Hey pol tell me a good pick up line so I can make this bitch my gf

Hey pol tell me a good pick up line so I can make this bitch my gf

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You finish your studies and strike a conversation after class.

"Hey can I steal your heart"
"Fuckin gypsy get out"

>Hey girl what's your opinion on frogs?

>Hey babe, good news: brutal anal rape is the future, and the future is *HERE*

It doesn't work as a pick-up line, but the good thing about rape is it doesn't have to be a good line for you to succeed either way.

Good evening madam, would you care to partake in some lively rectal penetration before having my seed blasted into your face?

>Oz in ID

Cliché.

This shit is actually good. Thanks nigger

wanna slobber on my nuts?

My pleasure.

Are you still in HS?

alternatively, tell her this
>ik wil je kanker hard neuken in dat lekkere kontje van je

tell her it means she has pretty eyes in dutch

butches love languages

Don't know what this translates to in romanian
Ya

Dat back fat no thanks. ABORT!

How the fuck did I miss that

BITCH HAS A DORSAL MONO-TIT

Ya but she has huge tits

>Ya but she has huge tits

Three of them, as far as I can tell

the 14 words, works every time

If you sit on my face i promise i'll eat my way to your heart

poz my neg hole

"Excuse me, [insert name or 'miss']. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
>"No"
"Enough to break the ice :D, hi I'm [user], how are you?"

You're on your own from there, mate.

Remember to smile when you say the ice bit.

Virgin detected

post pic of chest

>Have you received into your heart our lord and savior adolf hitler?
Works like a charm. Every time.

Vrei sa-mi balesti pe oua?
took some creative license but you can get the message accross

show her some memes of pepe, and I want to see her tits (clothes on) clothes off if you hook up

If you pick up women in Moldova area it's even easier


>Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

Beat her neck then carry her in your truck.

do you like those wooden geometry toys for children? coz we 2 are fitting the cylinder all night... (is what your wingman says whos slightly creepy and you sucker punch him of the scene)
after that a simple hi my name is [waht] and you are?
smalltalk 50 minutes over a coffe and ramm her ass to your liking

...

t. Muhammad

What politics is this, exactly?

Just say "I like you and was hoping to get to know you better"

She'll be so dazed by your alpha-ness that she'll just smile and go along with whatever you say after that.

Tell her you're going to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.

Vrai sa pleci dar numa numa iei, chipul tau si dragostea din tei, mi-amentesc de ochii tei

roughly

Try a gentleman's approach..
"Your back-fat really inflames my sense of ardour.
Would you object if I rolled you over, in an attempt to locate your vagina for penetration?"

Is that English lesson?

Hey baby are you a nigger cause you just stole my heart

youtu.be/Kf4rk8Lz5xY?t=41s

Ey pisi, yo sant mai Viteaz ca Mihai.

shit. number 8

"voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?"

Just react how you want to react when you see her.

If you know her:
>hey, if you're not busy this week, do you want to grab some dinner with me?
If you don't know her:
>hey, you seem like you really know a lot about [subject of current class]. Did you want to get together and study with me sometime?
If you just want to fuck her
>hey, this class is such a drain. I'm gonna grab a drink afterwards, want to join me?

In any of these scenarios, she's yours. Just don't be a sperg.

Walk over to, calm yet stern, masculine yet senstive and say this.

"Hey, not seen you around here before. How does it feel to have pained ankles?"

"w-w-what, user-kun?"

"Heh, because you've been killing all infidels in my mind all day long"

*shivers*

"What say you and me beat this joint and go grab some Pro Male vitality smoothies?"

*shivers*

"Heh, see you on the flip side babe"

>taking a University chick out to dinner as a first date

It works if you're a mudslime in Sweden

i'm 35. when i was in college, that's how you got girls. you grab a bite to eat and get to know them.

not sure what's changed in 17 years, but i'll leave it to the expert who posts memes on a japanese anime image board.

>what's changed

You take them go out for drinks you grand wizard sperg

random sura of quran

You just stick your dick out into the wind and wait for a moist butthole now.

Gotta hand it to the brits, they can make the most retarded shit sound elegant

maybe in britain, and maybe 15 years after i graduated. nice meme btw.
good to know. i think i knew this already.

Yo stripe back you,d look betta wid sum of deez *grabs crotch* wet dick stripes strung all across your back. Shieeeeeeeyt

"Hey, my name is Sven. Woud u lajk to go ona date with mi? pls"

Thanks gypsy-bro
I agree

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"