How to move to Japan and start a business selling hug pillows?

Hey guys, so basically this is my dream(im not joking).

I'm broke and stuck in the west? How can I move to Japan and make my dreams come true?

Btw if anyone's wondering why I'm posting this is here it's because I tried /biz/ /jp/ Sup Forums even Sup Forums but they said this was too random and belonged to some other forum and they directed me here.

So I know Sup Forums is after all an anime community so I hope u guys can share some advice on how to make this happen. Again I'm NOT TROLLING, I'm 100% serious.

any and all constructive advice and even criticism are irashai!

Arigotau gosaimashita :)

>mashita
Tokyo trash

the fuck?

>any and all constructive advice and even criticism are irashai!
Not very constructive baka

>the fuck?
stick to the topic kudasai

You would not need to move to Japan to have such a Japan-esque business such as this.
You would simply find a factory that makes these ( probably in China ) then throw the art you want printed up and there you go.
What would be nice is if you offered custom printing so all waifus can be loved.

Omedeto, weeaboo-kun. You are past the point of no return.

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here is your answer op.
I'm sorry though, this is not politics.

>What would be nice is if you offered custom printing so all waifus can be loved.
That was my plan, in addition to original character designs made by my company.
If I wanted to bait I wouldn't say "I'M NOT TROLLING" would I?

you'd have better luck filling that niche anywhere else on the planet
japan has more than enough businesses selling otaku stuff

ok spurdo, please take a nap and sober up

>goto gookplace and sell gookthings.
Try Saudi Arabia. Sell sand?

>/biz/ /jp/ Sup Forums and even Sup Forums told him to gtfo
>oh vey best try Sup Forums
wtf is wrong with you?

In order to be the top of the hug pillow business it has to be done in the middle of the culture where it's daily practiced. Therefore my ultimate goal is to be the top of the hug pillow market.

Kinda like all billionaires live on Wall Street.

this

Has Finland been totally overrun by faggots now? Anyone left who wants to call in the nuke strikes?

Try int

Are you a Nigger?
Because you do have a Nigger tier brain?

You can find some artists looking for work to draw up your main sellers. That will be the most expensive part I am betting.
There is tons of factories for everything in China.
You can get anything made with your business logo or whatever.

You will need someone who speaks Chinese to get your ideas across clearer to the factory.
They will fuck up most of the time even with someone who can express this so pay close attention to your details.
They send samples to you, pay very close attention.
A friend of mine had coats made and they put the zippers on the wrong side which was just weird as fuck.

But yeah. Get someone who speaks Chinese to work for you in some manner.
A artist. Pretty sure you could find them on deviant art.
A website. If you have to hire someone to do that then there's a 3rd person.
And have some starting money ready.
There you go.

>average finnish male in 2017

>Try Saudi Arabia. Sell sand?

It's a completely different case. Saudi Arabia may be nothing but sand, but believe it or not, not all japanese are hug pillow consumers. Generally only males between the ages 25-40 use hug pillows. This fits exactly to the image of an average salaryman in Tokyo working horrific job hours. Such men have no time for wife or girlfriend in a serious relationship. So they turn to hug pillows. My target audience is not all japanese people: only all salarymen.

Isn't uncensored porn illegal in japan? I bet you find success in selling custom made uncensored pillow cases. You'd just need the screen printing shit, don't publicly advertise you sell uncensored customs, etc

At least I'm a male and not something in between like in Sweden.

You could dominate it if you let people do custom printing. And pay no heed to copyright in the process.
Don't make them send you dimensions and the right vectors or res.
Have a easy to use website where they can expand and zoom in on how the product will work.
There will be tons of lolicons coming to you and that is how you will dominate the market.

Go get yourself some beer, you aint leaving until you got a degree in either civil engineering or economics.

we don't need non-japanese in our country

fuck off

I have a degree on 2D studies.

I feel you're a frustrated salaryman who's sick of overwork. The hug pillows my company provides are extra fluffy and the designs very cute!

Domo yoroshiku oneitashimasu :)

also please sell them with the insert.
Don't care if its cheap. It's a good temp insert.
Don't jew your customers its turned me away from many sales.
>i have many of these pillows

poo

niceu dreamu desu

>Small loli pillows still cost the same as the big ones
Thats how you milk the shit out of notPedos™.