trump deports him

Goku would be some sort of "let's end all wars" pro-refugee cuck.

The real hero would be Dr.Gero aka Android 20.

He's literally the incarnation of National Socialist genius science while the rest of the androids are the incarnation of the SS.

Cell wouldn't be too bad either if he wasn't fucked in the head.

>goku and not GUTS

He literally is though.

Goku is retard with no political principles.
Better question is what Superman would do.

Superman would make shitty youtube videos with faggot celebrities about the fear of being deported.

He was. He doesn't entirely shit anymore.
He'd say how fun it would be to test his powers on someone who seems strong.
There is the risk of letting the planet explode.

He was an alien

That's what the English dub made him out to be.

>Literally murders thousands upon thousands of RRA soldiers by mercilessly blasting Kamehamehas at random

>Literally kills every single one of King Piccolo's minions in a blind rage until he finally kills King Piccolo by impaling him via headbutt

>Only reason why he lets Piccolo live is because he wants to fight him again

>Let's Vegeta survive because of mercy
No, he let Vegeta survive because he wanted to fight him again.

>Let's Frieza obtain his final form
Because he wanted to fight the best Frieza.

>was mad at Tenshinhan for nearly killing himself holding back Imperfect Cell

He was actually mad that Tenshinhan would kill him before he got the chance to fight him himself

Supercuck would be the lap dog of anyone who was POTUS at the time

>muh boy from smallville

Superman will turn himself into Supercuck in the blink of an eye.
The real queston is what would Batman do

goku would waste time and wait for all his friends to die then show up and fake rage about how all his friends died and beat every one up then spend like a entire season getting dragon balls so he can bring them back from the dead

Could Trump negotiate a deal to save Earth from Frieza?

This is the best question here. He would be redpilled and see who jews who.

He would do the same thing as Trump. They are the same person, just in alternate universes.

>>Let's Vegeta survive because of mercy
>No, he let Vegeta survive because he wanted to fight him again.

Watch that episode again. Krillin wants to kill him but Goku gives a speech on why we should give mercy lest we become like Vegeta.

Superman would avenge Michael Brown

he wouldn't care, he would continue getting rich and protecting the streets, maybe with the help of cops more often

>English
>"""""""""""""""""""dubs"""""""""""""""""""

Yea the English Dub butchered Goku's character.

Goku was a true saiyan he just fucking loved fighting.

That's the English dub. That's my point.

Who cares what that race betrayer Kakarot would do.

What would King Vegeta do?

>Let's be honest with ourselves
>what would... Goku do?

Punch it in the face, really hard.

That has a very specific reason for it and you know it.

>What would King Vegeta do?

Die from freezas planet destroying attack.

One of his kids is already the son-in-law of a wealthy egomanical celeb, so he'd probably just hook Goten up with Tiffany.

What would Naruto do, aside of nuking middle east as mudslims remind him of Ootsutsuki?

>Vegeta was a better father than Goku
>Piccolo was really Gohans dad

Yeah. He was a Saiyan. The entire point of the Goku/Vegeta dynamic is that Vegeta is Goku without Earth morals and inhibitions. It's also his weakness, IE he lets Frieza achieve his final form.

To be fair, the argument against this is that Goku's character never develops. He's the same kid from DB that just wants a big bad fight and just happens to do good on the way.

>wwgd?
Eat like a lard and go to sleep like an idiot.
Not sure stopped watching after the chunnin exam.

lmao underrated