OP's gotta go for about 45 minutes to an hour
Lurk here if you want the game to continue when I get back
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autism
Like I said. Finish tomoko. Invade the southernmost region.
actually fuckin cancer
so, on a scale of 1 to planet of the apes, how niggerish am I?
Also take all potato land and spill north if any leftovers
More purple
Defend from blue, spills fill region.
My ID oh yes.
Roses and lollipops and lollipops and roses....
invade the remnant from north and east if invaded withdraw immediately and attack other party
fill region
Anyone hosting another?
my thoughts exactly
Fuck up Forsaken
Idk why OPs start games, knowing that they are slow, and have dinner or whatever to go to
Allies?
When I beat that Corsairs' ass like the lil bitch boi he is I'm commin for you next whitey ass cracka, and I don't care how many asses I have to pop a cap in to get to you honkey ass pussy white boi
looking forward to annihilating you
you wanna go bitch boi I'll fuckin kill your ass and then fuck yo bitch
OP is back lads, working on the next mupdate now.
Alright
MUPDATE #17: OP is a faggot edition
>Sorry for abandoning thread lads
>I'm back
NUCLEAR POWERS
>The Remnant (1 Nuke)
>Swahili Federation (1 Nuke)
>Puppy Pack (1 Nuke)
>Barbary Corsairs (1 Nuke)
keep attacking blue
Can you put down some new uranium deposits?
take the rest of potato clay and spill north with all the leftovers
On it for next turn.
Can't be sure that the remnant will come back. Ergo, finish Tomokos island and spill to the Western Coast of the eastern islands north region.
thanks for coming back op
keep filling region
MUPDATE #18: New Uranium Edition
>Three Uranium Deposits discovered
>Potato Master Race is finally wiped from the Earth
Attack blue.
Race to Uranium
lucky
Chekt
Lad I got skipped. I should have the pink Island and a lil bit more clay.
Blitz the uranium. If Kangz gets uppity about it threaten to nuke him.
rush to uranium
keep attacking blue
take that fucking uranium closest to the swahili federation use any leftovers to race to the other uranium deposit on my island
MUPDATE #19: Turning Point Edition
>The Forsaken manage to pull a nuke right out their ass to save face at the last second
>Puppy Pack in control of Southern Uranium
>Barbs in control of Eastern Uranium
>Kangz in control of Southern Uranium
NUCLEAR POWERS
>The Remnant (1 Nuke)
>Swahili Federation (1 Nuke)
>Puppy Pack (1 Nuke)
>Barbary Corsairs (1 Nuke)
>The Forsaken (1 Nuke)
Capture Uranium closest to me
Fortify the Uranium deposit I have, I don't want anybody stealing muh nukes
Keep invading remnant and forsaken islands and claim the nuke
BTFO the orange from my lands.
Nuke the most eastern uranium. Kaboom.
You fucker you just started a nuclear war
Former slave owner here. It's funny watching the niggers pick cotton and get whipped. But seriously, we can't let this guy get the launch codes.
Nuke the "kangz" Uranium and the rest of the region.
If I can still move then move south west from my deposit. Invade the coon.
The Uranium on the Eastern Continent?
Yes.
My Uranium or orange fags Uranium?
Fucker I should have nuked you instead.
Defend the Uranium
spills finish off that region i was filling before.
okay listen here fucko I may act like a nigger but at least I'm not rude
???? what
what did i say
wrong person, I'm retarded, I meant to reply to
I found it distasteful that you were tying to tell me what I could or could not invade.
Pirates do what ever the fuck they want.
MUPDATE #20: WAR! Edition
>The Forsaken drop a nuclear bomb on the Easternmost Uranium Deposits, belonging to the Barbs
>The Barbs drop a nuclear bomb on the Southernmost Uranium Deposits, belonging to the Kangz
>All out war is sure to follow after this horrific confrontation
NUCLEAR POWERS
>The Remnant (1 Nuke)
>Swahili Federation (1 Nuke)
>Puppy Pack (1 Nuke)
Jokes on you, you wasted your one and only nuke on a meme empire that doesn't even have nuclear capabilities while the forsaken just nuked your uranium out of the blue :^)
INVADE FORESAKEN. TOTAL WAR.
im plus 3 now
defend uranium
spills to start filling region south of the one i just filled
Can we get an Ice Age?
Take Barbary clay that's right next to me
Hey Swahili, you wanna fight Barbary with me? he just nuked you
Alright. Coons gotta die now. Invade the peninsula
INVADE KANGZ THROUGH THE REMNANT
Map's improved, glad to see it.
Place me on the western coast of the Eastern continent
Do you want to make the trade now?
I would go up by 4 points but you'd go up by 6.
take the last of the remnant and forsaken islands
Can you not fight me this time?
How about a NAP from the start?
I saved that map. What color were you then?
No I'm Carthage from last gem
Ah yes, barbaric as usual
Maybe we can unite our barbarism this time around. But I will need the northwest island.
I'd only accept that exchange for an alliance once remnant is wiped out (former ally but went afk).
Or else I will be landlocked and forced to go eastwards.
Attack orange.
It's not a big deal for me.
I guaranteed the remnant the western portion of the continent. I can proclaim the same guarantee for you. Assuming you accept the alliance proposal.
god damn everybody that could have helped me conveniently left
Guess I'm gonna have to fight this war on my own
MUPDATE #21: Puppy Power Edition
>Puppy Pack become first nation to acquire 2 nuclear devices
>German Reich finds nuclear device hidden on an island they've captured from the Remnant
>Kangz are about to get BTFO back to the stone age
NUCLEAR POWERS
>Puppy Pack (2 Nukes)
>28th German Reich (1 Nuke)
>Swahili Federation (1 Nuke)
Expand in my region
keep filling that southern region on my continent
Attack blue.
Push back against the Barbary
Puppy Pack, are you up for an alliance with me, The Germans are probably coming for you next if they and Barbary beat me
Attack Forsaken.
The greatest joy one can feel is that of lynching a coon. I want to keep feeling this joy. Hang up some more of the uppity kangz.
Cede whitey the northwest island in my procession in exchange for a NAP and later alliance.
invade the Barbary corsairs, retake middle island and invade from the north, drop nuke on kangz empire top border
WARRRR
And by northwest I mean northeast. Pls don't cede him my capital.
Invade purple
Roses and lollipops...
You realize you have to skip a turn right? Having a nap and all?
YES
your nap is with the neanderthals
who's the stupid nigger now
Your home island?
I haven't made a NAP with you yet.
Nono the one to the east of that.
I got my compass shit wrong in my head.
Your next turn will be skipped.
probs a good idea cause im invading you next
No doubt.
I need the T bonus for my region, so I will have to roll for your T. I guess a NAP still works if it's understood I will take it. NAP?
MUPDATE #22: There are two players trying to be Lollipops & Roses, gtfo whoever you are edition
>Germans drop the bomb on Kangz and Barbs, invade Barbs territory on the Central Island
NUCLEAR POWERS:
>Puppy Pack (2 Nukes)
>Swahili Federation (1 Nuke)
Attack blue.
fill region west of me
Expand northeastwards from that island.
escape into Swahili territory, I gotta go before Barbary fucks my ass
Invade the northern islands
You're going to do the same bullshit you did last game aren't you?
Finish reclaiming central Island and invade the west Island from the north and central