Admit it Sup Forums, we fucked up

Admit it Sup Forums, we fucked up.

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Humanity still hasn't ended.

I am still fucking waiting.

>humanity shouldn't be extinguished

Virus plebs pls go

99% of anything that's ever lived on Earth is now extinct. Humans are no exception to Natures wrath.

>Obama had codes to missiles which could end humanity

Jesus we really dodged a bullet with King Nigger

You understand that his jew owners now can ask him to nuke any enemy of Israel?

>implying Sup Forums isn't a death cult trying to bring about armageddon.
>implying this was a "fuck up."
>implying this wasn't the intention all along.
how new.ru???

No. A conservative in the Whitehouse is a good thing. Even if he makes a thousand mistakes, he'd still be better than Clinton or Obama, he could literally do no wrong, because he won't. So far the only 'bad' things have all been because liberals are being stubborn cunts. But it will always swing back around and blow up in their faces. Always. Because the right are smarter than the left.

Fake news. Many such cases. Sad!

post yfw he fucking nukes israel and triggers the dr.strangelove doomsday device

>closest thing to an isolationist president since WW2
>reversed direction in Syria and first to stand against insane US foreign policy of last fifty years
>"we can't let him get the nuclear codes"
What do they mean by this?

Israel could do it themselfs

BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY HE CANT GET tHE CODES

Oh that's where you're wrong
We are a step above nature right now.
>Blast the globe with nukes
>create nuclear winter
>all life dies off due to either radiation, cold or nuclear blasts
also nuke everywhere with thermal springs so the radiation poisoning fucks them up

>>closest thing to an isolationist president since WW2
this

>he got the nuclear codes
IT'S FU*KING OVER

quads and he nukes israel

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Humans lack the technological capacity to alter or control our climate. Solar winds have stripped this planet of its ozone multiple times, and it's always bounced back. I'd be more concerned with solar radiation than nuclear arms.

>yfw when the first nuke is dropped on the Kebab Cube

Now bomb the cube Trump. I know you are lurking here!

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

>Fake news. Many such cases. Sad!
with deep regrets.

still less concerning than hillary clinton having the codes desu senpai

fucking do it

>missiles that could end humanity
What's next ameritards? Bombs that could end the universe? How big does these missiles have to be for you to feel safe?

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Not gonna lie, former nuclear code voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching nukes crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this nuke get the Trump codes.

>nuclear codes.

It's `00000`

This is because the president might not remember a real code when there is panic.

Fuck, I didn't realize that the president had access to his own personal nuke stash that he gets to launch completely by himself

first ones for you

Nuke cali pls

i bet the code is 1234

Cool. Where do I type it in? At an ATM? I got some countries I think we could do without.

>1 post by this id
Does the fire rise?

EVERYTHING WILL BE FIRE :D

Start with Sweden pls.

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>Brazil saying that we fucked up

Also it's not like he can now launch nuclear missiles.

All he can do is unlock one of the many safety features.
There are loads of people necessary to arm and launch a missile.

This is a CTR shill thread paid for by the Democratic party

>This is coming from the same people who think AR-15s can mow down armies.

This is just formally anyway. Do you honestly think that if China declared war on the US two weeks ago he wouldn't have the possibility to authorize nuclear strikes?

The "football"

But nothing will happen if you did, see

Plz nuke us daddy

>we
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damn

Can't we be a "we"? plz USA, we want to be cool guys too, it's not fair. I don't want to be a loser in a loser country for my whole life, plz understand. We're nice boys, we didn't do anything wrong

ALRIGHT POP QUIZ Sup Forums

YOU GET THREE NUKES, EACH WITH A RADIUS SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO WIPE OUT 3 COUNTRIES OF YOUR CHOOSING

WHOSE GOTTA GO?

3 undiscovered countries in 3 undiscovered worlds. It's better to prepare against the Alien menace, brother, Nibiru is coming, we have bigger fish to fry.

WOULDNT IT BE COOL IF LIKE YOU HAD A BIG BOMB TO DESTROY AN ENTIRE COUNTRY LIKE WHOOOOA DUDE HAHA

Trump senpai pls nuke catalonia

EVERYONE FUCKING PANIC!!!!!!!

ISREAL
ISREAL
ISREAL

The fallout will take care of the rest of the bullshit in the region.

for a while in 60s and into 70s the code was literally 0000 0000

Hillary was more likely than Trump to drop a nuke..
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>Brazilian education

Nuke Texas to Hell!!!

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump get the nuclear codes. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy crash and burn.

meh.

They just moved suitcase nukes into every major city in Europe and have the news playing if off as a Swiss reactor.

They don't need the USA to nuke anyone. They use us for conventional warfare.

This, still hasn't fucking happened.

I'm ready to die with the rest of you.

I live next to the Russian border and I just started hearing nuclear weapon arming sounds. H-has it started?

nukes would be banter t b h

WHO'S SCARING WHO AROUND NOW LIBERALS?!

>The "football"
Fourth down and goal to go.

I would nuke Toby thrice.

WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LET HIM GET HIS HANDS ON THE NUCLEAR CODES

WE SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO LET THIS HAPPEN

I have the nuclear codes: 8675309

If anyone needs to go, it's your rathole country.

former trump supporter here, it's so hilarious watching him crash and burn. but seriously, we can't let him get the nuclear codes.

>>The "football"
>Fourth down and goal to go
IT IS TWO AND A HALF MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
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Antarctica 3 times

>inb4 continent

> activation confirmed.
>T-5 minutes to launch.

oh shit i accidentally the launch codes

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Global nuclear blasts would create a nuclear winter you idiot

Not gonna lie, crash and burn here. Its fucking hilarious watching him nuclear codes like this. But in all seriousness, we can't let him get his hands on the former Trump supporter.

Enjoy your one quarter shekel.

But seriously, guys. The nuclear codes.

Trump is a traitor, I can't believe it's taken everyone so long to realize this. He's an opportunist who saw an opportunity and didn't care about the consequences beyond his own personal goals

A horrible person to have as president

I hate going through the huge list of his successes since he's been in office for all of a month over and over and over again.

Excellent concern Abed.

HERE WE GO
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