Brit/pol/ - Smite the Dragon Edition

>Theresa "Tax and Spend" May wants you to pay more to fund the government
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/22/may-refuses-to-rule-out-tax-rises-conservative-general-election

>Jeremy Corbyn pledges to end boss bonus bonanza
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jeremy-corbyn-pledges-slash-bosses-10277587

>Theresa May's arrogance may prove to be her downfall.
theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/here-s-why-may-s-election-won-t-pan-out-according-to-plan-1-4985124

>Sign the Independent's petition to abolish the government's ridiculous migration target of tens of thousands:
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-backs-immigration-target-campaign-the-independent-theresa-may-a7693946.html

>Theresa May: captain of a sinking ship
morningstaronline.co.uk/a-4e37-More-rats-flee-sinking-ship-of-Mays-Downing-Street

The landslide myth: 50 Tory MPs are actually at a serious risk of losing their seats
newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/04/election-2017-50-labour-mps-most-risk-losing-their-seats

REVEALED: 5 fat cats were responsible for 51% of the leave campaign funding. People's revolution amirite?
uk.businessinsider.com/sunday-times-rich-list-2017-biggest-political-donors-to-the-brexit-campaign-2017-4

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express.co.uk/news/uk/795110/Emily-Thornberry-St-George-s-Day-Labour
youtube.com/watch?v=feUGYtfTFDM
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4436044/Tory-lead-slashed-half-tax-U-turn.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for British pusy.

>LABOUR'S Emily Thornberry burst into fits of laughter when she was asked whether she would be celebrating St George's Day tomorrow.
>express.co.uk/news/uk/795110/Emily-Thornberry-St-George-s-Day-Labour
Absolutely disgusting scenes from the Shadow Foreign Secretary. This is the same women who was forced to resign from Ed Miliband's shadow cabinet back in 2010 when she mocked a voter who hung up a St. George's flag.

The ECJ and it's role in the legal system is actually getting more concerning than one might realise.

I would prefer not to be beholden to it but it seems that we are very likely if we wish to trade with Europe, to experience issues with this.
Counterpoint is that we also comply with (for example) US rules for imports and their decisions in order to export to the US.

The ECJ isn't purely commercial there are also legitimate concerns about family law for example.

In saying that it's a golden opportunity to reform our family jurisprudence which currently is frankly a fucking mess.

Victory to Bashar Al-Assad the lion of Syria.

Britain should support the democratically elected and rightful ruler of Syria.

>wheelchair marathon
>th-they're not free-wheeling!

top kek

>Retards in this very thread still think polls are a legitimate prediction on political results

>Other retards dismiss polls outright despite being on the money 90% of the time

Yeah, they are historically off by 6% or so but the results for Labour are so dire that even in the best case scenario the Tories still win a workable majority.

>Westminster - CON: 50% (+4) LAB: 25% (-) LDEM: 11% (-) UKIP: 7% (-2)

What happens when she crosses the 50% barrier?

Our polling average update:

Con: 44.1% (+6.3)
Lab: 25.7% (-5.5)
LDem: 10.4% (+2.3)
UKIP: 10.0% (-2.9)
Grn: 3.8% (-)

At George was Syrian. You know that right?

Are we getting full written manifestos? If so, when?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this was supposed to be a Saint Georges edition

*Assyrian

Give me a quick rundown on this guy.

Roid rage?

Tories are just finishing off compiling Jeremy Corbyn quotes as we speak, the support for ISIS being part of a peace process and refusing to kill the ISIS leader will do nicely.

repeat after me: President May

tfw when all the giants are dead

youtube.com/watch?v=feUGYtfTFDM

Happy St George's day yall

We have had quite an impressive run of polls being flat out wrong due to shy Tories and some pretty dreadful methodology. The obvious example is Trump and indeed that list PreuBe keeps posting showing himself as popular.

Fuck St George you loser. Dragons don't fucking exist, and he was Syrian.

Remember the real enemies, mudslime and globalisation

NEW SCOTLAND POLL
Panelbase/S Times – SNP 44%(-6), CON 33%(+18), LAB 13%(-11), LDEM 5%(-3)

>mfw facebook lefties are posting links to the Mail on Sunday because it has a Survation poll with the Torys down

>mfw no face could catalogue this expression

Hence why I said 6% historically. British polling is far less accurate than other Western countries.

Also the polling for the US election wasn't wrong, it just couldn't show where votes would be concentrated.

When George was born the Turks were thousands of miles away in what is now Mongolia, and Islam did not exist. He was born in the Roman Empire and was a Greek speaking Christian.

Saint George was Greek you mongs.

>UKIP: 10.0%

No way UKIP will get 10% . so tories will get above 44%.

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Though in fairness you're right about Labour being so far down the tubes they don't have much hope.

>Con - +18%

I gotchu pham.

Syrians are the original Anglos

Let them come home

God bless May and God bless the people of this country for having the sense to vote her in.

Huzzah

admit it lets having corbyn as prime minister would be hilarious. the jews would go crazy

>Dragons don't fucking exi-

>by Mr Kipling

Angus Robertson, leader of the SNP, would lose his seat to the Tories

GET A JOB RIMMER

>most London liberal type person I know reads the daily mail obsessively

bizarre behaviour

>Smite the Dragon edition
You're one of those brainlets who need everything spelled out for you right?

*leader of the SNP in Westminister

OK, so we currently support Syrians coming to the UK because some Syrian dude killed a dragon with an Italian flag?

Seems legit

Sorry meant to quote you rather than myself.

You're right about the 6% generally and 6% in this case doesn't really matter. I Would put money on a good conservative win but am concerned about complacency.

He was born to Greek parents in a time when Rome ruled Syria. Don't try and bend this achmed.

>SNP routed from the border regions.

The million year tory reich.
Memes aside nothing really but it's significant because a pop vote majority hasn't happened since before the war

Only the Christian ones.

Worst trying to justify why it's British I've ever seen.

By that logic, let's get swamped by Palestinians and Syrians then!

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4 more bank holidays? Obvious working class bait by Corbynov. will it work?

>reddit spacing

is she a woman. The newspaper is one of the glossy magazines in newspaper form

What's Corbyn doing?

Crashing his party with no survivors

He'll be suggesting bringing back giant Wagon Wheels and renaming Snickers to Marathon next.

Bend what? Regardless of the period, he's the least fucking Brit ever. Why don't we celebrate something truly English like Shakespeare instead? He died on this very day, he's a true national.

does he want to lose? at this point I really think he's being paid to sabotage Labour

hes having a laugh m8. i fucking love corbyn. imagine thinking that giving the falkland islands back to the argies is a good policy position

>tfw from Stirling constituency
>tfw potentially Tory MP

MAKE IT HAPPEN

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Seriously considering a vote for labour lads, I voted leave but ukip have no chance and may just seems so fucking hollow.

Going absolutely full retard.

>Would you take out Al-Baghdadi with a drone strike?
>Well, muh civilians. Will taking out the leader of ISIS really help?

He's such a fucking idiot.

did nothing wrong

I dont really understsnd this epik maymay. I have never used reddit but what's wrong with putting in another line to break up a post into paragraphs?

Like this?

It's helpful if you want to make another point in a post I find. Subjectively it looks nicer.

>does he want to lose? at this point I really think he's being paid to sabotage Labour

I unironically think he doesn't want to win. He doesn't want to be in power because he doesn't want to become the establishment, he's much happier being the rebel

No he's just sticking to his 1970's core-socialist beliefs. You'd be surprised how many Trotskyist recent Labour members are impressed by this sort of thing.

Did a lot wrong, m8.

Securing the muslim vote.

Fucking warmongering Jewish play thing, did everything wrong.

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>he was Syrian.

Yes goy, let's let the original Englishman back into the country. We are a nation of immigrants and always have been.

Never helped before DESU. Needs a giant nuke to end it.

I will

Jezza is a gift that just keeps on giving.

I have said before he's the perfect Tory candidate for Labour leadership. Unlike Canada our Trudeau is unelectable thank goodness.

say it with me gentleman. PRIME MINISTER JEREMY CORBYN

I'd like some evidence of being a Jewish play thing outside of the """"historical accounts"""" of the failed historian David Irving

He was right to stand up to Germany
He was right to try and crush the Indians

only thing I can really think of that was wrong was his willingness to ally with Stalin tbqh

Its just an anti-May cartoon in disguise

I don't care about St George being an immigrant, I'm saying this whole thick as duck EDL about him being 'British values' is fucking lame. Nothing about him is English apart from Christianity, which we apparently somehow follow.

>HuffPost

>t. Huffington post
kek

And Jeremy just decided to erase any gains he made this morning

He was also in favour of finishing WWII with war vs the soviets.
>Operation Unthinkable

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4436044/Tory-lead-slashed-half-tax-U-turn.html

What's the mail up to? I thought they were tory shills?

British politics has to be the most entertaining thing ever desu. Who needs sports

Its not because he's English or not. Its because he's a christian saint. Which we adopted as our patron saint.

Its more about religion than it is race, since we are a christian country and use his cross as our flag. I guess people get this mixed up.

By all means celebrate Shakespeare. No ones stopping you. In many ways he's just as big of an icon for england.

Being a Tory shill doesn't mean their editor enjoys paying more taxes.
Theresa May is an infiltrated lefty.

first election? Murdoch always does this.

He uses the press to pressure the Tories to pick HIS policies that HE wants.

In the last 2 weeks of the election he will unload on Corbyn like an apache.

Isn't it the symbolism? Jesus was an Englishman etc? George represents a lot more to Britain than being maybe Syrian, also how many dragons have you seen recently in Syria or Shrewsbury.

Get the pub?

No ;__;
Meeting them again in two weeks about another one though so hopefully

midlife crisis unfolding before our very eyes

Hey Brittany. You are clearly an american Piza eating fat retarded cow. I am English and no one I know respect old Cate the lazy fake duchess who has never had a job. This cate is known as the laziest oldest bride to ever join the royal family. Us English women and people in general want this horrible lazy bitch to get a job and pay tax like the rest of us. Kate Middleton lives off state money and is a terrible example of a modern woman. You are clearly an simpleton American obese arse licking grovelling shit bag. If you want Cunt Cate then you bloody well pay for her new dresses and botox. Our NHS is failing and people are dying. Cunt Cate needs to get a job and pay her way. She is an ordinary woman and William is not first in line to throne, his father is and Its been said that Bald William does not want to be king. Old Cunt Cate is a useless starving trravestite type looking person. Cunt Cate does not even look like a woman. cunt cate starves herself because she wants to get attention and live in the shadow of real Princess Diana who was born a lady and was a teenager when she joined the royal family. old cunt cate is old and haggard and should have had a job years ago. The US is backward. Here in the UK we have had two female PM'S/ WE NEED WORKING EDUCATED WOMAN TO RESPECT. NOT OLD HAGS LIKE KATE THAT TAKE PUBLIC MONEY TO DRESS UP AND PRANCE AROUND WITH EXPENSIVE BODYGUARDS.

Mail on Sunday is a different paper!

hope you fail xx

what is the most realistic surprise that could happen in this election? any chance of a tory-ukip coalition?

>Hitchens slipped into the office late at night and change the front page to a massively anti-tory one

How do you feel about best Korea?