〜Axis thread〜

come here former-Axis powers

not welcome:Allies cucks

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>tfw VW Fiat merger would be more effective than any German-Italian alliance thus far

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Whoever made this is retarded
>Turkey
>Spain
>axis
>excludes countries like Croatia, Vichy France and Slovakia which were actually in the axis

this thread is not Asian thread.
pls leave desu.

>Posting volkswagen and lamborgini in different countries
>not knowing volkswagen owns lamborgini, porsche, bugatti, bentley, audi, seat and skoda

>not
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>not
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>not
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kekkedikekkek

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Surely you're joking, friend. Asians of all stripes can feel welcome in this diverse place.

I guess they traded in their axis for axels

please clap

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>take advantage of american lack of tariffs while having your own tariffs on american goods
>think you're special
sasuga

>Germany
>Italy
>Good cars
Good status symbols, maybe.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HoCTRJo1Qz8

How do you feel?

Are you saying you want some niggers airdropped on you now?

>Opel
Owned by GM since before WW2. Now owned by the French.
>Porsche
>Volkswagen
>Audi
>Lamborghini
Owned by VAG, which is owned by the Austrian Porsche family.
>Ferrari
>Alfa
>Maserati
Owned by FCA which is Dutch/American.

Spanish dictatorship were stablished with total help from both Germany and Italy and weren't in the war 100% helping the axis cause we just came from a HUGE civil war.

The Spaniard Batallion in the SS was one of the most respected by the krauts. Hitler even came by to ask for more support and Franco had to say no.

I'm not a nazi supporter at all (almost libertarian here) but can't deny which side Spain were.

Why exactly would Hitler leave Ireland alone?

Do you have a toyota?

if say yes,you can post in this thread.

tfw your country fought on the wrong side of the war

Probably he said that they are not worth to annex because they're irish?

Nope.

America need nuked twice.

Yeah just conquer the whole world but leave a island close by full of people completely ideologically different to you who had thousands of Allied sympathisers who fought against you.

Leaving the potatoes alone would have been silly, they would have helped any resistance in the UK even if they did get NI back.

But... you know they weren't always owned like they are today and the Italians blah blah blah great cars back then...etc etc etc.

its funny because all these car companies will bleed out when the model 3 hits the roads. Just like with the iphone and cellphone companies like nokia

I don't think NI would've been given back in any situation so probably the irish said fuck you and joined the Axis.
Who knows?

>says increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this month

>believing electric cars are sustainable, ever
>believing the electricity requirements are sustainable, ever
>beliaving our grid can even take that demand
>believing it's not just a jew scam
Just buy a petrol shitbox and move on untill hydrogen is a thing.

fuck spain you remained neutral after all italy did to help during the revolution

>tips sustainable farmed bean mocha latte

Hello Japan! We love you ^_^

>welcome: losers

>not welcome: victorious nations

i never liked you, germany

Hello guys.
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Get out allied niggers, this is axis thread!

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>riced nation
>victorious

Erm we welcome here? We did our part and for our reasons and kind of fought them Germans in the end but its the thought that matters right?

Yeah i gues you'r ok finland, you declared war on us at the end but meh, we where screwed anyways.......

German cars are obviously elite to the extent that you can buy them new, and pay for the perfection when the perfection isn't so perfect.

Italian cars are lottery hitting newfag wet dreams except for Ferrari, that is classic and exotic, and perform. Lamo just now caught up to that standard. As a whole fuck Italian cars.

Japan express cars are more Murican than Jap, Mazda is made in Ford factories... you fag.

Yeah, also we're sorry for the end.
Our king screwed us out by backing the commies and killed the ones who were against it.

gtfo allied cuck, if not for you'r aiding of CCCP we would of won eastern front and Latvia would of not been occupied by CCCP, you doomed us, FUCK YOU!

Yay, and yeah sorry about that war thing, but you know how it goes. You manage to get a peace with the Soviet Union as all fall apart and need to be seen to put some effort into things so they wont annex you and send you all to gulags.

nah it's ok, by the 1945 it was just a matter of time.

wtf Kwomingtang in facist league??? o_0

Where is Latvia?

Like they did to us after war?

>American education
North east europe, also we lost more people in ww2 then you and french did, but you cucks are more butthurt about it.............

It's funny because I'm biggest cities aren't our capital.

>also we lost more people in ww2 then you and french did

congrats at sucking at war and things.

I'm = our

Two nukes weren't enough

>axis powers

Checkout out this Romanian horse power

>axis powers

Superior Japanese scientist

>It's funny because I'm biggest cities aren't our capital.
Yeah i am kinda surprised about it, why isn't you'r capital NY or something?
>congrats at sucking at war and things.
We didn't cuck at it, we killed hundreds of thousands of russians before they managed to occupy us.And of corse comunism destroyed our economy, before that we where rich state....
But we have allmoast recovered by now, soon will reach Italy again.

>axis powers

German engineered recycling system

I'm fucking with you Latvia... thanks for your contribution.

>axis powers

Italian ingenuity and creativity invent sleeping outside

Yeah, more or less. Was a damn good thing we were in position strategically and historically where it was better to just make peace with us than crush us.

What happened in those countries which fell under full control could easily have happened up here if Finland was not seen as compliant and socialistic with Soviets but still balanced and capitalistic to the US. It was few bullet which we dodged there a BIG ONES!

But yea, a lot of people in Finland fail to see nowdays how close it was that Finns would have been up there in Siberia with you.

>Nerherlands

those tits.

Oh hey I was there at that titty bar in Deus Ex

Tell this to your leaders.

America has won the war on firepower, it's all about cumputers now and population manipulation now. Who can meme the best, who can write code the bes.

When things crumble, you will be a star on my flag though.

evening lads sorry about deValera we tried to help a little bit

Love you to ameribro

> Netherlands still standing as a country
Nah

Anglo > Aryan

Hello :)

>you will be a star on my flag though.
We allready are, NATO has turned baltic states into military base.

>Opel, Alfa, Mazda, Nissan, Suzuki

literally shit tier vehicles.

no

They couldnt make best tanks so they downgraded to cars instead

>axis didn't lose
>but they surrendered unconditionally, got nuked, got partitioned, got occupied for sixty years and today spend all their time sucking cock because they're pacifist cucks

M'kay.

Oh it's in Latvian
Translation:Goverment whants to stop aresting american soldiers that have done any crime in Latvian teritory.

>"""""Australian""""" """""Vehicle""""" """"manufacturers"""""

>They couldnt make best tanks so they downgraded to cars instead
What are you talking about?
T34 was no where near the quality of Panther and tiger, and leopard.

iktfb

>Translation:Goverment whants to stop aresting american soldiers that have done any crime in Latvian teritory.

That's bullshit, everyone should be held to result of their actions. I appreciate your country be lax on Muricans because "Murica fuk yea," but arrest those niggers.

I presume it's talking about Wang Jing-wei's regime

Ye those were so good they couldnt produce them nearly as fast and their maintenance was so hard they were breaking all the time
No to say it took them up to 1944 to understand that sloped armour is simply superiour to their stupid box shapes
ANd all of that against tanks that were developed a decade earlier

>> Jap cars "rice bowls"
>> good
Uncle Sam, nuke them again.

KLEKNI LEZI KLEKNI LEZI TUKU MITRALJEZI
10.4. AJMO HRVATSKA DAN DRŽAVNOSTI USKORO
NDH
NDH
NDH

I think one american soldier raped 15 years old girl here (he was a nigger) we arrested him of corse.

>overpriced, unreliable penis extension
>good
yeah nah

Germans would of beated you if they could of produced them in the same qantities as you could, but enternal anglo bombed the shit out of there factories.

Question to thread:

Honestly, how does it feel to know the U.S. is by far the most powerful nation to ever be seen by history? If we were as militaristic as nations past, you'd be American. We have conquered style, language, and war (from my perspective)... as another nation, how does that effect your views?

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what do you think of our current billboard topper?

that's fucking disgusting, America didn't just America by being niggers. I hope your government holds us to our own values.

Are you really defending jap cars?
you drive fucking subarus and UTEs your opinion is worth jackshit roo.

>Honestly, how does it feel to know the U.S. is by far the most powerful nation to ever be seen by history?
You guys are superpoer only for the secound half of 20th century and early 21st century, be superpower as long as romans where then we talk.Also brits where moast powerfull nation before you.

>what do you think of our current billboard topper?
just kill me already senpai

Dacia is the best car brand reeeeEEEE

Stop jelly.
ur opinion doesn't matter.

quantity over quality amirite

>t. fag who buys a car for the brand
Japan makes the best cars.

They couldnt produce them because their tanks were overengineered shit like everything they do
And they wouldnt win even if anglos were on their side
We are simply stronger than all of europe combined, thats why you need murka in your cute little alliance to keep you safe
Not that it will help you

Didn't you lose becouse of that?

The factors that allowed the Romans to be a superpower aren't as tedious, nowhere near what current time dictate, that is, it's harder to be a super power now than then.

Shut you're American ass up, fucking letting Shuck and Jive take over music.