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Assassins are literally sandniggers tho

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this would probably be pretty cool if it wasn't like the eighth AC game

I'll probably pirate this as i've been to Egypt

yes, an elite caste of ruffians from the mountains of Syria, Assassins is a derivative word feom the "Hashasheens" (stoners in Arabic).

How did they get associated with meme killers?

>(stoners in Arabic)0000000000000000
this part is so funny to me

Asscreed is taking the worst side of the conflict possible. Every fucking time.

> Muzzies instead of crusaders
> Some noname instead of based Borgias
> Socialists cucks helping Marx and destroying evil factories instead

They were indeed medieval contract killers. They were a sect of Shia Muslims called Ismailis (now known as Druze) that were notorious for the way they stroke fear in their religious enemies' hearts by carrying out stealthy killings of notable leaders with the use of small versatile weapons (daggers tipped with poison). Saladin went as far as to ally with them during the crusades out of fear of ending up in crosshairs. Pic related is their emblem

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Also this.

I can overlook political and social commentary in videogames/music/films if the shit is good. The fact that assassin's Creed has sucked dick since Brotherhood makes this shit even more aggravating.

Don't forget the gay ottomans instead of based byzantine in ac revelations

>ubisoft siding with crusaders
That would've been a death wish for the french company roflmao. Like Charlie Hebdo 2.0

i hope its Altair.

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Wow they really are living up to the name ASS

>based Byzantine
No. Just no. Multiracial state of orthocuck subhumans

>Muzzies instead of crusaders
Haven't played it since it came out but I don't remember it to be too manichean, and in the end Al Mualim is revealed to be corrupted.
Apart from the Ezio ones, I find Templars to be relatable.

that was in the fucking game?

Yes, Syndicate.

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Assassins were the suicide bombers of medieval times. They killed their target and would usually be killed shortly after. They were fed drugs and sat in painted rooms that were supposed to resemble Islamic heaven. Walls were probably adorned with naked women and lots of greenery.

That's because Templars are on the other side. I would really like one more game where you are one of them

Also ACII and ACII Broterhood are the best period games. Shame their other games can't compare

I wonder if this movies periodically stops mid-film and makes you watch a much more boring different film for 10 minutes that you didn't pay for and don't want to watch.

Ancient Egyptians =/= modern Arabs in modern Egypt today

They're talking about the first game, the assassins from masyaf

Rogue.

Yes, that's why I said one more game

This is going to star a black altair isnt it?
He's going to fight invading whitey isnt he?

How long till you people get tired of this whole media race baiting thing anyways?

was expecting and actually would have preferred the underground railroad ft. playable harriet tubman

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We predict the pop culture references.

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Fuck, 3 would have been better if you played as Haytham the whole game rather than his whiny soon

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>asscreed
>2017
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>Ass Creed

I do not understand how this abomination of a series is still going

That message just used to say that the games was inspired by a multicultural team of various religious faiths and beliefs. Now they added identity politics crap too.

Just stick with superior Japanese games senpai.