>Be British
>Go scooba diving
>Get beat
So evidently the issue of sport diving is becoming an issue in Britain, to the point where they have started a new organization known as the "Sea Patrol" round up and execute anyone caught diving without a permit.
Britfags, defend yourself right now. How can you defend your country when you have literal fascists flying around with helicopter backpacks killing fishermen and burning down scuba clubs.
British fetish porn is getting weirder
>scooba diving
>""""literal fascists""""
Come the fuck on, burger.
what the absolute shit are you waffling on about?
>Some guy gets a fine or some shit for a scuba violation
>Proceeds to write a book and create dozens of shitty 3D renders detailing the dangers of "authoritarianism and officialdom creeping up on your favourite hobby.", or specifically diving.
British autism is a hell of a drug apparently.
this shit is fucking bizarre
So.. this is the power of weaponized autism..
What the fuck is going on lads?
>go sport scooba diving in bongland
>get locked up/killed by sea patrol
yeah, tbf, we do have some pretty incredible autists
can't fault you there
this is ridiculous but it's not surprising
First they came for the guns.
Then the knives.
Now genetically enchanced super soldiers will come and blast you with plasma cannons if you go diving without a permit.
When does the madness end?
make it a game about beating to death migrant niggers as they make landfall on europe
Kek, I remeber one of these renders being used by wikipedia in the 'riot shield' entry.
This is now a British autist thread
me at the top
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wew lad
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I've seen enough.
>newfag wasting digits
No I haven't.
This keeps getting weirder.
Poor guy got arrested for having massive widow's peaks. MPB claims another victim.
GO BACK
What in the fuck is all this shite ?
Used to work at my uni apparently.
Autism.
burn niggers.
>considered digits
Trips or above are the only things that matter unless otherwise declared.
I got in trouble for swimming in Wales once, lifeguard boat came and picked me up, got held for about an hour.
Turns out half of the welsh coast is dotted with unmarked military submarine bays or some shit and you're not allowed near them
How it's budget must've gotten better
Men of War mod when?
Glad to see the brits have autism of lethal proportions as well.
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this hurts even my autism
we must pass it along to Jim
titties on the scuba tank??
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Classic Jimmy.
Scuba diving death squads.
SDDS
This is what the Japanese would have developed if we hadn't dropped the bomb.
What an odd thread.
Whoah... So this is... The power... Of the PS4...
Bump for weirdness.
>UK bobbies will never be as cool as Scuba Patrol
hahahahahahahaha
This is the power of dysgenics
>not realising that this is just an abstract metaphor for gun control
this is top-tier schizophrenia and I love it
Imagine if you got a parking ticket and you got so booty-bothered over it that you create a world where people that commit parking violations get holocausted.
DON'T BE A NIPPER
BIN THAT FLIPPER
This is art and we should make the government fund this. Where can we make a petition?
think of the children!
Are the sea patrol, dare I say, /ourguys/?
QUICK
WHAT DOES THE SEA PATROL ANTHEM SOUND LIKE?
my big fat dick
Does anyone have that Thomas the Tank fan movie?
youtube.com
This fucking cunt is a danger to society,