Christian Thread

Did someone say Christian thread?

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Nobody
Nobody said a Christian thread
I don't give a shit about your pedophile cult that's no different from Islam

is there a place in the modern church for agnostics who are still informed by the moral teachings of Christ?

asking for a friend.

You want a circlejerk about your superstition go to

I'd say so. The more the merrier in my opinion.

>the moral teachings of Christ
Like what?

if you were raised in the USA you learned the Christ mythos.

ever watch Indiana Jones?

sorry but it's just a semitic scam

I think you're on the wrong board, buddy. I think you were looking for

Cast not your pearls before swine. Fools despise wisdom, the turning away of the simple shall destroy them.

>tfw masturbated again.

if it was to a solo female and you're not in a relationship what's the problem?!

She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse.

What does chist-chan think about ritual child abuse by john and tony podesta aka.
the pedosta/molesta brothers?

They're bad people. Like, really bad people.

No, it was to a video game

Gon' get muh side hug on, senpai

Christianity is communist jew filth

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Christianity is, at absolute, an intermediate step to pure Western religion/philosophy

not necessary

Except the bible doesn't contain 109 instances of direct orders to kill people of other faiths?

Does the west need Christianity to ground us?

yes goy

It's giving into lust. Duh.

The only way you could possibly justify masturbation is if you could do it without any images of girls or sex in your head at all.

God doesn't care if you masturbate. If he did, why would it be beneficial to your health?

We must physically remove Abrahamics from Europe

You cannot have white civilization without Christianity.

No

Of couse he does. How is watching porn beneficial?

Too bad mothafucka, you're already in one

If you don't believe in me my father will brutally torture you for all of eternity

It gets you hard, that's how

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What's it like to be a proddy?

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Don't pretend to be me, you fuckwit. Much more likely you'll be running a cash register in a gas station in heaven. Or, if you're a rapist, wearing a strap on for eternity. Very few deserve to be tortured for eternity.

Deal with it.

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I came back to the grace of our Lord. It's becoming painfully obvious that Revelations a true story.

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I want to marry Christchan!

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>Did someone say Christian thread?
Uh, no?

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That's an argument in favour of Christian belief, mongo.

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I respect the effort, but why don't you actually speak your mind instead of simply posting pictures other people have made?

>Christiaw more about it then people who do.
>Classic fedora faggotry.
Richard Dawkins, notorious atheist, is also notoriously known for defending pedophilia.

You forgot this.
*Throws fedora out the door*

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The rate of incidence of paedophilia among atheists is twice that of catholic priests.

i.e. atheists are twice as likely to be paedophiles as an average Catholic priest.

Post the porn.

all I know is that for my situation it would be impossible to not relieve the tension of the environment I'm surrounded by. The way women dress around me makes it impossible to not lust when I'm not in a relationship. When I was in a relationship I didn't masturbate for over a year. Ideally I would be married and making love to my wife instead. Unfortunately there's nothing but degenerates and non whites in my city. It's embarrassing and I make it quick but realistically my only option is to curse at scantily clad women when the stress adds up

The Catholic Church is the sole surviving vestige of Rome, and the indentifying factor of western society. Its not for everyone, but it is a great channel for fanatic energy toward our cause. I would encourage the adamant atheists to atleast respect the cultural significance of the Church, even if you find its teachings distasteful.
>Also stop LARPing about the catholics being jews, we have killed more jews than just about everyone else combined throughout history
>hippie jesus is a lie
>deus vult

I love all the people in this thread who post just to let us know they don't like it.
Keep it up and I'll hawk a loogie on every plate that goes back to the dish pit.

Is there any Christ-chan porn?

This is my beloved son, with whom I am well pleased.

Christianity is false religion made up by jews. You should really come back to traditional europian values.

DUDE BEING A NEET MURDERER, MAKING SHITTY 'MUSIC' AND FUCKING MY QT LITERAL AUTIST ARYAN WIFE LMAO

*tips fedora*

Why aren't you all Kekists?

kek, thank you for this britbro. Saved.

lol
iktf ackmed

Just forgive yourself, pick yourself up, and try again. If the will to be good and do good is really there you are always forgiven, even when you stumble. It is best to realize your sin and immediately move on as opposed to worrying about the sin you've done wrong. To not forgive yourself is like placing yourself as a higher tribunal than God.

I still fap to hentai and only to hentai.

so which one is the least cucked, Sup Forums?

Literall dream, not gonna lie

I'm glad there are others here fighting against this temptation, I'll pray for you guys, please pray for me too.

Fedoras are asociated with atheism. Fuck atheists desu

>actually believing this shit

I don't view it as a sin because I'm agnostic. my current choices are
limited since there's no marriage material.
I could either engage in premarital sex with girls I know I will not marry (I get solicited daily for hook ups)
or take 5 mins every 3 days to get me through until I find a wife.

You're in my prayers anons. Godspeed.

Based Czech.

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Don't you fucking come in here, Mike.

I'm trying my hardest to NoFap, I feel it will do me some good, I feel ready to accept christianity, for a rather weird reason tough.
>Be 15, nilhilist, atheist
>No fedora tipper tough, just really depressed
>Mom recieves a call from one of her relatives
>Her relative says a curse was laid upon my brother's baby
>She had a dream where my big brother had a boy on his hands, and she pulled tons of hair from his mouth
>Mom explains to her my brother has a girl
>She says the curse landed on me then
>I have to go to the chruch and get an unction
>Preacher welcomes me and says we'll proceed
>Haven't even told him my name
>Said something amongt the lines of
>Begone any curse laid upon this child
>Begone the demon of depression, for you do not own this child
>Shocked
>How the fuck does he know about my depression
>leave uneasy,hear voices for the rest of the night
>But relieved, as if I did nothing wrong, as if everything was gonna be ok
>Next day
>My mom recieves another call from her relative again
>Says the pracher bought me a bible
>come back a few days later
>he welcomes me again
>Gives me a bible and tells me to look for help in this place if I need to
Since then everything just felt, lighter, not as terrible as things were, and after these years of being comfy I feel I'm ready to accept the lord.

>(((berg)))
Oy vey

for the time being orthodoxy is relatively uncucked
catholics are waking up
protestants are waking up by denomination, some are forever cucked

God speaks in mysterious ways. He set something in motion that might have seemed bad, but you made the right choice and I feel you will appreciate the decision you made.

Is Christ-chan catholic, orthodox or protestant?

Would be a wise decision

When an unclean spirit comes out of a man, it passes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it. Then it says, ‘I will return to the house I left.’ On its arrival, it finds the house vacant, swept clean and put in order. Then it goes and brings with it seven other spirits more evil than itself, and they go in and dwell there; and the final plight of that man is worse than the first. - Matthew 12

The preacher is funny that he sent you here.

Don't admit to being underage b& here tho, as you can get banned.

There are a lot of different opinions.

I know different things about demons and spirituality and God

Ask questions if you want them my lad.

Also, for the record, you weren't possessed.

He means the preacher said to look in the Bible dumbass.

Well I thought "in this place" would mean this board. Since the Bible isn't a place.

Forgive my autism.

poastin

bumping.

Someone start discussion

The same way you were taught not to believe in God?

Does the bible refer to age of consent or pedophiles at all, even in a broad context?

Catho-cucks still hate on Prottie-cucks

muh weed .. fucking kys

sorry lads wrong thread hehe

"For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you." Matthew 6:14

"Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God." 1 John 4:7

The moment I accepted Christ, I felt like the heaviest burden has been dropped. I'm no longer the hateful man I used to be.

>"Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin,
it would be better for him if a great millstone
were put around his neck
and he were thrown into the sea.
If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off.
It is better for you to enter into life maimed
than with two hands to go into Gehenna,
into the unquenchable fire.
And if your foot causes you to sin, cut if off.
It is better for you to enter into life crippled
than with two feet to be thrown into Gehenna.
And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out.
Better for you to enter into the Kingdom of God with one eye
than with two eyes to be thrown into Gehenna,
where their worm does not die, and the fire is not quenched.

Never before have I had the ambition to see such a glorious display of tuth and hope on the hell hole that is Sup Forums

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The final redpill is this.

We are not the hell hole of the internet.

Everything else is, and we are the normies.