OFFICIAL WEATHER HAPPENING THREAD

MASSIVE F5 TORNADOS ARE EXPECTED TO IMPACT OVER 10 MILLION PEOPLE TONIGHT

THE MOST FUCKED CITIES ARE INDIANAPOLIS, ST. LOUIS, AND LOUISVILLE

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

IT'S HAPPENING

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Nice source faggot

if you live in the red area you are fucked

Nice source faggot

Moderate risk is given out fairly often, this isn't really too outrageous of an event.

Actual happening is SPC 5, High Risk.

>FORECASTER: (((COHEN)))

Sup Forums is always right.

Look at this meteorologist
>your plebbit is showing

no happening

>OFFICIAL WEATHER HAPPENING THREAD

Don't want to create new thread. Is it happening?

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>having knowledge on a subject is plebbit tier

impressive

ACTIVATE IT

kek almighty, that .gif is hilarious.

obviously from a time before the Jews owned all of the American media

>being this plebbit

it's been so long without luls are you tired of winning yet pol.

What's the timetable?

i don't think i'll make it. let it happen kek.

>HAARP trying to fuck up the rustbelt to get revenge for them BTFO Hillary

It's called tornado alley...

tornados are unironically some of my favorite events

I remember watching the Moore tornado live on Sup Forums a couple years ago

zoomradar.com if you want to watch some storm chasers. they should be out in full force this afternoon

>Tfw Oklahoman in constant fear of tornado season time of the year

Oh no! Welp there goes my meth lab.

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No one fucking cares, San Diego is flooding.

fucking retard its the NOAA right there. type in the URL and see for yourself

No one cares about your giant Mexican swimming pool so fuck off

Fuck Cali

It's pictures like this that make me wish I had a massive collection of exotic animals to release on the public. That lake would be so much more fun if there were alligators in it

it usually means severe thunderstorms are to be expected along with perhaps a few isolated tornadoes.

The finger of god

HAARP was reactivated recently. They are getting the big guns out.

well, sort of.

SPC's list is more or less:

0: T'storms
1: Some strong storms, wind, hail.
2: Most storms are strong, some are severe, isolated tornadoes sometimes
3: Severe outbreak possible, more numerous tornadoes
4: Definite severe outbreak with a lot of tornadoes
5: This is the same as above except it's reserved for when NOAA believes the tornadoes will be strong and long tracked.

inb4 someone insults me again

Holy fuck that movie was awful.

>Is there an F5?
>*fork drops on plate*

it's gonna be one giant tornado

when, exactly?

KEK

t. redneck poorfag

>inb4 someone insults me again
Nigger

Trio state F5 2, Electric Boogaloo is happening today

Indianapolis is blessed, I see zero casualties

YAS!

That's going to be an awfully dark tornado

DUDE

MOLDY TORNADOES

LMAO

Please kek louisville deserves it.

t. dick in ass caligibs

>tfw im in orange

am i gonna be ok?

>No understanding of basic meteorology

inb4 "it's Trump's fault"

Don't insult your fellow brothern who are currently braving the political fuckstorm in California.

it isn't going to be a picnic but we'll probably be okay

Underrated

fuck commiefornia

BRING IT ON

I'M READY TO FUCKING DIE

Just in time for Trump's big address to Congress tonight.

looks like a merchant

for you

Right after HAARP was given the green light to start activities again.

im in cincinnati pls pray 4 me guys

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THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR VOTING FOR DRUMPF FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE!

This

You're an alright guy user

>2 columbias

FUCK YES I'M IN THE ORANGE

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>tfw almost inside the red

Who /orange zone/ here?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

I sure do hope Bloomington is destroyed.

IU is such fucking cancer.

T. Ex IU grad student/ünterteacher

>kalamazoo is the actual name of a place

and I thought england was bad for this

Why is Squidward so angry at the US?

What did Kek mean by this?

>F5
>Finger of God

The lord is just paying tribute to Bill Paxton.

cant you just set it on fire?

no clue, but im orange on the border of red

underrated
first sharknado
now nignado

Oh well lol

Kansas tho

Huh. I'm in the Springfield area, to the east and just south.

Odds are, the storm will go around the valley I live in, and the mounds will protect us. Last recorded tornado in my town was in the mid 1800s.

Is my wheely bin safe in IL???

Sucks the tornado isn't coming through kankakee.

Orangebro here

>tfw south of Little Rock
>tfw going to be str8 comfy while the rest of you fags get BTFO by tornados.

If digits, a sleeper f5 not in the red ransacks Kansas City or Higginsville Missouri today

Press F to pay respect.

My town is just outside the orange zone. Come on tornado, don't tease me.

Fuck commiefornia

t. Real californian

almost in red too

gettin comfy

All the nigger areas.

Lord kek bless these digits! May you smite all the trailer trash!

"I call it, "Tornadoes and Brash""

shlonged

my arkansan brother. north of little rock here, in the orange

>if you live in red area you will be fucked
Oh thank god. I was worried for a moment there.

I am ready for death

Take me, lord Kek

>92 replies
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spc.noaa.gov
Faggot

708 reporting

here either the wind is picking up or the jigaboos are racing down the street again

Time to take out a lawnchair,some fried chicken,King Cobra and get /comfy/

whew, i'm in chicago, safe and sound :)