CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2235

Rouble has gone bonkers, can you deal with him?

USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB, Oil - $47
USA minimum wage - 8$ per hour/1280$ per month
Gabon minimum wage - 1.84$ per hour/325$ per month
Russia minimum wage - 0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

Why are we here? We are here because posting on 2ch.hk (russian Sup Forums) is no longer safe: bigstory.ap.org/article/0274242811894097a9d79f789002aab0/dozens-russia-imprisoned-social-media-likes-reposts

This general is about the social life and economics of modern Russia. You can ask about Russia here, you will get honest answers.
For russians: we encourage you to use english, despite how bad it might be.
For non-russians: Sup Forums changes some cyrillic letters to latin ones for some reason, rendering google translate useless. You might want to use yandex or start learning russian.

What are we doing here? Some of the people here are traders on stock markets. That's why there are all these graphics, charts, prices and shit. Some people are trying to predict how things will go in the future.

Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en

We're still fighting back from kremlin bots, force them to sit on bottles, make bets with our anuses, predict stock rates. With more than 2200 threads of wasted budgets, thousands of chart candles, and hundreds of stable deposits now in the past, we are: finding out where jew reptilians are hiding, why everybody sucked dick, except for us, how to lose 15 years of oil income in JUST one year, how to drop your spaghettos in front of the entire world in such a way that everyone thinks it's part of your ingenious masterplan, how to lose everything and not lose yourself in this hard time of troubles.

Other urls found in this thread:

nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party
obr2ch.github.io/
pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference
naans-media.ru
bloomberg.com/energy/
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF
zenrus.ru/
stocktime.ru/
worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45
meduza.io/en
veteranstoday.com/2016/08/17/vladimir-putin-to-george-soros-thank-god-we-kicked-you-out-of-russia/
rt.com/politics/323919-soros-foundation-recognized-as-undesirable/
scmp.com/news/china/economy/article/1906325/how-beijing-and-hong-kong-sent-billionaire-george-soros-packing
neonnettle.com/news/1814-hungary-announces-plans-to-ban-all-george-soros-organisations
rt.com/news/374241-stop-operation-soros-movement-macedonia/
zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-26/jc-collins-canada-must-ban-george-soros-foundations-now
investmentwatchblog.com/is-soros-funding-an-agitprop-protest-movement-to-destabilize-polands-new-democratically-elected-government/
bbc.com/news/world-europe-38593509
cbr.ru/
youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Internet_Defense_Force
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Earnest_Voice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correct_the_Record
russia-insider.com/en/ready-anything-russia-develops-alternative-international-banking-system/ri19318
youtube.com/watch?v=f1G2ct8hTm0&t=249s
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

We used to laugh about zero economic growth - looking back we see that was a good thing. According to a new law the FSB is now allowed to shoot civilians (including kids and women). The president has gotten one of his personal buddies to form a National Guard, consisting of Kadyrovtsy. The Ostankino Broadcasting center has been surrounded by barbwire, just in case.
The russian peoples are overflowing with debts and cannot even pay a single % for them, there's not enough monies in the budget, inflation is at 15%. The Baikal region has been rented to chinks. You can go to prison for partaking in three unsanctioned public protests. FSB puts everyone who buys more than $300 on a watch list. You can go to prison for posting the "wrong" thing, and even for reposting it on social media. People are advised to starve for the sake of Putin's government. Rublovka residents are moving out to London. Bread is, once again, made out of animal food grains. People are getting fired en masse, and salaries are being delayed. There are charges for treason. There is a third trial against Khodorovsky. The government is preparing to enact measures to restrict people from buying foreign currency. The government is trying to control the internet by constructing a copy of the Great Firewall of China in Russia. Expect thought crime to be a thing soon.

Gather up your popcorn, coffee, tea. alcohol, medicaments, weapons and painkillers, folks. Start stocking up supplies if you failed to get out of the country in time. The show is going to be long and unforgettable

We've learnt for the past two years that our taxes grew up, cheap foods and cheap meds are DONE WITH, hypermarkets have switched over to low quality cancerous shit from China, direct food import is DONE WITH, factories are DONE WITH - VneshpromBank - DONE, Turkey & Egypt - DONE, travel companies - DONE, BashOil - DONE, South Stream - DONE, Turkish Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream - DONE, Nothern Stream 2 - DONE, FNB has been given over to banks, Retailers - DONE, Mistrals - DONE, Roskosmos - DONE, Danone factories in Russia - DONE, export - DONE, diplomatic friendship with the UK - DONE, Enegrosbyt/TNS- Energy - DONE, Rosnano - DONE, UVZ - DONE, steel export - DONE, marussia - DONE, VAZ - DONE, Siberian icecream sticks - DONE, GLONASS - DONE, Syria - DONE, RBC - DONE, FNB - DONE.

>he thinks russia will collapse because of this
Hahaha, Russia isnt like western countries, russia won't collapse, Putin will win the next election by a landslide, Russians will get poorer but won't starve
Its just gonna cause a even more polarised world with russians blaming the west for the hardships, making them rally around the strong man putin even more

Our lovely general is being constantly attacked by kremlin bots 24/7. Who are they?

The government created a special cyber unit to defend their positions and reputation on the internet. All media resources, after gaining a certain amount of attention on the web, are added to a watch list, and flooded with kremlinbots soon after. Their ultimate goal is to confuse your mind and trick your emotions.

How can you detect kremlinbots?
Unfortunately, you need some personal experience from facing them. But their main red flags are: high aggressiveness, general stupidity, wide use of propaganda cliches such as: yurop is on the verge of societal collapse, the USA is on the verge of economic collapse, muh massive shootouts in the US, muh refugees in Europe, muh radical LGBT madness everywhere in the world, everything you've been told and taught is a lie, RussiaToday is the sole credible news outlet, Putin is a good boy he dindu nuffin, and so on and so forth. Their most beloved tactics are: whataboutisms, blatant ad-hominem, avoiding the subject, appeal to emotion instead of logic, shifting the argument. Their methods are effective only against inexperienced opponents. Another obvious sign of kremlin-bot: posting pics of the ex-ukrainian prosecutor who have broke oath (traitor) to Ukraine, silly kremlin-bots also calling her mummy.

Read more here:
nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolls_from_Olgino

Chinese example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

>CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD

Srsly tho,
Russia has gone through a hell of alot worse before and it can take a hell of alot worse, russians are used to being piss poor, espically when they have someone to blame, west is just making russia hate them more

why did you hack my election Ivan?

Archive
obr2ch.github.io/ - The interactive archive of previous threads. A graph showing the correlation between the frequency of threads and the currency exchange rate
[1-2234] pastebin.com/J0HQ0ua1

Цeнa нa ЖИЖУ (oil prices):
forexpf.ru/chart/brent/
theice.com/products/219/Brent-Crude-Futures/data
neste.com/en/corporate-info/investors/market-data/urals-brent-price-difference - The difference between URALS and BRETN!
naans-media.ru - Prices for Urals in roubles.
For energy: bloomberg.com/energy/

GCR:
valuta.investfunds.ru/indicators/view/220/
cbr.ru/hd_base/default.aspx?PrtId=mrrf_7d
cbr.ru/statistics/print.aspx?file=credit_statistics/iip_ira_15.htm&pid=svs&sid=mipzrRF - cтpyктypa ЗBP

Currency, exchange rates and indexes:
Russian Zen - zenrus.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм и eщё мнoгo вcякoгo - stocktime.ru/
Биpжи вceгo миpa пo чacaм: worldtimezone.com/markets24.php
USD/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/USD000UTSTOM/CETS
EUR/RUB нa MMBБ: moex.com/ru/issue/EUR_RUB__TOM/CETS
output.jsbin.com/genuwe/quiet - Very useful realtime from TradingView. B зaгoлoвкe aвтooбнoвляeмый кypc (дaбы мoнитopить пo вклaдкe в фoнe).
ru.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=MOEX:USDRUB_TOM - Tyт тaкжe yдoбнo нaблюдaть cкaчки oбeзyмeвшeгo к дoллapy

Streams from currency markets:
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=usdrub
tradingview.com/e/?symbol=eurrub
finam.ru/analysis/profile2C880/?market=45

I read that the Rouble is too strong for the Russian economy to handle right now. It has shot up ever since the beginning of the year

Зa тoбoй yжe выeхaли!!!!

Nobody hacked your elections, parrot. Trump foreign policy towards Russia will show you. He'll fucking steamroll it

>CRAZY ROUBLE THREAD #2235
Let me tell you about Soros

How are you holding up family?

Russian Rouble is always number one.

Because we can obviously.

Fall rouble, fall!

>Actual news about Russia in english: meduza.io/en
While I agree on defending against Kremlin shills and memeing Putin out of power, meduza is the cuckiest news source.

Are you that one Slav poster who's gay for Turks on roids?

пopa нoвыe тpeды

Maмoпocтep, ocтaнoвиcь. Ecли этo ты, кoнeчнo.

tfw 2strong 2handle
>russians are used to being piss poor
>that is why you don't need to worry
If this is the logic Sri Lankans use, no surprise their economy is at the bottom.

HУ БЛЯ oткyдa ты знaeшь этo я?

Looks like it's time to lift some sanctions, for the good of the average russian working man.

Hy ктo eщe тo, блядь. Дepжи нoвyю мaмy и нe хyлигaнь.

Welcome back, Crazy Rouble Taras.

OP there's already tons of Kremlin bots here.

LOL... No

>Proxycockholes ITT.

As usual, my fellow Jamal.

But the western sanctions only influence Putins personal friends and cronies. The sanctions that hurt the average Ivan were implemented by their own glorious leader and the west has no power to stop them, haha! Your cuck powers of giving free gibsmedats to niggers has no power in Russia!

i guess karma is getting back to you Russia, but how more of a shit hole can your country even get?

эээ кpacивий мaми

Alright, fellow дopoгиe poccиянe. How do we get rid of Putin while simultaneously shutting down Kadyrov? How do we fix out shithole?

Not only Kadyrov. We have to get rid of all the gouvernors.

хyяpмa. Nations don't have karma. You made quite a few atrocities too, like as if it matters

Grab your popcorn, neighbour. We're not quite at the bottom yet.

What do you mean? Places of great conflict always have a good amount of karma left after the soul-gates close.
your citizens seem content mostly

I know, but I'm afraid our boy Ramzan won't go down without an actual fight.

Now serious question, has anyone get jailed because of posting as anonymous only?

I'm starting to get worried, user.

впынькнyлcя

Can you get anymore scripted?

> your citizens seem content mostly
they're not, however a lot of them blames 3rd party (the US, EU, the jews, lizard people) and not the local or federal authorities that they helped elect.

did you seriously learn Russian because of mummy

I doubt it, the FSB guys don't get paid enough do hunt anonymous people down. They are glad to deal with some noob vk reposters.

Historically speaking there is no justice
You forgot churkobesses!

Do you have any proof Kremlin bots exist? Do you have any proof they post on Sup Forums.

want lovly wif lik mummy

rusian its important langauge

I have proofs that Kremlin bots exist in russian segment. I saw deliberate misinformation about 26th of March on Yandex map talks + In youtube comment section. However there are a lot of genuine unpaid trolls.

>USD - 65RUB, EUR - 73RUB
Holy shit, really?

it need update

They exist, look up the links OP delivered

>I saw deliberate misinformation in youtube comment section

I want my 1$=30r 1E=40r exchange rate back, anything above that is ruble gone mad.

When you see a lot of people with commenting on the fact that "they were coming to protests and there was nobody there and people are going home" and "protests have moved to such and such place" it's a direct misinformation, not regular shitposting

>kremlinbot detected

zenrus.ru/ won't lie

Remember those comfy days in 2014 when you could turn zenrus on and watch oil prices and the currency drop?

Oh, I member!

Website looks abanoded!

>work one hour
>paid this much

Soros\Browder bullshit in every sentence, nobody believes in this shit, why are you even posting here, this rubbish is not welcome on this board, you fucking retard.

Here comes "muh Soros".
Please kindly relocate yourself to вocкpecный вeчep c Bлaдимиpoм Coлoвьёвым

I make $21 an hour.
6 months ago it was $31.
Kind of aggravating, but I'll be on my way back up soon.
>living off less than $1 an hour
Less than $15 would make me unable to pay my bills.

It might be true, howeeeever
our Prime Minister owns undeclared mansions and yachts, so we are "richer" in this regard.

Somebody said Soros?
>veteranstoday.com/2016/08/17/vladimir-putin-to-george-soros-thank-god-we-kicked-you-out-of-russia/
>rt.com/politics/323919-soros-foundation-recognized-as-undesirable/
>scmp.com/news/china/economy/article/1906325/how-beijing-and-hong-kong-sent-billionaire-george-soros-packing
>neonnettle.com/news/1814-hungary-announces-plans-to-ban-all-george-soros-organisations
>rt.com/news/374241-stop-operation-soros-movement-macedonia/
>zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-26/jc-collins-canada-must-ban-george-soros-foundations-now
>investmentwatchblog.com/is-soros-funding-an-agitprop-protest-movement-to-destabilize-polands-new-democratically-elected-government/
>bbc.com/news/world-europe-38593509

Oh fuck off. There are visible problems in the country. Their origins are clear. I don't care if there is some kind of subtle subversion if there are people who are stealing billions, shitting on public opinion, literally destroying small businesses, taking by force profitable businesses and property, etc.

It's like comparing a single sinister preacher with a fucking mongol invasion

itt, corrupt russian oligarchs living in london get their kids to post anti-putin propaganda on Sup Forums. russian contacts help.

I bet you want dildo faggot culture too. I hope he crushes your traitor necks under his jackboot.

Like I care. Strange that you find this somehow more important than outrageous amounts of corruption in our top ranks.

I was renting a nice townhouse. Last year there came a few guys who said you have 24 hours to move out. Previous owner don't have this hose anymore, if you decide not to leave, we'll find drugs here.

Fucking soros did it, right?

cbr.ru/

(Central bank's off. site - if this ain't legit source for you then i dunno)

Dollar: 56.9364
Euro: 61.8102

Oi, James, are you an anglo that wishes for a dictator?
> you whine about corrupt oligarchs
> "totally ok"
> we whine about corrupt oligarchs
> I bet you want dildo faggot culture too

MODS

Are you guys playing russian roublette?

We don't have guns

We did, in 2014. People who kept money in USD and EUR won, others lost.

Neither do we but i see russians with guns all the time.

All jokes aside, is RT reputable? I don't see a whole lot of bias in most of their shit, is it really just subtly there?

youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs Just watch. Then let it sink in for a copule of minutes.

mummy is oliogarc!

They're great when it comes to covering HAPPENINGS in Europe, exposing muslim terrorism. When it comes to events in Russia, they are selectively silent.
They are also funded by taxpayer money like BBC in the UK.

RT is fine by me. I think it lies even a bit less than CNN or Fox (subjectively it's something like 40% of lies compared to like 60% of lies in western media). However our domestic media is degenerate

These are always good threads.

Its less shit than all the western media.

Well if this is the quality of your bantz putin's safe, you're obviously morons. then, it doesn't take brains to be corrupt, just lack of morals.

>0.54$ per hour/95$ per month

OH GOD NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

Last time you fuckers tried that stuff all Russian IPs got banned on Sup Forums.

Would you fuck a conservative american woman who will offer you many guns and give you vodka, but not drink herself?

> let it sink in
cringy phrase, m8

Yes, you cannot have a state with 0 corruption. I thought this was eslf-evident. However corruption can be at much lower levels than we currently have. That, as well as uncucking the mainstream media, reforming the current judicial system would be great.

So what is your conclusion? Do you want to be "necked under your overlord's jackboot" whenever you criticise his lack of morals?

>you're obviously morons
They're just kids.

Honestly, I prefer Jack Daniels. But I don't like US culture it's tiring for Russians. All these smiles and outrages over stupid shit. Also Russians despite propaganda hate showing off visible signs of patriotism, like singing anthems, etc.
I think Russian conservatism differs a lot from US one

>russian shills
>chinese shills

>not a word about american or jewish

Gee, I guess my almonds are activated now.

Anyway, here you go
Kike shills en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Internet_Defense_Force
Burger shills en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Earnest_Voice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correct_the_Record

Best CIA invasion attempt since the Bay of Pigs.
Are coke revenues down?
Not selling enough Afghan heroin?
Jesus Christ your memetics division is such a waste of money.

We will start with a little bit of information that will make all this Russia bashing clear to you, which suddenly the whole world 'cares' about Russian people why Russian are supposedly hacking elections it's because of this

russia-insider.com/en/ready-anything-russia-develops-alternative-international-banking-system/ri19318

They are on the way to separate from the world banking cabal remember kids what happened to the last country that did this? 55 nations attacked it they have a political scientist His name is Aleksandr Dugan They call him Putin's chanakya we are going to see Russia achieve the national socialism in our lifetime lads and the anti Russia rhetoric is gonna get stronger every day

>I don't care if there is some kind of subtle subversion
>Like I care
Hmm, so you wouldn't mind if someone would work to let even more migrants into the country, to promote even more islamiztion and that you wouldn't even know from where desion-making are coming from?
ok

>youtube.com/watch?v=f1G2ct8hTm0&t=249s
Fucking Putin did this?

>Dugin
SRSLY. This guy is defenestrated long ago. He's done. He backed up ukrainian right wing radicals, etc. Now policiy have changed

...

Since you derailed the conversation to the muslim question, I'm sure I know the person who promotes islamisation here. Hint: he supported the construction of the biggest mosque in Europe in Moscow.

Whatever policy changes I see are accordance to his book he himself could be out of the question not his ideology