30

>30
>never had a job
>cant get a job because never had a job
>say "fuck it" and apply to military
>get denied because life-time asthmatic

What's next for me Sup Forums ?

suicide

Suicide you dole bludger.

FPBP

>Apply for a super bottom of the barrel job
>Build capital for a few years
>Start own business

Survival of the fittest in World War 3 lawlessness land.

Are you ready?

you could have used those years to learn something useful like coding, webdesign or anything computer-related, so you don't need to search for a job and you can make money online..

but no, instead you waste your time on Sup Forums. how fucking useless are you?

You could try and get a gun and kill some niggers so you actually do something usefull with your life before you die.....

Try crime man, you might be good at it!?
Fuck it do something man

>Australia
>army

wut?

tell them your an Abo

Self-employment, you literally get handed million of opportunities and you still dont get it. You dont need a Network, Money or Power. Just work ethic. The Internet ist giving you every opportunity. Start crying like a numale and be a man.

there's objectively no reason to work and pay taxes to keep this sick jewified degenerate society going

my advice to you is to do your research and look into autism bux, crazy bux, disability bux, soup kitchens, homeless shelters and things like that

Criminal life. Start robbing and drug dealing, be in a gang, have fun.

what the fuck is that

join ISIS

Thinking about that isn't going to help him now.

did you get diddled as a kid?

Join the navy and suck dicks. lmao

pizzagate isn't real its just a conspiracy go take your meds and put on your tin foil hat.

so many people on this board are 30+ and never had a job yet complain all day about immigrants etc. Was just reading a NatSoc thread out of interest and two of them were 30+ and admitted to never having jobs before. Fucking hell

Training or a university degree. Learn to ride a forklift or something, you can get free training from centrelink, which is a load of good for people already trained in something there should ideally be jobs for.

Unfortunately you need to be trained to do your job in high technology societies. Fortunately the people designing technology are still making technology easy, mostly. You'll still need to have or possess something of value to society before society will reward you.

It's as simple as that.

Become a professional feminist with a victim complex. I hear the the speaking gigs pay very well.

You have a degree?

hwat

wtf is that webm though

Iirc its some suits for a zombie movie or something

Uh... how are you eating right now?

Plz explain this

>pizzagate is fake
>nobody said anything about it
HMMMMMMM

I think it could possibly be something SATANIC

Just sayin....

Just get a job and stop comming up with excuses, you cunt!

Build a tractor beam and aim it at the moon.

...

Come to Canada and plant trees this summer.

Your mums vagina.

Coat yourself in your own shit and apply for assylum in germany. One more useless cunt won't make a difference.

I can't be bothered replying to each and every individual, but going to answer. No, nothing traumatic has happened to me. I had a great childhood, but I was a late-bloomer, very very sheltered, middle-class family. I never made the transition into adult life after school. Parents aren't the type of people that would kick me out of the home (my parents still get upset if I leave the house at night because they're afraid something will happen to me if I'm out alone at night) So yeah, gives you an idea of how sheltered I was growing up.

I never was forced after school to get a job or anything, I was told to just take my time and I'll eventually find my way. That never happened.

Sort yourself out, user.

user, I've been fired from every job I've ever had, and honestly, that shit sucks. So one day I decided I wouldn't work another day in my life. Ever since then, I've just been doing what I love, and gotten paid for it.
I'm a musician at heart, and it's my main source of income. I play in a jazz band, the pay isn't well, but it's fun as fuck. I mostly get all my money from writing music for commercials. I get emails from certain companies that tell me what kind of sound they're looking for, and I do my best to give them what they want. You don't always get the gig, but when you do, it's really gratifying to wake up one morning, walk to the mailbox and become $7k richer.

Anyways, long story short, find something you're passionate about, user, and dedicate yourself to it 100%. Fuck having a job. Jobs are for high schoolers and college kids. Find your passion and enjoy the rest of your short life.

How is that even possoble
Welfare?

Turn a serial killer and kill minorities.

are you a virgin

You know it has to be something when it makes even Satan ask questions.

kek! WTF this pic?

Looks like walking dead props

>Australian military

what do they do?

Entry jobs are a thing you know

Parents?

KILL THE DRAGON
SORT YOURSELF OUT
SAVE YOUR FATHER
CATCH THE GOLDEN BALL

quick rundown on him user

Become welfare migrant in Eurozone

>ID:G0Y

Bad Goyim! Get a job so you have access to capital and purchasing power.

When you reach the age of 30 without a job ever you no longer have to prove yourself. You're basically in the same category as disabled people. Don't worry OP, the Australian public will look after you.

Right guys?

>/GrUiG0Y
>G0Y

Hello fellow goy

Do you have a drivers licence?
Do you have a stable home situation?
Do you have some money?

Start your own business man. I'd suggest being a pimp.

I'm not sure, probably mummy pays. I don't think you can get that sort of welfare here unless disabled

its french food

It's eery as fuck.

I imagined a matrix sort of thing.

Why suspend them in water and give them a pod when you can just hang them up and even turn the cooler on to preserve their bodies.

Gonna get training?

Also, actually a serious question, at what age did you first start using any recreational drug? This includes tobacco and alcohol. The latent transition is a bit of a hint to be quite honest, it usually results out of an abuse of a reward system.

I've applied for thousands of jobs in the last 3 years and I haven't had a single call back.

When I say thousands, I actually mean thousands.

Probably due to the fact my resume' has absolutely nothing on it.

I'm considering making up a fake job history now with a bunch of random jobs starting from age 16 or so, have nothing to lose, right?

See Just sort yourself out, that's all that matters. There is your basic gestalt.

...

Get a job at McDonald's, don't you guys have like a 15$ minimum wage?

Actually.. maybe in your case...

Just keep it to recently closed down mums and pops style stores, maybe find newsagents that closed recently or something. If you're going to do it, please do it right.

I'm assuming it's making fun of the fact that so many backpacker Scandinavian girls come here for 6 months or so traveling up and down the coast and just get a train of aussie dudes out to the street all there to pump them.

I live in a backpacker town and its basically all european/american girls coming to visit. The town is near the coal industry so a lot of miners live here, so you get horny cashed up miners plus loose girls on holiday.

I can't enjoy it I've been in a relationship the whole time ive lived up here.

>>never had a job
fucking how?

Well, are you at least adding value to yourself like classes or at least not being fat?

And that's that.

Never smoked a cigarette, never touched drugs or alcohol either.

Having asthma since birth and having to worry about everything I put in my body basically meant I never touched any of that stuff.

He already said his parents pampered him. It's rule 1 of parenting, don't make that mistake.

would this be safe to put in your body?

The trade off is that the cost of living is higher to match the high minimum wage.

Been going to the gym since I finished high-school 12 years ago, it's about all I do.

you have a trippy ayy lmao id there cunt

>don't you guys have like a 15$ minimum wage?
Not for an adult unless you happen to find work with some dodgy business that will pay you cash in hand and charge you much less than the minimal wage which I think is about $18-20

I get paid to wash dishes for $22 an hour

Part time mad scientist/inventor
Full time shitposter

Sheltered life.

I'm 29 same and in same situation as OP. My literal jew pediatrician did diddle me. Is there absolutely no hope for me?

Same OP, turning 32 in May. Had one job, college dropout, neet the whole time.

I may buy Nembutal on the dark market this year, unfortunately its like $350.

Part of you is already a suicide case, same with me, so may as well.

Your life is already fucked up.
So, become a professional criminal.

self-employment

Then if you want security go apply to trade school. If you want a chance to make bitch money go apply to low skilled jobs.

Low skilled jobs typically won't double check any of your past details, and as long as you pass a drug test you'll be fine.

Learn a trade faggot

If you can live comfortably off whatever welfare/parents money you're getting, just do it. It's pointless to think about how people consider you a parasite or whatever. Just read books or play vidya or work out. Whatever it is you like.

So are you on disability or just job seekers allowence/dole/welfare?

Do you drive?

Why not go and volunteer at your local church or the food bank.

I've been in his position, trust me McDonald's don't hire men over a certain age. They're run independently, you know, it's either nepotistic and "must hire cute girls" or it's lefty shit and "must hire diversity."

I'm concerned about how you admit you've never transitioned into adulthood. Usually drugs can prematurely stunt development or the drive to succeed, which fits if you've never done anything valuable with your life.

No drugs, I'll buy it, I won't even ask when you started gaming.

It generally doesn't cause that much effect because it almost always stops in teen years, which is really about trial by error.

Money doesn't mean that much to some people, it's actually a sign of being charitable. Couple that with another preoccupation, like studying or saving the world or having a kid, and there's plenty of non NEET reasons to not have a job at 30.

OP, go to school. You'll do well this time. The constant fear of loserhood will hang over you keeping you running. You know I'm right, use your fear.

THANK YOU, LAO YANG.

>My literal jew pediatrician did diddle me.

ugh.. I had one too.. he would press our lymph nodes in our groin with his nasty hands and look at our blond goy privates. I always felt it was way over the top, but at lesat he didnt 'diddle' me.

Don't fall for the kike suicide meme, that's what they want.

We need all of you fuckers in the upcoming war. The crusades are coming lads, start training.

Honestly though, start working out at the very least. Pretend your body is a MMO, you have to level up and get gud. Doing so with start to translate and bleed into other areas of your life. Girls will notice you desu. You will have one sucking your peepee sooner than you think. Stop jerking off. Stop watching porn. It's kike trickery, literally. It's designed to subjugate and control you and your motivation and drive. Make sure you're getting about 4000mgs of Vitamin D everyday. Along with every other vitamin but D directly effects serotonin, testosterone and well being. Report back in 3 months.

Im kind of like OP, sheltered life, i had a job once but i hated it as im asocial. I was hoping for a world war to spark out but alas nothing is happening.

Imma say no

I feel you m8, same happened to me.
It's not hopeless, proof is I get a lot of good times chasing pedosta related info.

If the pedos win, we can become hitmen
If the pedos lose, we can become politicians

win/win

Kill him?

Politics. Hell, Bernie Sanders didn't have a job until he was 40. Just blame everything on the rich, and white people.

checked
well the was no literal diddle
he basically just played with my boy dick for like 15 minutes every visit

join the club.

im 30 as well. never had a job. never had a drivers license, never had sex or a gf. dont have any money and to make things worse my SSC and Birth Certificate got lost in a move a few years ago so thats also zapped any motivation (along with no money) to actually try for a job. im currently living with my grand parants who are still taking care of me on their social security which is barely enough for them let alone me.

im always depressed and think about killing my self almost every day, but i havnt quite made it to the tipping point yet. im sure ill get there since theres no one to really help me and lord knows im too much of a pussy to help my self.

atleast youre trying to find work though. better spot than i am.

I'm sorry it wasn't /ss/ user

Go to Norway, kill someone overthere. You will be jailed in a much better place than you are living now.

Dude do you have any qualifications/certifications?

Get your first aid, ohs, basic shit. RSA & RCG and you'll be on the same level as any highschooler at least. All open book 1 day courses. Dole will pay for them.

Go push trolleys. Ask the trolley guys who to talk to to get in. Now you are meth/junkie/ex-con tier worker.

While pushing trolleys, get to know everyone at the supermarket. Keep applying for fill positions. Get in with them, and you will have effectively entered the human race.

Congrats user.

Jobs are overrated.

he died 8 years ago
He wasn't real old. My theory is he killed himself because he was a disgusting jew rat bastard.