>no user please don't rape me
What do?
>no user please don't rape me
What do?
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eat her ass like slurping jelly from a bowl
If I were a rapist I could do better.
>you wish, dumb cunt.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
this makes me frown
braap
>what are you doing in my house?
Rapists don't rape people based on looks, it's a power thing.
Not do.
>that's my line
This isn't photoshopped?
Why haven't you fixed this issue of stinky pussy yet there schumer
I would sage her thread, hide it and go searching for the thread that is being slid
If I had to rape someone, it wouldn't be amy schumer
>Implying most men have the power to take down that tank of a woman
>when it doubt, whip it out.
she obviously isn't too choosy about what she puts in her mouth
yes it is
you should see her without those touch ups
real Ripley's believe it or not tier shit
Don't worry wasn't planning on it
My 73 year old grandmother who is basically a ballsack with a white perm full face grimaced in the theater today when she saw that trailer for snatched.
She had THREE fat folds in her bikini clad stomach and nana was not having a fucking bit of it.
wake up and realize it was just a really bad nightmare
I suppose it would display considerable power to rape that defensive lineman OP posted
fpgtfo
Rape you? Now why would I want to do that?
Is amy shumer supossed to be like the heavy weapons guy? i can sort of picture that
I'm not sure I have the willpower to handle that thing.
Women like this are why so many men have gone gay for boipussi.
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
Not even with a stolen dick jewess
Does this fat whore have nudes yet
It takes a lot of power to take down a Colossus
Not on your life, pig
wasnt planning on it
but i will woo you, impregnate you consensually, and then collect child support
Jynx, you owe me a soda!
Based Gran
KEK
"Yeah right cunt!" as loud as possible b4 rape charges
180
Is this shopped?
God damn she is fatter than I thought, fucking pig
Newfag or bait.
I wouldn't rape you if the future of our species depended on it. If we were stuck on a stranded island together, I'd sooner fuck some fish. I'd sooner catch and raise my own fish harem than even think of raping you, not even if you were the last thing that called itself female on the planet.
have fun with "smells like a goat" pussy
she said that about it btw
i believe here
she was the real joke
A-are you ok user?
I wouldnt even rape you
Tempting, I never had a 2some before.
I remember seeing her show on TV. It had some great moments. So when my GF wanted to see her live, we did. Biggest piece of garbage I've ever seen. Didn't laugh or smirk once. If anything I cringed at how hard she tried.
Then I found out that all of her success is due to a particular writer on her show who actually was funny. But she is not.
>don't rape her
don't rape. put in gas chamber instead
Don't rape her because she couldn't even get me hard.
>Sell her blubber to candlemakers
>Become millionaire overnight.
dont worry, no one will
You WISH this was shooped...
The things we traded away to get into this timeline... I ask you, was it worth it?
I recently converted to Islam and pork is haram so no thx
Young Thug?
She recycles her jokes, about 5 years ago I saw her do the routine about how her vagina smells like a barnyard animal and I instantly changed the channel because it's not funny, it's just disgusting.
I can maybe see that joke being delivered correctly if the woman was drop dead gorgeous and said it with actual irony but this fat cow is just telling the truth.
ok but what iff... Amy raped YOU
You got it dude.
I'd get that head of yours checked brah
And sucked, by the schuminator.
pic related.
Ok, I won't.
keek
That's some well seasoned pasta.
with her big fat smelly penis!
wew lad
I want to do the same thing to Hillary.
>What do?
excommunicate whomever invited me to this event and leave as quickly as possible
Digits confirm it.
Amy Schumer has a penis. Get the rumor mill turning lads.
No problem, Amy is like garlic to a vampire for an erection.
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Everyone point and laugh
>What do?
>complaining about proportions
>posts shitty anime
Your grandmother lost most of her body fat due to age and is now jealous that she sees virility in a younger woman and is expressing her jealousy with disgust
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>smells goat like
You know what goats mean don't you? Is this why the red dragon is in the sky near a pussy?
This
Holy fuck that is good.
kek
Your pussy smells like a pig pen. I think I'll pass. I think I'll pass.
Implying I could rape that brute.
I'd be afraid of being raped by it.
>three humans appear in this picture set
>all american
>every single one is fat/obese
Kek
>>no user please don't rape me
>raping this
That's fantastic.
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Are you a woman because that statement is bullshit.
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Ok expert
vomit at the thought
I don't rape; I have value as a person.
And I'm not attracted to psycho SJW cattle with blood type: eclair paste.
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>Rapists don't rape people based on looks, it's a power thing.
Refusal to wear hijabs was how the organized child rape gangs of Rotherham chose their victims.
And it is still going on, thanks to you, British feminists.
whoa nelly
her pussy smells barnyard animal, would not do.
beat me to it.
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Newfags lurk moar
She'd die first from taking the stairs to my place... or the floor would collapse underneath her... or the super would call animal control - no livestock allowed in the building.
and I have the power to resist raping....that.
W-whats that s-smell? *throws up violently*