Brit/pol/ - Cast Adrift Edition

>Tories overturn Labour majority to win Copeland byelection theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/24/tories-overturn-labour-majority-to-win-copeland-byelection

>Stoke Central by-election declaration: Labour hold
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39074028

>Paul Nuttall: ‘I’m Going Nowhere’breitbart.com/london/2017/02/23/paul-nuttall-im-going-nowhere/

>Nuttall Getaway: “Where the F**k’s the Car?”order-order.com/2017/02/24/nuttall-getaway-fks-car/

>Data analysis: Why Corbyn lost Copeland and Ukip crumbled in Britain's Brexit capital ttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/data-analysis-corbyn-lost-copeland-ukip-crumbled-uks-brexit/

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>Royal Bank of Scotland losses more than treble to £7bn
bbc.co.uk/news/business-39074461

>Storm Doris leaves trail of destruction as injured schoolgirl fights for her life telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/24/uk-weather-storm-doris-leaves-trail-destruction-injured-schoolgirl/

>Tony Blair insists the Tories authorised £1m payment to British ISIS suicide bomber
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair-insists-tories-authorised-9891898

>Michael Gove: Trump will not serve a second term as President
christiantoday.com/article/exclusive.michael.gove.interview.on.trump.quitting.early.not.talking.to.cameron.and.being.a.flawed.christian/104960.htm

>Judge fights back tears as he jails twisted couple for raping two young girls and forcing them to eat their own vomit
thesun.co.uk/news/2942727/judge-tears-jails-couple-rape-young-girls/
>Gina Miller's new effort to try and keep the UK inside the EU.
standard.co.uk/news/londoners-diary/londoners-diary-gina-millers-new-website-and-ire-for-miss-trunchbull-theresa-may-a3474416.html

>Farage admits being 'difficult' husband
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4254928/Nigel-Farage-admits-difficult-husband.html

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/ourgal got 137

>mfw chokers are back in fashion

I want to fuck Laurie Penny

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ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE LABOUR PARTY!

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We need to get organised with the whole thread making business. We should start nominating people to get a thread ready around 270.

Fucking tory traitors yet again. Who ARE these cunts?

RACISTS = btfo
SOCIALISTS = btfo

#ImWithMummy

Say what you like about YKTD but he made the threads run on time

slow painful death confirmed

the absolue state of me

Who /stands with Corbyn/ here?

THE PEOPLE'S FLAG IS DEEPEST RED

show me your willy

>look at the state of him

kek

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

ok

Does it really fucking matter?

Stop being such a fucking sperg.

Woolfe would've won.

I don't care if these are fake, they're funny as fuck

its funny how YKTD eternally BTFO'd brit/pol this morning after being wrong about everything else

do you actually want me to show you me willy?

>Here's how bernie can still win

Please don't. On second thoughts, do if it'll make him go away

I;m drunk

I feel llike being a clut tbf

no m8, just shitposting not worth the ban 2bh

Yeah but now I see why, their is like a bystander effect with threads (of which I'm also guilty). But it shouldn't be the case.

It doesn't matter, it would be nice for things to go smoothly though.

/ourbrick got 127

>get banned
>restart router
>now Im unbanned

Corbyn can still win. Most of his policies actually poll very will with the public. If the Blairite traitors got in line, Labour would be ahead in the polls.

Get your clut out for the lads

sahll i not show then?

In all seriousness, what the next stop for Corbyn and labour? Party split - New labour under blairites or just keep hold onto the leadership whatever happens until 2020 when he gets blown away?

nigger

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god knows, whatever they do though its 1000 year tory reich

>yfw you realise nick griffin is out catching refugees with nets somewhere in eastern europe

people wanted a coococn feo rheir neifhbour then aooarently

IIRC, he's said he'll step down before the next election if his ratings are still JUST tier

Blairites would be more likely to defect to the Lib Dems I expect.

>Being this deluded

You vote for a local MP. Not for the PM. The Labour party is in absolute shambles. If there was an election today there is zero chance labour would win.

I need a shit brb

To everyone saying Corbyn must go, I have just one question. Who do you replace him with?

Purge Blairites.

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>restart router, clear cache, wait for router to set new i.p etc

Not worth the bother 2bh lad

No m8, it's lewd

Wow, she's somehow managed to look worse.

I think the next general election is going to be focused on immigration policies, it's going to be completely based off that, it's the only way Labor would win and fuck the NHS/economy in the process.

Their cabinet has be a fucking laughing stock going all the way back to that question time where Corbin just sat there taking shit about how his Nuclear disarmament policy was shit.

>If there was an election today
But there won't be an election today, so that's just nonsense. The election is over three years away. People are listening to his message.

First post in Britpol.
Feel like I should belong here cos my gran was English.
But prefer to go with the Irish side of the senpai cos bongs are just... weird? Nah. It's like you all lost your culture and are just Christ hating faggots now.
But massive respect for the world beating shit muh Calvinist ancestors got up to eh lads.

Nobody. It's time for Labour to collapse and fragment into smaller homogenous parties if they want to survive. The left wing coalition they're masquerading as will kill their chances in the end

Dan Jarvis is the only person who can bring labour of their hole.

But Dianne Abbot will probably stand and the marxist membership will vote for her anyway.

Plastic, brown mannequin man of course.

> Listening to his message

That's why the party is in complete freefall. It's Tory neoliberalism for the foreseeable future.

He will hold his ground and keep his head firmly in the sand where he only sees the idealistic students supporting him. Then when labour get utterly fucked at the next election the party will split, and cease to be relevant until they gain ground and credibility. In the mean time, the Tories will hold power pretty much indefinitely unless something very big happens.

Corbyn has single handedly handed them everything on a silver platter rendering Labour completely unelectable. No sane person would actually vote for them.

I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if the Tories took power in Scotland too, Ruth Davidson is popular there and people are getting more and more sick of the SNP. They are already the second biggest party ahead of labour and gaining serious ground.

What part of 'you vote for an MP, not PM' don't you understand?

You can't win a majority in parliament just off of your leader

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>Christ hating
Not in here mate.

its dire

its like in UKIP, who the fuck would replace Nuttal?

People were struggling for who would replace Cameron

we have an absolute critical lack of leadership or noteworthy individuals in this country

and Corbyn is probably the closest one to such thing

Good to hear lad. Feeling comfy then.

I think I was too nice to some Jehovah's Witnesses a minute ago lads. I was just being polite but I think they mistook for genuine interest. I took their brochure and they talked like they were coming back to see me again. Wat do? If I join them, will they send me on missions to Barbados?

Guys let's face facts. Ukip is not the way forward. We're already out of the EU. They don't even have any unique policies compared to the Conservatives, just for some reason people think they're more likely to implement them.

It's obvious that we're living in a Thousand Year Tory Reich now. All nationalists should infiltrate the Conservatives from now on and shift it back to the right. It's only because of the right wing leaving to get us out the EU that the blairites came to dominate it in the first place.

We must make the Conservative party great again, since there will be no shifting it from power. Whoever controls the Conservative party controls the country. It's time we took back our rightful sovereign power instead of acting like a minority interest group playing identity politics. It is time that we all acknowledge Theresa May as our fuhrer.

Hamilton has a power base, he will likely win.

lol i got one of them really kind but nutty people

two of them showed up, some yank and a swede on some "mission" to spread hope and peace from God, got talking to them about uni and irrelevant shit for like an hour, and they ended up harassing me for about a week.

fuck your crazy eyebrowed, lisp talking cheap Violet Berlin knock off.

I agree with this post.

How the fuck does Corbyn have the qualities of leadership?

What has he done in the last year that has been even remotely 'leaderish'?

He flip flopped on Brexit.
He can't keep his party in line
He lied about seats on the train
Literally everyone resigns from his cabinet
He can't even help his party win a safe seat.

NEET traitor

CAN'T CURB THE CORB!

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!

Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.

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>I took their brochure

Was this in the street or at your front door?

And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

What is that painting?

his charisma, honesty and integrity.

I don't agree with his stuff but i prefer that to the swindleing lieing scum in tory HQ

>his charisma, honesty and integrity.
He has absolutely none of these things though

except he does

why he was adamant about supporting remain

>honesty

All I've seen from him is stubbornness and deceit, not to mention he's as dull as a brick

Ecc 9:7 Go, eat your bread with joy,
And drink your wine with a merry heart;
For God has already accepted your works.

God, I remember her. Bad Influence was a great show.

>charisma

When did he ever have that? He's damp rag tier

>honesty

"i'm old labour trust me goy lets fuck the working class with immigration"

>integrity

What happened to being a Republican? he parts with his "principles" at the slightest bit of media pressuring.

that socialist cretin has been anti EU for pretty much his entire career. He did almost nothing in the campaign which pissed off a lot of labour voters. He is an idiot with zero credibility.

The people's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded oft our martyred dead
And ere their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their hearts' blood dyed its every fold.

So raise the scarlet standard high,
Beneath its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here."

HMS Assistance in the Ice, by Thomas Sewell Robins

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Barbados is nice. Wishing I hadn't scared mine away.

I'm sick of party politics 2bh

I'm just going to lift and read Evola

At my door.

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Berlin was a bit of alright during puberty, but Bad influence was always second fiddle to the Games Master

Laughing at UKIP lads, bunch of loonies.

Farage is a fucking pussy who can't stand the heat. Trump is the real OG

I would.

we sure saw off them traitorous racist scum didn't we eh, dear tory chum.

>FPTP strikes again

Ok upside down Poland

Glad to see good Christian morals are still alive and well

PURGE NOW!

THOUGH SOFT-LEFT FLINCH AND BLAIRITES SNEER,
WE'LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING HERE!

The Neil is demolishing this Labour cunt

>Andy Crane
>BBC Micro
>Deluxe Paint

Fuck, I'm too old.

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