A reminder that Texas is anti-dildo

Republicans are scared people will ban selling guns (which is a vast exaggeration, the only proposed ban is on assault machine guns), but just a reminder that there is still a law in Texas that prohibits selling dildos.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

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Ted Cruz defended this in court as attorney general for the state of Texas.

lol yes, he did

>assault machine guns
Don't forget the real menace, barrel shrouds.

Dildos should be outlawed desu.

It's how young women develop roasties.

Any AG that doesn't defend a state law isn't doing their job and should resign, no matter how stupid that law is.

Laugh all you want, OP.

Which is more important---making it easy for your frigid girlfriend to abuse herself, or making it easy to kill an Arab son of a dog and a pig before he has the chance to murder a Jew?

Of course. I was just stating a fact.

>assault machine guns

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Hue hue hue

> assault machine guns
Those have been banned for years, captain Skekelstien.

Machine guns are a constitutional right. Dildos aren't.

On the one hand, banning dildos is pretty silly. On the other hand, the Constitution doesn't guarantee the right of the people to keep and bear dildos.

So infringe away, I guess.

>states don't have constitutions
>not understanding social contract theory

>assault machine guns
Almost accurate, comrade.

>a law in Texas that prohibits selling dildos.
Can't have competition with the queers and steers.

>assault machine guns
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You're trying to open a dildo factory in Texas to grab more sheckels, aren't you?

Oh how innocent you are.
The truth is the DA's and AG's have large lee ways in which laws they go to court more with, press charges with and which ones they ignore, they shape the law a lot more then people like to pretend. Sometimes your get one that charges every drug statue on the list, sometimes you get one that want to do gang crime shit. And there are always large areas of the law they mostly ignore unless they want to get someone on a technicality.

Reminder, these 100 shot per minute muskets were hated by the founders by they couldn't ban them at the time.

>Texas starts enforcing this law
>Fleshlight has to shut down and move to California
Of course the kike would be an enemy of American manufacturing.

Are fleshlights even made in Texas?

>114455746
States have constitutions you DUMB KIKE FUCK. OR NIGGER. OR SAND NIGGER. OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE

>the only proposed ban is on assault machine guns
>assault machine guns

Fleshlight HQ and the production plant are located in Austin.

>prohibits selling dildos
you can get it online, not sure if it's the same for guns (save darkweb)

>Austin
Of course it would be made the hell hole called Austin.

Seg hail!

Alright, which one of you faggots didn't lock the door to keep these kike threads out of here?

I never leave home without my 100 rpm musket either.

Well where else in Texas would you expect Fleshlight to be? It's also not like they're not patriots, they sent a package of their products to the Navy SEALS that killed Bin Laden.

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>Lewis and Clarke used the Girandoni air rifle on their expedition
>Could fire 20 .46 caliber balls in rapid succession, be reloaded while in the prone position (try that with a musket!), was almost silent and did not emit a giant smoke cloud like other contemporary arms
>France actually had a bounty on Austrian soldiers who used them

Daily reminder: always do the opposite of what KIKES say

I remember this because there was a giant loophole in that buttplugs weren't banned, so you could walk into a sex store and buy a buttplug.

Almost nobody got stung under the law and it was thrown out as unconstitutional. Dildos continued being sold the entire time, they just never called them dildos, they called them euphemisms.

You could also own a harness for a strap on dildo, but you could NOT, under ANY MEANS, actually admit the harnesses were intended to use dildo. They were harnesses for "educational models" and "Demonstrators" for sexual education purposes.

They had a loophole so you could still buy a dildo for a "bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose". You can also have six, and again could have harnesses, just in case you wanted to give a live enactment of an orgy to your class.

There was a movie about this, "Dildo Diaries", here's the highlights.

youtube.com/watch?v=GaUl6x1YXpg

Some people on Sup Forums are like 19 and heard bad things about the bush era and might not understand it. Republicans banning dildos with highly ineffectual laws because of muh jesus was pretty much what the Bush Era was like. They were insane, and Sup Forums mostly saw the right as a threat back in the day, although the left is going OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN more these days.

It's his job to defend the legislators laws in court.

>disarm yourselves goys
>also stick stuff up your asses rather than creating children

Do you know of any state where the right to own a dildo shall not be infringed according to the constitution of said state?

I unironically chose American Fleshlights over Japanese Tenga despite all the J-list ads on Sup Forums specifically because my COLLOSAL CANADIAN COCK wouldn't fit in the reusable Tengas. Too long, too wide for it to work right.

They're pretty shit products and I've torn a hole in the side of 'em. Great business model though because once you buy one, subsequent ones are cheaper, as you already have the case. I started using bad dragons vaginas which I prefer and are much more durable, but I've heard people say they're too stiff and rough, and I'm actually not into the whole animal theme. However, that company is also American.

Americas innovation in artificial vaginas helps keep its economy strong. I'd buy an American Vagina over a Japanese Vagina any day.

We really need to ban those assault rifles, right after we ban murder. Think of how many lives were lost to mass shootings.

>assault machine guns

Looking past that, dildos are degenerate and should be illegal.

>Americas innovation in artificial vaginas helps keep its economy strong. I'd buy an American Vagina over a Japanese Vagina any day.
God bless.

machine guns are already illegal you stupid cuck unless they were made before 1986 (those cost tens of thousands of dollars and are never used in gun crimes therefore)

after bush x2 i wanted obama but after obama x2 i realized he wanted white genocide and communism. between bush jesus and killing whites with communism it's an easy choice...

i never thought somebody could be worse than bush but obama did it

Sex toys, pornography, condoms, and contraceptives should all be illegal you filthy jew.

Dildos shouldnt be outlawed, just make it clear roasties are undesirable and dildos cause them, and women will stop using dildos

Both, liberty or death

>9th amendment

The constitution doesnt say that the state can ban dildos

Zoophilia remains legal in Texas.

>Fucking a chicken is OK
>Fucking yourself with a rubber toy NOT OK

based Ted.

that's how they add the texture you retard

How thick are we talking?

I'm over 6" circumference and finding something that fits is a hassle. Everything I've tried is so tight it's painful and then it tears...

Texas has an anti-degeneracy law. Okay. So what?

>he isn't into animal vaginas
What kind of Canadian are you?

>which is a vast exaggeration, the only proposed ban is on assault machine guns
theres the problem kike, they think everything but muskets are fucking assault weapons.

6" circ.

I've heard people complain bad dragon was too tight over 6" which is explicitly why I mentioned I heard people say they were too stiff and rough. Yes I've talked to other people about this. I had to "loosen" it at first and always use the toy warm, but works for me, super expensive though.

Tenga I've heard has the suction effect stop working at about 6" girth, and they're also relatively short.

Sex toys generally aren't designed for XXL guys, except the ones they use for livestock, but fleshlight is probably the closest to a sex toy you can actually use. Perticularly if you take the thing out of the case, although I don't do this. I've heard of people putting it in a pringles can since they're wider than the actual case and from what they tell me once you pop you can't stop. I have ripped a hole in the side of multiple fleshlights, and not the way you would think it's actually because of the insert getting squashed against the case and friction grinding away at the insert, although apparently not everybody has this issue.

I love the direction Canada is driving this thread in.

You can still buy dildos in Texas, it's a bullshit statute.

I don't think they can legally call them dildos though, I've heard them referred to as cake toppers.

I've heard of guys claiming to be up to like 7" circ claim to use fleshlights successfully to be specific.

The only thing I've gotten to fit is a verspanken with the narrowest pads inserted, and even then the thing pops open on its own because the latch can't hold it in place.

My dick has been compared to various forms of livestock over the years, so maybe getting one of those toys wouldn't be the most unusual...

The Kalthff repeater had 2 reservoirs which could be easily charged and loaded to go, with 7, 12, and even a 30 shot variety. Why not get a Lorenzoni pistol and go all the way? Also, why play with air, those extra cannisters needed for a refill are expensive.

BAN ASSAULT LIGHTNING

The rifle came with a couple air canisters and a pouch to carry them along with some steel balls and the foot pump. Easy to recharge, though it does take a while. You also don't run the risk of the thing blowing up when you try to load another round, unlike BP muzzle loaders (ESPECIALLY the rifled ones)...

I understand you don't pump the cannister in the heat of battle and carry extras, but as I said, those are expensive. You could instead have paper chargers. Everything I posted was a repeating breech loader.

That type of thinking is the reason the West is so fucked up today. Get real. Women need a short leash

I know the struggle.

I actually spent a fair amount of time off of Sup Forums trying to help people find products for the well endowed, organizing information, doing some mod work, but I've gone off of that these days. There's only so many ways you can talk about dicks before topics start repeating themselves, and you start wondering why you're talking about dicks instead of using them. I also tell NOBODY about my secret hobby.

I still have the power to sticky a topic and influence maybe a corps worth of well endowed men. I haven't figured out how to crush liberalism with this power.

Overall, with the exception of livestock mastrubrators, I haven't heard of a toy that can theoretically hold larger dicks than a fleshlight because they're pretty long, like 9" long, and the sleeve is so thin it's highly pliable. A lot of the resistance is not due to the insert itself, but air getting trapped between the insert and case and only so much being able to escape as you push in.

You mean the shoulder thing that goes up?

Women seriously just do what they have to to get dick
If they wouldnt get any dick after becoming roasties they would avoid doing so

The law must apply equally, and often times making everything ever illegal is a shitty answer to problems

Theres no law in Japan against race-mixing as far as I am aware of, but their culture takes care of it
If we need the iron fist of government to do our job for us then it means that at heart we are weak and have nothing worth defending

I'm looking at the bad dragon toys since you mentioned them. They have dimensions listed, but I'm not sure if it's supposed to be internal or external dimensions for the diameter... I'm assuming external, but if that's the case my dick is almost as wide as the toy itself...

>assault machine guns

those have already been banned from manufacture and possession since 1986

but thanks for showing us how much of a cuck you are for trying to lecture the rest of the world on things you know absolutely nothing about

Sounding a bit like a cuckservative there.

>the only proposed ban is on assault machine guns
um BACK THE FUCK OFF?!