Ahhh. Oh, why, hello there little wagie. Have you enjoyed your weekend free from slavery? Well, I hope you did. Your free time is over now. Better get to bed soon! You know what they say: another day, another dollar.
And me? Oh, I'm just collecting my neetbux. My savings is over 10k now, I sleep most of the day, and I have nothing to worry about besides my waifu. Work reaaaaally hard for me this week, okay? I've got checks to collect!
Aiden Russell
Delet this.
Eli Davis
These threads always make me laugh for some reason.
Shine on, you crazy NEET (who in no way has 10k savings without parental assistance)... Unless you're a Muslim/Mexican/Chinaman in which case get the fuck out of the country
Isaac Wood
>he thinks $10k is something to brag about Are all NEETs mentally retarded or just OP?
Ryder Rodriguez
You'd have to work 5 times as hard as me to get that kind of money, let's be honest wagie.
Nathaniel Allen
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Jayden Ross
this [spoiler] is my favorite meme [/spoiler]
Jonathan Martinez
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Gabriel Parker
most wagies have negative net worth, and poor physical health means by the time they go black their lives will be functional ly over. meanwhile neets simply play vidya, lift and collect the wagie tax dollars
Alexander Hughes
YOU CHEAP JEW SON OF A BITCH. GET A FUCKING JOB BEFORE I BREAK YOUR BACK, FUCK U IN THE ASS AND MAKE U HUMBLE.
Kevin Powell
>mfw comfy night/overnight tech support job where I work from home and no one calls for a half hour at a time and I lay around making music
Aside from the poverty it's fucking great.
Ryder Lee
>neets lift
Andrew Wilson
You need communism.
Jason Barnes
I've been unemployed for two months and two weeks. I don't know how you long-term NEETs put up with it, I'm nowhere near as happy as I was when I was working.
Jack Bailey
Hook me up with your employer senpai, I need an interim job for a while.
Christopher Young
>Neet >lift
Jose Cook
i know these are troll threads but they are funny.
Jose Jenkins
how do i get on neetbux
Luke Wilson
Are NEETs the patricians of our era?
Owen Robinson
Security is the same deal. >Turn off Netflix and get dressed for work >Arrive at work >Continue watching while getting paid.
Hunter Jenkins
>neet >good physical health loving every laugh
Brody Torres
>wageslave is unable to chart his own course and be the master of his own life Colour me surprised. Someone will give you marching orders soon, pissant.
Julian Hughes
like 60% of americans don't have any savings and would stuggle to find a spare $500 in case of an emergency, I'd say having $10k savings as a NEET is huge success.
Joshua Johnson
post your age and amount in savings 23 14k Am I degenerate?
Justin Campbell
how does it feel knowing that you are completely useless?