Dear Hans, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my votes, my deals, and my article 50 at the bottom
I sent two letters back in June, You musn't have got'em
There probably was a problem at the customs union or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Hans how's your country?
My country's leaving now, we're about to have freedom
There's only one union that matters, guess what we call it?
the united kingdom
I read about your buddy Sweden, too, I'm sorry, Not everyday you leave your house to go to Mogadishu
I know you probably hear this everyday, but you're a massive cuck
We're not paying your bills because we just don't give a fuck
I got a room full of your debts and your bitches Hans
I don't like that shit you do with Coke, mate, You really let Pajeet shit in your cans?
Anyways, I hope you get this Hans, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, you little gay
This is May
Dear Hans, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
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Inb4 butthurt sausageniggers.
Germans can't talk shit until they pay their denbts
Needs guitar accompaniment, well done though
Hans BTFO
permanently
Vocaroo! Vocaroo! Vocaroo!
Make a fucking music vid
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My Koenigsbacher gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but the UK's picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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Good luck Britain.
On prosperous relationships for both of our countries.
Why is her nose so hooked?
kek
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I'm quite sad actually. Why do we always have to fight, Jerry?
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Because (((It's))) a globalist, and it's pressured to get us out of the EU hence why It's on the verge of killing itself with a gun it found in a knife bin.
Doesn't matter how much you meme it kraut, it won't become true.
Your sick little pseudo empire is slowly falling apart.
Have fun accommodating wave after wave of Muslims and Africans until the only place people speak German is the retirement home.
Holy shit 10/10
Because the Eternal Hun must be stopped before he destroys the mainland for a third time.
G*RMANS BTFO FOREVER.
mate that's just perfect
>Not editing out the top line
You can do better.
Because Germans seem not to be able to do moderation.
Either they go so nationalist that they destroy themselves and everyone around them, or they go so suicidally cucked that they destroy themselves and everyone around them.
They're a sick people full stop.
Holy shit that was good,since when do Bongs have this quality shitposting?
We invented banter. The Australians might have refined it, perfected it, but we still created it.
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Invoke Article 50"
This will be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, Funny isnt it?
I know you got my last 23 emails, I emailed 'em perfect
So this is my dick I'm sending you, I hope you blow it!
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 25 on the golf course
Hey Hans, I drank 2inches of vodka
You dare me to Brexit!?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night Sweeden Editions"
About that white guy who could a saved all of Europe and white people from a Islamic Muslim horde, But didn't! know I'm drowning and getting rapped and beat On! then Hitler saw it all, then failed because he didn't have pol/
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued the west from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a border wall or a law
I hope you know I rallied all for our pictures on the wall!
I love you Hans, we could a been together!!!, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and your being attacked and scream about it!
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without pol/
See Hans, shut up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Hans, pol/ is screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit my throat, I just armed up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if they live, they'll suffer more!, and then Germany will die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out? I'm all the way out in far-loop
Noice