Are you prepared to have your real-life identity connected to your shitposting here, Sup Forums?

Are you prepared to have your real-life identity connected to your shitposting here, Sup Forums?

Sup Forums is among the compromised sites in the CloudFlare leak

techcrunch.com/2017/02/23/major-cloudflare-bug-leaked-sensitive-data-from-customers-websites/

Sweden is so fucked. Sad!

Christ, I might lose my job, wife kids, friends, reputation and reason to live! Oh wait nigga, I don't have any of those things anyway

I post as a white nat-soc, a flaming liberal, an alt-right edge lord, a black lives matter advocate, a Muslim man, a Jewish man, a holocaust denier, a homosexual, a pro Trump person, and an anti-Trump person.

What are they going to do to me, lol.

I don't say things on Sup Forums that I wouldn't say straight to your face anyway so what

You should be praised for being so progressive in almost every way!

this tbqh

It would not bother me a bit.

Oh shit, all of my zero friends will find out I frequent /d/.
>I don't know if I should be relieved or depressed...

this, and did you suddenly forget about prism? like I give a shit if you know who I am.

Oh no

Sup Forums is the basis of my internet superhero slash troll identity

They cant discover im Clark Kent !

>2017
>not hiding behind 7 proxies

lets just make them love pol before the leaks pic related.

Well, as a normie with social media accounts linked to my real identity i think i will stop posting on Sup Forums forever now, i implore any other people in similar situations to do the same.

Don't worry, schizophrenics are a protected group.

your ip address what well it say your name some who lol

From now on I'll only say nice things here

Hello guys, it's a really nice day, right? :)

idiot

>get caught and put on list of 123,500 other pol users at least
>somebody oneday questions you about obscure list as they happened to find your name was on it

>"oh no i just visited to troll the alt-right"

fixed.

oh no not the Australians

OH NO MY BOARD HABITS
MY SHITPOSTING METHODS
THEY'LL KNOW EVERYTHING

ITT: Sup Forums (Reddit - the same fucking thing) don't know how the internet works

>tfw I don't have a single social media account with my real powerwords in it.
Knowing how to internet properly feels good.

Oh no! This will absolutely destroy my nonexistent reputation! What will they do to me, order pizzas to my house? I-I'm so scared

Nothing provable. I never hate-speech here, and also only post from mobile and we have a NAT with like 200+ people behind it, including actual criminals and people from all over the world. Highly doubt they'd figure out it's me.

>From now on I'll only say nice things here
keks

Nice try stormfag, you won't get me and my normie ways to continue posting in this cesspool! I'm leaving this site forever.

Who /behind7proxiesusingastolenlaptopatamcdonaldswifi3townsover/ here?

Sweden what are you doing shitposting here?

Shouldn't you be out in the streets executing kuffars?

I am actually a leaf, so nothing bad can happen to me. If the Jews throw me in their FEMA camps and torture me for shekels, I'll just say I'm from Canada friend!

Yeah, idgaf.

lol go the fuck ahead, the average Sup Forums user is essentially a living corpse, wtf do we have to lose ? only normies would be threaten by some weak ass shit like this, we would stare at the barrel of a loaded gun and dare you for the lulz. fuck off with this weak shit.

kek

>this post
>not a leaf
Did you immigrate illegally?

if they can somehow index it all together a la south park there is enough hate speech legislation to wipe at least half of Sup Forums

In any case I hope you all have contingency plans,

Oh my god! They will find my address in India kek

This desu with you.
I've been to prison, been an alpha male, been black, a Jew been a boxer, been a pro Trump person on Sup Forums, chastised people who say nigger all day while simultaneously calling a person a nigger for saying some dumb shit, and I even tell people I'm white.

They obviously don't understand that pol is a board of peace and satire. Sad!

i dont really get it , everything we post here is already public. they might get you ip adress but so what.

this problem is only when sites that needs login are using cloudflare, since then you are transferring sensitive info

Oh no.

Oh no, what are they going to do? Are we going to get fired from our jobs? Evicted? Will our girlfriends break up with us? Or maybe we'll lose all of our friends?

tl;dr most people here won't care

all my posts have been satire and I sincerelly apologize if they mght have hurt anyone.

What about the Euros who will go to jail for five years?

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Must suck to not live in a free country

Found the 16 year old.

this. probably 75% of my posts are the opposite of my opinion to provoke people to respond with my real opinion. including this post.

>free country

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a 0.0003% chance, I'm pretty unconcerned.

They didn't get all data you fucking retard, only 300k requests all over the web. So maybe there will be one ip of one guy asking for scat in the database

Just fear mongering as usual, sage

we have freedom of speech

eurobros, consider leaving your nations. you should leave anyway, ww3 soon

no judge will sentence someone for edgy posts that has been stolen via hacking,goy

>even tell people I'm white.
It's OK, we know the truth, le 60% man.

Nice try shill but we all know that, e.g. cc is identifiable information and part of the leak, wheras and IP isn't, which means that they can now pin anyone with anything and send them to jail while they could only threaten to do that before.

This

now everyone will know I wasted 2 weeks shitposting on HWNDU threads

no regrets

Holocaust denial isn't illegal in my country.
They'd have to pin me on "intolerance" or similar, which is a lot more subjective a charge.

As if hackers are the type to hand information they hacked over to the police anyway

i loath Muslims with a passion. I wish the entire planet didn't have to be scared of them.

Now COME AT ME

No you fucking retard. It leaked arbitrary requestable information.

kek

The information is leaked into the public domain and archived by some crawlers.

>tfw I post as a white male
>tfw I am actually not white
>tfw I can't distinguish real posts from trolling posts on here

"b-but I was just joking" is not a valid defense. They don't care that it's trivially obvious that you're not serious. You said anything about niggers, jews, spics, faggots or anything else and it's life in prison.

I will finally get the recognition I deserve, and be able to retire from the copyright payments for all the dank memes I've created.

>tfw i'm a navy seal with over 300 confirmed kills

You are fucking cancer and I hope they get you first.

Might of been a concern prior to us taking over every level of government

I basically just call people faggots on here, not too worried.

I have been a liberal on this board since Sup Forums started back in 2001, they have nothing on me.

.....people are actually scared of being found out they type right wing shit on the internet? hahaha.

Holy fuck, with each day i love my country even more.


What's next? Jailtime for racist thoughts?
Hahahahaha.
What a time to be alive.

>non white American posting as white
Wow who would've guessed? Sure fooled us

>what are proxies
There's gonna be so many poor cunts who get mocked for being into trap porn and nazism who have never even heard of Sup Forums in their life

So it's 3x more likely than getting quads, except every time you load a page.

90% of the time I'm ironically shitposting anyway.

>people still don't even realise that literally nobody found this shit and nothing was compromised because nobody was there to cache it

The guy who detected it, a vulnerability researcher at Google, seem to disagree with you

(you fucking retard)

Traps aren't gay dude, Sup Forums told me

>normalfags who have real social media accounts using their real names get their Sup Forums post histories leaked
>much bigger shitstorm than the ashley madison leak
>thousands of divorces and suicides
>millions of normalfag "friendships" ruined

...

Shouldn't be much of an issue honestly. Serbia is shit but at least we don't have PC mobs around.

You are the real Germans.

>all my posts linked to me
>friends and family find out how edgy i am
>i officially get credit for the memes i started
>probably get laid

go ahead. release the data

I used to be afraid of people finding out I browse here, but then I got thinking, who would even care? I can't even fill a hand trying to count the friends I have.
Sometimes it pays to be a nobody.

>online persona = you
only normies believe that anyway, anyone whos been here for more than a year will probably have so many contradictory themes they could crash the AI psych analysis program with no survivors.

I don't and never have had any kind of social media accounts, therefore I don't give a shit.

given the shit that I've clicked on in this board, I'm probably on a shortlist for the FEMA camps already.

just fuck my shit up, f a m. can't be any worse.

This, reputation what reputation?
This is shit normies would freak over.

This is curious though. The whole point of this site is that you're anonymous. I don't remember ever posting anything too inflammatory but I've been on here for years, so who knows. Is this really anything to worry about? I'd rather not be tied to a retarded post I made when I was 20 or something.

i m prepared because i already take shit on people

And how many times do you load a page without posting? How many of your posts are actually illegal
Haven't got shit on you if all they're getting is your IP viewing a thread

>having any social media accounts
your own fault then

Your friends can't look at your Sup Forums post history if you don't have any friends.

top kek

Everyone knows I'm a shitposter, this means nothing.

is "sarcasm" a reasonable defence if I have to face the Canadian Human Right's tribunal?

I'm okay, I never say anything that is offensive or illegal

Hehe, not to mention this thread is filled americans and canadians that are scared shitless over it, im literally laughing my ass off here.

A year ago i got stopped by cops for speeding, while they were giving me the ticket one of the cops poked me with his police baton and said:

>Hey, look, look!! A nigger!! Should be bust his ass for something?
>naaah, next time maybe.


Its like im living in an alternate universe and the rest of the planet is in some liberal hell-hole.

>Jailtime for racist thoughts?
That's already here.

wow, like, blackmail me anytime, senpai

Also, oh shit, now my friends can trace back all the autistic posts i ever made

Wait.. i don't have any friends.

A bunch of shit posting high school trolls are about to be doxxed. Sounds like an Alex Jones style story.

I'm like thiiiiis close to getting 100% debt free, so as long as it doesn't leak until July or August I'm okay.