Dress like a white man

Dress like a white man

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But I'm not a faggot.

Pic related is how men dress.

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Why do you keep making these threads

>putting your shirt in your pants
But your fuck goes in there.

I do.

What the fuck is that?

hair club for men

That's how teenagers dress, 30 years ago.

Rate my crew

>Oversized striped polo
>light blue bootcut jeans
>new balance
forehead club

Khakis and a polo shirt, everyday, all circumstances.

Semi males

post more of steve carrel, jim carry, and adam sandler

i'm embarrassed for you

REMINDER.

>that cheeky Dylan

The fuck is wrong with his neck?

giraffe/10

>dress like a white man

That's photoshopped right? Right??

Exactly. They're now obviously > 40 years old, so they're men dressed like that.

The neck on 5 can't be real.

>Billy Brontasaurus in the middle
Kek'd hard

third guy with beard would look ok if he wasnt a fucking manlet

Teenagers 30 years ago? It's literally just jeans plus a normal t-shirt you fucking faggot.

everyone who dresses like that is fucking boring

Yes Chelsea it's photoshopped

And a gay leather jacket.

Teenagers, slobs. Who cares? It's still degenerate.

Men take pride in their appearance.

It may come as a surprise to you: people aren't put on this earth to entertain you, you massive faggot.

What should I wear if I weight 300lb?

A burlap sack

kek

Goys will do what goys are told

>Men take pride in their appearance.

Show us what you look like.

Oh look who went out of his Man cave office!

user, say hello to our executives!

If you watched the movie you'd know that scene is about how shitty he dresses.

Also, I do dress like a white man (according to op)

Problem is I am not white (according to Sup Forums)

Deoderant

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Half of this crowd looks like they're wearing those glue on quiff toupees

Mariano is a sexy man

>Pastel on pastel

Yea you sure aren't

>unironic bucket hat
>spare tire around #4
>MUH DRAPEZ N MUH STAX
4/23 looks like a fag orgy

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giraffedude

Bourgois preppy faggots trying to act rich. Same way why so much Americans plays golf. You are desperate to act in a way you percieve how upper class acts hoping that it will magically transform you into one of them.

never met anyone who dresses like this who wasn't an absolutely intolerable piece of shit

leave the suburbs, faggots.

>All white people, classes and cultures emanate from a single New England-based fraternity/yacht club: the thread

Nope. Just don't dress in clunky $300 basketball sneakers of Asian slave labor, like some dumb, consumerist nigger.

Does nobody have the pic of the big guy bane CIA guys standing in front of that building?

Neither are pastel

>tfw I'm a broke college student

is that Dylan Roof at the end?

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When you see a "man" with hobo clothes, filthy as fuck, long hair, unshaven - you can assume many things about him. The fact that haf of this board doesnt know how to pretend to be a chad is so very sad. A nice haircut, creased pants, being white, and a smile gets you far in life.

Just go to Canada's goodwill / family thrift shops or resale shops. I bought every dress shirt for my suits from the same Mexican thrift shops. They're all PR / CK / HB etc.

Don't dress like a "my dad's gonna sue you" yotboi, though. OP is a fag.

That, my friend, is the NPI conference of the alt-right.

These mongrels are the ones who are going to save the white race apparently.

ok but steve carrel looks unironically great here

>accordion noises intensify

I'm straight but, yeah, I totally would.

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fuck this queer eye for the straight guy esquire middle management LARPing as wolf of wall street bullshit

Crusty Satanic Degenerate Filth Sup Forums reporting in.

Dressing like a man is wonderful, but if you do it all the time it loses impact. Dress like a retarded slob one day and wear a suit the next. Let them figure it out.

If you don't spend 20 hours a day sewing obscure black metal patches then you aren't a true capitalist.

I've generally dressed like this right around since graduating high school.

After thinking it over however, you're right.
I'm going become interesting, by becoming a gagdamn walking billboard. Every day, no matter the social occasion. I imagine it will increase my interesting by a great deal.

I never said I was a man ;)~~~

I dress like OP pic for work, you telling me I'm supposed to walk around like that on a weekend?

Wearing shorts when you are not going to exercise or in the beach makes you look like a kid, wearing white pants is a fag sing, and wearing white shorts is cosplaying as a fag child.

big guy

this. the fags that dress like this (without having a need) sit around having panic attacks wondering if everyone around them thinks they are /fa/ enough

Agreed. OP just began greek life or is lower-middle class at best, and larping.

Speaking of which, are prep boys just upper-crust skinheads, larping as their dads, while failing to live up to their ideals and accomplishments?

>tfw realizing I dress white

No wonder my few asian friends call me a twinkie after work.

Fucking niggers.

We do in the northeast

i do thank you

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a noose

Nobody noticed dylan roof

This is how my friends and brother dressed in the mid 90s

get lost

i dress like decaprio from the departed.

$200 timberlands and all. except i wear a White Sox (flex-fit non-nigger) hat instead of a boston one

get on my level

Just gave bm another try, after having written it off years ago. wtf, i love varg now

The metal scene here is cancerous af, and overlaps with the disgruntled grocery store bagboy anti-fa marxist punk scene. It's basically be goth or be normie, with a side-quest of being a hipster wigger.

kill yourself slope

when i went to Germany for a school trip everyone and their grandpa was wearing pants like these
Do you guys still dress like this?

>black metal patches
>literally not one trve band patch on that degenerate subhuman denim vest

>hey Jim

>Yeah bob?

>Do you have any of those old things we used to put files in?

>Yeah, how many do you need?

>all of them?

i kind of know this feel, i look like a gross hobo, people are always surprised to learn about my political leanings.
just because i'm personally a failure and a degenerate doesn't mean i don't believe in meritocracy and a certain lifestyle as an ideal to strive for in general

I think you wondered into Love Parade, by mistake. Or your "trip" was in 1997.

>tfw hapa
>tfw no slopey eyes

hahahahaha

Post dem tracks, my niggvr

>contracting
>fell the eyes on you, as you walk into Starcucks, covered in paint sanding and caulking stains
Fuck 'em

Aw, yer a cutie ;) Can we be friends?

The metal scene is cancerous as fuck everywhere, no shit. What are you doing, looking for a group to join? Fuck the rest of the metal community.