ITT: Post your country's rightful clay

ITT: Post your country's rightful clay

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If the Hungarians wanted their rightful clay back from the gypsies I'd be willing to help them too

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I'm so sorry Fritz :(

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The world.

Sure thing dad

Nice try, slave.

>australia belongs to monaco

You forgot Bouvet island.

Quiet or we'll stop paying your defense budget

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Den er der

>scaring a hedgehog with naked arse

What the hell is that expression supposed to even mean?
Do you guys have issues with hedgehogs getting lodged in human butts?

What are you doing itt? You have no rightful clay anywhere.

Must be a yid thing.

Why do so many Scandi countries care about owning Greenland?

Isn't it a drain on the Danish economy?

plus there's only like 5 people who live there

Being roman n' shit the whole western world.

>Spain has 2nd ammendment now
I prefer being ruled by americans than by britbongs who get arrested for wielding a spoon.

Everything in Red is Rightful American Clay.

whole world should be divided amongst north-west EU nations.

The rest of the world is failing to hard at everything to even be considered having the right to rule or have influence.

Just be ready to be confused with Mexicans

Spanish Inquisition when!?!? Am i supposed to expect it?

This is about right.

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Right now

Fug
Didn't expect that

Stop calling it """"""""clay"""""""" you fucking sperg

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Oil.

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>Island
>faer oer
>hjaltland
>groenland
>ikke dansk jord
???
du er Dansker min bjerg abe ven

I accept the deal

DANSKE JÆVLER DRA VEKK DU STJAL JORDEN VÅR VRÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

this

F for those who fell

You are my rightful little clay you silly.

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> Jackie Chan (((disputed)))
Every time

And what about the actual country, don't you have a claim to that?

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New Zealand is obvious Australian clay,
Our Antarctica claims are legit (Fuck France)
Papua New Guinea used to be under Australian Control for 30 years and should rightfully be given back again
to civilize the tribal savages niggers there

Vanuatu and Fiji are also rightful Australian clay. As is east timor and Bali.

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yeah but there are only one China in the world

I thought Greenland belongs to the danes

Newfies are too friendly to be Norwegians. They're the opposite of autistic.

Everything in gray rightfully belongs to the American Empire.

Yehesss the boys every big fella knows this, Australia Empire when?

>tfw strongest country in Oceania
feels good desu

Fucking imperialist opressor bastards took it from us, WE found it WE owned it WE civilised the Eskimos.

AYO HARR AP
>*Gets intoxicated by the polluted air*
HARR AP
>*Eats a dog alive*
ARR YOU SAYING
>*Runs over a 5 year old 10 times*
WI WAS KINGS
>*Dies in an industrial accident*

Just some small islands and non countries

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IMPERIUM HELVETICA

Perks of Total Naval Domination. You can have your land, but you can't leave it without our permission.

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Incoming rightful clay

>vi
>du mener boern af DANMARK

Hold me close user, truly 1815-1914 was the greatest, peaceful, most pleasant time in human history because we are the most gifted at governing, freedom loving race in history.

>WE civilised the Eskimos.
Top fucking kek

No one can dispute this

For the Commonwealth!

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But what about the Franco-Prussian autistic screeching?

>Norway wants literally useless impoverished clay

Canada would probably pay you to take over the Maritimes

wi wuz Quangz

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There's no room like that so close to tower bridge . Fake and gay.

Minerals. Nature is basically Norway (minus trees) also territorial pissing of Scandinavia. Also, UN. No matter how lazy we are, we're not drain, if it were Denmark would've sold us already for the US for $100 mil.

Europe is ours kek

The territory in modern day Mexico was the intended amount of territory that President Polk wanted negotiated, but never was.

President Polk also wanted to annex Cuba, and America did ultimately acquire Cuba in the Spanish-American War.

America tried to buy Greenland after WW2 but Denmark refused for some odd reason. America would use it for military purposes and Denmark literally does nothing with it.

The US has always wanted to annex Canada. Even the founding fathers wanted to incorporate Canadian provinces, specifically Quebec. War Plan Red was a strategy developed in the 20s and 30s to invade and take over Canada and is a strategy that could still apply today.

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Heck off lad you're just jealous

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I swear this meme grows every day.

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>Denmark literally does nothing with it.
Glad to see the Mighty Danes are doing something right, since you think that ;)

The dream.

Fuck you, Flandes...

This

L E B E N S R A U M

what we own, shown in grey

If only Louis XVI would have been a better king,
>there would have been no revolution
>France would have been a glorious empire
>The new world would have been ours

Instead the fucker was an inbred autistic retard with phimosis who couldn't fuck his given Austrian bride. He managed France poorly (basically let other powers take control and start the revolution) and was more interested in mechanics (he gave the design idea of the blade that killed him)

why is the sea white? it should be grey

A N S C H L U S S

sea is light grey

muh fratre

Obligatory

Romanian rightful clay, make no mistake. You will all eventually russender when the roman empires rises again

was gonna post this

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Jämtland belongs to you aswell.

Countries with historical Portuguese territories

Hy вoт взял и выдaл ceбя. Кoлиcь, oткyдa?

the fuck is saint kitts and nevis