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All Kiwi anons post ITT. What are we all doing tonight?

How can we harness meme magic to get based Winston Peters elected this year?

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nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11554041
parliament.nz/en/mps-and-electorates/electorate-profiles/
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Getting the boy to sleep.
Vote winny 2017!

We're going to invade you kiwiniggers mark my fucking words

New to NZ from the US, redpill me on NZ politics anyone?

I'll get the ball rolling

I'm at home drinking homebrew whiskey, shitposting on Sup Forums because my regular bros are out of town tonight

Good luck leaf, your country is full of cuckfags. At the very least, we can let our Asians go to war with each other over the housing market, I guess.

There's two major parties. They both suck

>canada
>imperialism

good one

Sounds like the US

why Winston Peters then?

That sounds just like the U.S. to me

That's what I said!

He's one of the more outspoken and conservative ones.

We have two major political parties, like the US. Labour and National. Labour are center-left, but seem to be heading down the further left path, which I feel is going to fuck themselves. National which is center-right, and currently leading the country.

National aren't great, but are better than Labour at least, consider them the lesser of two evils.
National = letting rich chinks buying up land
Labour = letting rapefugees into the country and pandering to anyone who isn't a fucking white male

Sup Forums approved party is New Zealand First, led by Winston Peters (in the OP pic). He's our closest thing we have to a Trump card.

Elections are up this year, National will likely win again. Unless we pull off some major meme magic and get Winnie elected. We likely won't, but I guarantee that Winnie will get a higher % of votes this year round.

I'm registering to vote for the first time in my life. Voting Winston Peters.

COMFORT

The only thing your PM is invading is other mens anuses.

Reminder that they send you EZ Vote cards which you can use to vote. So any of your friends who don't vote, be sure to take their EZ Vote cards into different polling places and vote for Winnie.

I did this last year with my brother's EZ Vote card and voted twice.

Another friendly reminder that you can literally enroll to vote under any made up name and have a voting pack sent your address. Just go online and do it.

>tfw enrolled to vote under my own name and three other made up aliases

Really? Cheers for the heads up man, I will look into this. been talking to friends to see where their heads are at... talked a couple into voting.

We would fucking destroy your little excuse of a country, one day max.
>pic related, the size of your """ military"""
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also haven't you heard? Trudeau went full 1488 starting last week.

1488 cocks in his orifices...

We don't need a big military syrup nigger. Not only does nobody attack us, or want to, ever. But America will literally come to our rescue if that ever happened. So you fuck with us, you fuck with the almighty dick of the American military.

Good luck leaf

Two main parties. Roughly equivalent of GoP and Dems. But to form a government our system makes it you have to have support from a meme party.

Our meme parties-
ACT- neocon globalists
NZ First- as it says on the box
Greens- sjw rapefugees advocates
maori and mana- literal BLM

Hope that helps!

Kek. This mans on fire.

Shouldn't admit this on a Mongolian llama herding forum but I might've done something similar re the flag referendum. I live in a large apartment complex. Saw the voting papers for the flag vote left in unclaimed mail pile by the front door for tenants who had left and not updated their details on electoral role. On night I snagged em up and secured an extra 6 votes for our beautiful flag.

Getting comfy, playing some vidya, enjoying A weekend Worked the last 30 Days, Looking forward to sleep in tomorrow.

Kinda keen for a burger

Best place for burgers in Auckland?

Based Kiwi

Burger fuel...expensive but good burgers.

Any Chchites here tonight?

>How can we harness meme magic to get based Winston Peters elected this year?

Let Sweden show you the true way.
You take in loads of refugees and all will be fine. You'll be enriched in all possible ways. The End.

SWEDEN GET OUT

I didn't realise electoral fraud was that easy. I'm just here on a visa, but I'd totally vote for Winston if I could.

Yeah, I usually go for the bastard w/kumura fries, any other hidden burger gems?

Latest polls
> Nats at 47%
> Labour 31%
> faggot Greens 11%
> NZ First 8%

Winnie always polls low in the month before election. I predict they'll pass the green.

On these polls on track for a National/NZ First coalition. The watermelon grouping wont have the numbers and Winnie has said he will never go in with the Greens. As Labour have married themselves to that party they've ensured another three years in the political wilderness.

I've made my peace with another National term. Even with their faults they are a bitchozillion times better than the leftist trannie loving maori appeasement horrors that Labour would give us.

I have been shilling for Winnie to all my family/ Coworkers brother used to be a greenie but he's voting NZ First this time

enrol.elections.org.nz/app/enrol/#/select-process

As far as I can see, you could probably just enroll under fake details and it would work.

I'm with both of you anons on these

However I didn't think Winnie would form a coalition with Nats?

Be careful how you go about it. People do get prosecuted.

Haha you could probably do it yourself mate. Enrol as John Smith, it would take them months to go through all the John Smiths in the country.

But I identify as a Kiwi/Chinese gooseberry.
Don't you oppress me, you white devil!

I've been trying to sell shit all day on Facebook but people just keep fucking me around. Spent two hours working one person but they just stopped replying.

Had another guy that I was holding an item for since last week. After waiting a few hours, I message him asking where he was and he replies saying "I thought it was something different". I called him a retard because for the whole time we were chatting, the specifications for what I was selling were visible in the chat.

I'm also trying to fix this guys tablet, but he keeps calling me sexy. It's an old, fat Samoan faggot.
(pic related)

I've had legit 20 Islanders either not show up or cancel their appointments I made with them to fix their shit.

I hate this country, everyone is like a brain-dead zombie.

Identifying as things don't work in this country, Swede!

I'm surprised you don't have to present ID when casting your vote. As much as I like NZ First, I don't feel like getting deported for fraud.

top fucking kek. What is going on in that image?

I know what it's like dealing with fags though, they don't take the hint and don't fucking stop with their shit

>Feminism is on the rise. This year has seen a greater focus on gender issues than perhaps ever before. In this extended column Bryce Edwards looks back on one of the most important trends in New Zealand politics in 2015

You were saying?

nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=11554041

Fuck off we're full.

>believing what our mainstream media says
Top kek. Not even normies believe our lugenpresse.

Man, I honestly have no idea what this guys problem is.

He wont stop calling me on Facebook either..... I've had to just stop answering, but he's called me 6 times in the past week.

I kinda wish he would come over so I could beat him up or something, lol.

>Sweet Kiwi dreams

As a Kiwi with a Swedish mother who has visited family in Uppsala a number of times allow me to comment.

The faggotest most liberal refugees loving sjw in deepest darkest Wellington would be seen as a Trump supporting national socialist in Sweden.

We think we are cucked in NZ. Going to Sweden opens my eyes. Every time I'm blown away at what Sweden has become. Its so sad what's happening to that country.

Why is that? What the fuck is wrong with them?

Quick rundown

>I kinda wish he would come over so I can suck his dick or something, lol.

ftfy

>*beat him off

relax, bro. looks like you scored yourself a tablet. Just delete the gay porn off it and use it.

Wairarapa > You

Murder burger if it's still open

Need to mobilise the overseas voters.

The largest New Zealand-born community in Australia is in the state of Queensland, with 192,037 people. In 2013, there were about 650,000 New Zealand citizens living in Australia, which is about 15 per cent of the population of New Zealand.

I don't get why people just don't vote Winnie. Have they even walked down Queen Street lately? It's like walking through a portal to the Chinese - Indian border or something.

I was living in Sydney until August last year...came home to get away from the muzzies but found out they're here now as well...what a wonderful world. Still not as bad as Sydney but give it time.

Wairarapa seems cosy as fuck. I worked over those ways for a few months, I really enjoyed it. I'd love to move to Masterton

go to parliament.nz/en/mps-and-electorates/electorate-profiles/ and get up your electorates profile, see what you lead in

>heating your homes with wood fires
75% compared to only 35% nationally wtf are you fellas using
>anglicanism
only at 20% how tf is the wairarapa number 1

Our Norm.

A single tear rolls down the cheek

Damn. Trying to reply to your post but something happening with my connection.... Lemme try again.

Velvet if you have it in Auck

Will definitely be voting Winnie this election. The state of Auckland is an absolute nightmare.

This is a literal conversation I've had with family. I've posted it in a couple of Sweden Yes threads had many people confirm that its indicative of general Swedish mind

Why do you have so many immigrant refugees from war torn countries Sven?
> Because its good to do the right thing for citizens of the world my Kiwi cousin

But its not good for us. They have no skills, PTSD, 3rd world diseases, don't speak Swedish.
> Of course its good. They bring new insight, ideas. They mix well and are happy to be part of our lifestyle. We give them treatment for their problems

But they don't mix well. They bring crime.
> Youre just looking at small incidents that foreign press likes to highlight. Reality is white Swedes do some big crimes too. Remember there was that man who killed foreigner students in that school last year. A white Swede murdered our PM Palme

But why Sweden? Why do we have to do this? What's the limit?
> We are a rich country. We have the means. And lots of space. We are also setting a good example for the rest of the world to follow. If other countries did more and acted like Sweden there would be no problems in the world

No countries in the world want to follow Sweden's lead. They don't see this ending well.
> That's because racism.

That's not an answer. No one's racist, they are just sensible. Swedish sense of self importance with be the demise of the country.
> (Gets huffy and holier than thou) Well you come from NZ which doesn't have much contact with the real world. When your country becomes more knowledgeable about how the world works you will start to help the worlds poor and war torn.

I'm sorry but you guys have your head in the sand. The IKEA beheading. Rinkeby riots. Malmo grenade attacks. The assassination of Anna Lindt. The massive spike in attacks against women. All refugees.
> user. I don't wish to talk about this anymore
You dont understand this country. We will stop the conversation now

winston will make auckland great again

470,000 according to Stats NZ figures. And 70,000 have returned in the last two years. Looks like Kiwis are returning which isnt helping our housing market.

People on Sup Forums are giving Swedes shit for a reason, heh.

Their altruism is their downfall. It's such a fucking shame. I want to slap some sense into them.

Why do you faggots get your own continent?

How much of a chance does he actually have though?

I returned last year and bought a home in Orewa. I had it appraised by a estate agent 3 days ago and i'd make $100,000 more than I payed for it a year ago...crazy.

idk senpai, i expect the nzf candidate to get 20-30% here in the Wairarapa but they won't win nationally, probably wont even win the seat here

There is no way winnie can win. We can only hope he gets more seats

yeah m8, just watched the mighty Crusaders secure another victory

We will just have to praise kek and hope that meme magic prevails

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Better than nothing. I'd really like to know what the decision making process is for cunts that would vote for wither of the major parties though...morons.

Because LOTR is real, it happened, middle earth has just sunk under water

America doesn't give a fuck about us user. China would probably use the invasion to make us it's puppet state. The only countries that might genuinely help us are the islands, Australia and the UK.

>people from my city post on here

Suppose I shouldn't be surprised, reasonably big city

I don't know what it is but I always get a strange feeling when I see other Kiwis posting here. Like I'm not the only one that's a complete autist in NZ.

>177 years into new zealand's existence
>winston peters has never been prime minister
ree etc.

It's a small country bro, we're a select few.

>the islands
how do you figure those wogs help us?

High chance it's someone you know, I heard we have 2 degrees of separation (hence where to company gets its name) in NZ, so if you know someone, then they know someone odds are that person knows someone who knows you or some shit, idk something like that, I'm tired

Go to sleep user. You've had a really long day.

Fiji is practically a mercenary nation and the islands have more people here than they do on the actual islands.
Also friendly reminder none of these fucking islanders were here 50 years ago.
I constantly hear people bitching about chinks and poos and rightfully so but don't forget about all the god damn islanders either. They don't belong here

Why does NZ exists ? Aren t you like little australia ? What s the difference between you and the bogans?

What's going on in this thread???

C'mon m8 it's not even 11

Literally everybody in NZ is autistic.
>tfw begrudgingly say howzit mate whenever i see my neighbours even though they know im a shut in neet

>a difference between new zealanders and bogans
na

We have no snakes and none of those giant spiders.

Despair

Swedes deserve all the shit they get. Same as Berlin, Nice, Brussels, Paris and London the other day. I used to have sympathy when there were attacks but now I just think - you let them into your country by the tens of thousands, how did you not think wasn't gonna go well? Same applies to Australia with its feral Lebanese cunts hellbent on staging an attack.

Welcome home bro. And yeah you'll understand we need to learn from Australias mistake by letting in so many muzzies.

>tfw this is true
fug

Welcome Italianfag, We are basically the same as Australia except we use the word "cunt" slightly less, out accent is 50 times sexier and we have Winston Peters.

the pms asleep post winstons

Is that Starbucks?
We only accept good coffee here.

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This.

Look at all the dairy robberies. All commited by Islander 13 year olds. Samoans and Tongans add nothing to our country. Only good for bus driving and factory work. And the All Blacks still would've won everything with only real Kiwis in the team, can do without the islander ring ins.

The police should be allowed the round the fat little cunts up and throw them off a boat out past Great Barrier Island.