You have to show Uncle Mike the last Porn Video you wanked to

How fucked are you?

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Foot fetish. Where does that get me Sup Forums?

>2017
>watching porn
Go back to work building the wall you degenerate spic.

A little

It's softcore so I don't think he would mind too much.

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Straight white sex in the missionary position. I think I'm good.

>user, you know porn is a jewish trap to reduce birth rates of the white race!
>come watch greatest story never told with us after church tomorrow

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Its been like a year since I last watched porn.

I think it was a video of Mia Khalifia and her muslim mum taking some white chads dick. Cucking her muslim dad.

I would quit watching porn if uncle mike took me to the movies every other Sunday

does erp count as porn

I think he would like it.

> Hot big titty milf getting fucked by massues
I think I'm good.

I only wank to japanese comics

Consensual sex in the missionary position with my wife who happens to be 2D.

Video or image?

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20-something year old women in lingerie with no nudity or dudes in the scene.

i think i'm safe.

t. not degenerate enough to be ashamed of my porn habits.

>pornSOS / Amateur Sitting on a big dragon dildo

I like to think I'd be alright. Though she was thicc like his daughters.

Uh...I haven't watched any twinks recently...I-i swear...go look at some other faggot.

What is more degenerate?
Lesbian, hentai or furries?

Beautiful, athletic white adonis beating his massive penis.

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why is Pence so comfy lads??

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Deep down underneath the homophobia act, he probably likes it too.

Solo vid of a woman masturbating while sunbathing next to a pool and smoking a cigarette.

Figure that won't get anything worse than mild disapproval.

Kill it with fire

Gay spaniard on redhead musclesex.

I'm getting the buzzer

it was a pic....on Sup Forums....it was questionable material

I think we all would user

Hopefully gassed, or at the very least spayed. Your ilk are only a notch above beastiality.

She looked kinda young....

>liberals hate paternal figures who care about family values

>mike pence will never buy you and your friends pizza after church

fantasy perpetuated by queers who can't bring themselves to admit that they aren't really attracted to same sex, just doing it to act out psychological damage.

IRL mike just feels bad for you and wants you to get help. why can't you see that?

Fucking damn, that "pussy" made my stomach turn.

It probably smells like musty basement.

Was she of age?

It was a hentai about cucking.

>It's softcore so I don't think he would mind too much.
I shouldn't have clicked that link.

Does uncle Mike look down on electroshock porn?

Comfy as fuck

i mean there's a very good chance he won't be happy
>ashemaletube
yeah, definetely not

...

>watching porn
thanks goy!

I've never in my 26 years of existence wanked to a porn video.

Pretty tame by most standards. White lass getting fucked by white dude.

This.

>I think I'm good

Just say it was for "educational" purposes.

Brazilian tranny dominating a white blonde guy, can't remember his eye color....

I think I'll just go take a bath with my toaster now.....

cuckold porn

am i ok ?

ECT is actually legit therapy for depression... they use it all the time for people who can't take meds, like seniors.

get help, user. your parents love you.

I'll be alright.

id tell him "i regret that i only have one life to give for this country and that my time has come so soon. do with me what you will, electric pence"

Luckily I'm completely straight so no shock therapy.

Last porn video was some thicc Asian girl getting slammed in her pussy by a white guy.
pornographic image is a different story..

Czech lesbians. I might get shocked?

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I'm OK, honorary Aryans

terrible taste. it's extremely aeshetic (even if she's not.)
>dat clit doe
i unironically like her orangatang tittys too

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I'll be alright

can I just show him the inauguration or do I have to tell him what I was doing while watching it?

w-w-w-W-WAIT

EVERYONE

I JACK OFF TO FUTA

AM I GOING TO GET ZAPPED?

Only if you give me your f-list

No Mike, it was a pop up, I swear. It wasss a pop uppppp!!!!

White Amazon woman
Picking a dude up into her arms and blowing him
He was probably Latino
Dude was the submissive one
Tons of sodomy in female's asshole

Am I fucked?

that girl fingering herself and then licking the vag goop off them

Video? Oh wew in that case I'm prbly fine.

We're fucked lad

I erotic roleplay. Do I have to show him the logs?

Video? I'm fine. That was two white people having standard vaginal sex.

Porn in general? I can only hope that the digital mountains of gay furry comics paralyze him with rage long enough for me to make my escape.

Well of course not
Mike will look at the evidence, namely a dick fucking a vagina, and will smile at you and let you go

You dont...Fap to Futa+Futa right ?

Only the finest penis stimulating the tightest g spot boipucci. Then back to studying Bible. Or I can be like him and hate on everything wrongly

Who are you playing as?

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>fapping to disgusting genitals
>not appreciating the female figure
Degens.

>pokephillia fapfics
Do I get the zap?

>Just get done wanking to gay furry spitroast porn with a female wolf, male horse and dalmatian
>See this thread

F-f-fuck

I fapped to a futa on trap doujin
I'm going to be fine
right???

A kobold.

But wait a second...

I watch futa because I fucking hate seeing guys in my porn, yet still want to see the woman fucked.

That technically makes us less gay. I think we're safe....

I think he'd understand

X-Ray fetish where a dude can see through everyones clothes and has sex with them on the spot

Whew I have issues

I'm getting some volts...
>

>tfw too smart to watch porn
Sup Forums at least TRY to get at my level

Does straight 2D get me the zapper or is that okay?

To clarify, one guy was rubbing the other's dick.

So I guess it's sorta gay.

Whats on the link?

Some sweet, sweet uncensored JAV.

I strictly watch traps. Is that gay or not?

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pic related

Merci senpai...

4 days into nofap. Holy shit I'm fucking agitated right now. Help me uncle Pence.

...

Shit, I forgot how to cross link. I'll try again.

no.

>Watching anything other than POV missionary with white females of age of consent.

I'm doing the best I can Uncle Mike.

BBC

>too smart to be happy

truly a tragedy....

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YOU NO TAKE CANDLE

Where do you even find that kind of shit?

Asking for a friend.

Asian street meat

Jap lesbos. It's my weakness. Forgive me uncle Mike.

Uh, shit...

i wank to pics of lauren southern and other aryan-looking white women, how fucked am i?

I.. I haven't watched porn in a while..
I've fallen to fetish erotic literature...