Brit/pol/ - Nourishing Hat Eating Predictions Edition

>Only three out of ten Stoke residents who voted Labour in 2015 told focus group they would definitely do so again this week
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/labour-is-clapped-out-banger-on-bricks-according-to-stoke-focus-group

>Net migration to UK falls by 49,000
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39062436

>Brexit: EU backs Dublin on open Northern Ireland border
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39068545

>Scottish government believes it can call, win new independence vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN1621I5

>With right approach, UK can boost Commonwealth trade post Brexit
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-commonwealth-idUKKBN1621UJ

>Could storm Doris blow UKIP to victory in Stoke Central by-election… and topple Labour?
rt.com/uk/378418-stoke-election-storm-doris/

>MP in tears as he urges justice for cousin murdered by the IRA and end to 'witchhunt' of troops
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/mp-tears-urges-justice-cousin-murdered-ira-andend-witchhunt/

Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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First for UKIP

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Wtf, why is Labour suddenly set to win then? I thought Nuttall had this in the bag?

It's legit over over for UKIP if they dont win Stoke.

Kek, grant thee doubles to seal Mr Nuttall's victory.

S H A D I L A Y

Can't believe UKIP are gonna win both seats.

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people shouldn't mock the abuse Paul Nutall suffered at the hands of the sea patrol

Pls Stoke

Stop memeing my trapdom

>TFW YKTD has returned

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he lost a friend in HILLSBOROUGH DIDNT YOU KNOW ???

Nah, it's a seat that's been labour for 60+ years and not even a top 50 UKIP target. Sounds close, labour are in a dire situation.

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7th for old-school trance

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last minute shilling I think

UKIP will win

>herman van rompuy
>macron

literally both fuck off

UKIP is over. Going to bed early before I start remembering >her.

Will you make a pretty trap? Is your penis feminine?

>UKIP BTFO
>No party to hold Blairite Tory's feet to the fire
>Remainer Westminster now head by Remainer Tory party

W-was YKTD r-right?

>tfw my mission here all along was to win stoke for BASED Moderate Gareth Snell using meme magic, dismissing it as LARPing so nobody would catch on
>tfw progress will likely give me 3 photos of blair shirtless for this

DAMP RAG

Paul "I lost many friends during The Blitz" Nuttall completely blew it. He's a fucking idiot.

Tripnonces fuck off

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>70% vote for Brexit
>Vote for an anti-Brexit labour MP afterwards

How thick can people from Stoke be.

UKIP is nothing without Nige

Don't be mean, he's still reeling from the Hindenburg Disaster.

30% turnout

39%, actually.

literally this

All parties now confident have taken Copeland

Optimistic whispers from LAB re. Stoke have in the last 45 minutes evaporated, may be closer than initially thought

Who's this big guy?

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>scottish independence isn't inevitable

What's an AM lads?

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>Optimistic whispers from LAB re. Stoke have in the last 45 minutes evaporated, may be closer than initially thought
Hah

labour caused storm doris

what's your sources?

Purge everything west of the Danelaw

>North west
>South west
>West midlands
>white

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Well I'll bail down south and help make England great again. Either that or stay in Aberdeen for the P U R G E .

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"The returning officer has just announced the end of the verification process. There have been 21,200 votes cast, including 4,335 postal ballots.

This means the turnout is 38.16 per cent. Slightly higher than some thought it would be, but still fairly low. "

It'd take a lot of work but going from my current squat I'd have an excelent rear
My penis is not feminine but I think it'd be nice on a trap honestly. 7x6 in, one large vein on the upper right side of the base

>The returning officer has just announced the end of the verification process. There have been 21,200 votes cast, including 4,335 postal ballots.
>This means the turnout is 38.16 per cent. Slightly higher than some thought it would be, but still fairly low.
>4,335 postal ballots.

UKIP is FUCKED

London Assembly member

Give me (You)s

Fuck my life

What's happening in Stoke and Copeland lads? When will we get the results?

Welsh assembly member

39% isn't bad considring Doris and the fact it's just a by-election. 50% turn-out would've ensured a UKIP win though, I'd say..

>Labour wins stoke by 4,335 votes

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No

Up yours

Thanks user

I'm telling you lads, UKIP will win both seats.

I have a comfy feeling.

Copeland = Tories
Stoke = probs labour

>may be closer than initially thought
Looks like UKIP have won it in the bags lads, you can go home.

>The base's gear-breakers were busy afterwards. Some of the siezed scuba sets were converted to industrial breathing sets to sell to help pay the bills. The culprits were tried the same night by the base's commandant and went to prison - luckily. Some later Autograbs have onboard destructors.
Sea Patrol is dark as fuck

You're listening to the boy from the big bad city,
This is jam hot.

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I got myself drunk silly to enjoy a night of politics but now Labour have BTFO us all is it worth me staying up?

Spend it wisely lad

SOURCE YOUR SHIT LAD

Sky news seems to be the only one doing election coverage.

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(((postal ballots)))

why is this allowed for anyone other than people who aren't physically able to go?

A Labour source claimed earlier that postal votes are almost perfectly split: LAB 31 UKIP 29 CON 29

>Up yours
S-senpai pls

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ukip is fucked anyway with nuttall as a leader


why the fuck did raheem drop out

Stoke was the only seat in the country with under 50% turnout in 2015, it's usually low.

>turnout under 50%

Should render the whole election invalid desu

How else will the asian community commit voter fraud.

.@faisalislam suggesting #stokebyelection turnout is more like 25-30

Yeah just chill here in Brit/pol/

posting from my phone lads in the toilets. im counting the stoke votes and we are fucked. Lucky if we come third

I hope Stoke City get liquidated.

Daily reminder that everyone West of the Danelaw are Welsh rape babies.

PRAISE KEK!

I want to MICK Karen just to deny her to the Anglo.

Turns out, people from a relatively close knit small city dont appreciate an outsider parachuting in, blatantly to further their political career because its the first vacancy that became open.

Nah, the copeland candidate is a dog m8.

Get Suzanne Evans in, she'll sort UKIP out

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Over 60 percent of Stoke doesn't give a shit, black pilled, redpilled or lazy? I'm pretty sure it's lazynes given what a shit hole it is.

P E R F I D I O U S

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cute philtrum.

So this will be the first time in quite a while a governing party has won a seat in a local election no?

raheem kassam was legitimately an absolutely terrible consideration for leader.
the man is a walking, living meme.

as 'red-pilled' he may be, he is not fit to lead anything.

Counting officer has declared it's 38% so it's the actual figure

needs to clean her teeth, she's not bad otherwise

When are these results due?

Next hour or crack of dawn?

S-sorry user