As Russia places Jehovah's Witnesses in the same category as ISIS and Nazis, officially banning and bringing their public ministry to a halt. Trump urges all Jehovah's Witnesses in Russia to seek asylum in the US while things are handled in Russia.
"You know right that this is contrary to the constitution of the land of the Russia Federation. I request you request you to reverse the decision immediately before I use your own constitution against you." - President Trump
"As this is an infringement of your fundamental human rights, I therefore urge you to seek asylum in the United States until your rights are fully reinstated." - President Trump
Jehovah's Witnesses will have their kingdom halls confiscated and given to the Russian state revenue.
Jehovah's Witnesses have also long served as the bulwark for evangelical Christianity in Russia.
Damnit. Out of all the faggoty ass kinds of Abrahamic religion, JWs are close to the worst.
Caleb Kelly
>tfw heard that JWs will use their sæmon dæmonesses to convert non-JW men to their religion If I wasn't so aware of how ass-backward they are regarding medical science, I'd probably be desperate enough to fall for a qt russian Jehova's Witness
Dylan Gray
you would rather fucking have muslims or jews? Are you fucking retarded?
Joshua Collins
They’re nice Christians and a lot of them are red pilled, this is completely uncalled for
I'll take Christians over muslims any day
Hunter Richardson
>Would you rather have AIDs or the flu? Isn't the flu obviously better? >What do you mean, you'd prefer to be healthy? That's not an option!
Nathan Reed
>this is completely uncalled for
Cry about it, you little bitch.
>I'll take Christians over muslims any day
That's not saying much, both are human garbage
Chase Mitchell
REEEEEEE keep them out we're full
Adrian Mitchell
Christianity is far superior to Islam you clearly are a fedora tipper
Parker Rivera
jw is a pedophile cult hardly christian
Joseph White
I'm not an atheist. You immediately assume anybody who isn't a Christian is an atheist because it's what you privately fear is true. You don't need to go that far to recognize Abrahamic religions are false.
Jeremiah Stewart
Yahweh, god of the Bible, impregnated Mary around the age of 14 and without her knowledge. She was only informed by an angel after the fact. Not only are the founders of most Abrahamic religions pedophiles, like Joseph Smith and Muhammad, they all worship a supernatural pedophile as well.
Ian Cox
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Xavier Collins
I hope nothing but blessings come your way :^)
They’re good people
You don't sound like one
I would take 10,000 of them over 1 of you
Christopher Hall
Shhh, eat your lustpotato, as is the custom of your people
John Hughes
That's nice, now down the slide with you.
Evan Evans
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Sebastian Jones
I'm not a Jew either, and real life is not rumplestiltskin. You don't defeat people by guessing their identity.
Ethan Rivera
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Luis White
There's a lot of hate towards Christianity right now. I wouldn't be surprised by disinfo agents against Christianity. Russia needs to stop doing this shit.
Austin Lopez
Choke on a dick
Chase Bell
I guess Russia just had too much of people banging on doors and handing out The Watch Tower.
Robert Smith
Shut up, at least they aren't muslims
John Hernandez
Imagine when this finally get at the meat pocket, he's not gonna stop until he hits the back of her teeth...
Anthony Price
Christianity itself is disinfo, you mouth breathing mongoloid. One day you'll all be fed into one of those industrial shredders on Youtube that some guy throws washing machines and cow carcasses into
Asher Cruz
Why do you hate Jehovah's witnesses?
YOU CALL THEM TRASH
You sound like a horrible person
Go with Christ and be redeemed
Heathens I swear
Thomas Davis
That's true. Probably all we can agree on. Muslims are the worst of the worst and should be converted to fuel somehow. But they are that bad because they most purely and completely embody Abrahamic preferences and hatreds. It's like an old man's schizophrenia became contagious.
I cannot imagine a good future unless all Muslims on the planet are killed, and would volunteer to do it myself if that were possible
Nolan Gomez
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Mason Diaz
Landover Baptist Church members, I assume.
Mason Thomas
>Go with Christ and be redeemed
Redeem this FREE ticket to The Slide(tm) Hurry it along, no time to waste
Landon Moore
Yeah you're just a troll or shill.
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THEM?
Camden Gray
They have brain slugs on their heads, but can't see them. When you try to remove the slug, they flip out and fight you.
Gabriel Cox
Based Trump.
I guess we're not full at the moment. No need for them to "fuck off"
Jackson Jackson
Thanks for derailing the thread asshole.
Ian King
what the fuck is this man doing
Nathan Bennett
Cry hot salty retard tears, then climb into a trash bag and wait on the curb
Michael Thomas
They are "Christians" and actually fleeing from something acceptable.
But they are basically a cult and not true Christians, therefore it is acceptable to persecute and ban them.
Joseph King
Putin is likely trying to strength the Orthodox church. It's still a violation of the Russian constitution. Jehovah's Witnesses aren't violent people.
Jonathan Morgan
>But they are basically a cult and not true Christians
...How do you not realize the obvious when you say this
Daniel Wright
Jehovah's Witness here. Basically radical pacifists if you can even call us extremist at all. Russia banned us more likely because we are a U.S. based organization rather than because we are in any way harmful. Easy target. We don't even vote.
Jack Brown
Do you realize you are in a cult?
Christian Bell
These people are idiots and go against many biblical scripture.
Blake Ross
Glad you're here.
How does your religion being banned fit in with your views of Revelation?
Charles Williams
Good for you, guys. Nah, that shitty toilet paper was banned for distribution in 2010 due to the fact that it contains extremist material. 95 of their publications were recognized as extremist.
Gabriel Martinez
If you're not looking to be eyeball deep in idiots, you are in the wrong religion
Levi Harris
I'm surprised at the amount of people on this site claiming to be JWs. Back in my day, if the internet existed in a large scale there is no way a good member of the congregation would be allowed to visit sites like this. Especially this board, porn is one thing but this is literally about politics, one thing witnesses are told to avoid completely.
So why are there so many here? Are standards dropping? Or are you wavering JWs who still believe in the theology but are less controlled socially? Be honest. Surely this entire website is full of apostasy, why expose yourself to it?
Alexander Adams
Stop dumping your garbage on our shores please. If you're going to pollute this great country like that, you need to pay some kind of fee.
Hunter Howard
Russia hasn't ever really been friendly so this is nothing new really.
Persecution is expected though and I expect it should get worse and more global.
Thomas Russell
No these are people saying they live by the bible and then go against it. I feel the same way about "Christians" who are for abortions and accept fags in church.
Angel Richardson
Look who is talking: >Origin: 1870s Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US
Joseph Allen
>Persecution is expected though and I expect it should get worse and more global.
Supposing you are taught this is a sign of the end times because it was anticipated everybody outside JW, recognizing it's a cult, would try to stop it from spreading? And it was meant for you to see this happening and think "it was foretold! My religion must be true after all"
Jacob Rodriguez
You are the real fags, though.
Liam Clark
Trump is the fucking man. This just lets me know that when the time comes he will grant asylum to our based Boer bros and sisters in South Africa.
Ryder Rodriguez
We should start fucking air dropping Scientologists on you for this
Ian Gomez
Please stop sending agents to my house.
Jonathan Diaz
Pretty sure 'false' religion is supposed to die out first. I'd need to reread it.
Landon Parker
>Swearing >Supporting a politician I hope you're not a witness, buddy. You'll never get into bethel that way
Leo Foster
Shut up, heretic.
Maybe they banned you because you follow a Bible translation done by someone your leadership does not even want to reveal, your meetings are based about brainwashing and if you question this you are shunned from your church (otherwise you can be shunned by not meeting your weekly work quotas) and you do not accept that you are merely a cult.
Give me a single passage from the Bible where it is said that you can't question man-created institutions and if you do so it is acceptable to kick him our of your church?
(((JW))) is a cult.
Ian Collins
JWs are masonic led sheep. They were a beta test from an earlier time. I used to know a few and they are just as hypocritical as any other man.
Carter Foster
ask to be put on a do not call list. most congregations are pretty on point with that sort of thing.
Julian Williams
Big part of their publications are already banned here for extremism. I think a few years and we'll ban them as well.
Joseph James
>Shut up, heretic.
Come and make me you jiggly jelly rolls bitch titty prison wife.
Jaxon James
As much as I think JW are kooks, they're generally safe people. Their council of elders shit is bonkers and only celebrating parent's anniversaries seems counter intuitive to forming a solid family unit.
Elijah Scott
[autistic screeching and threats] - t. donald trump
Cameron Richardson
they have to go back
Brayden Evans
So why do Russians let Islam run rampamt but JWs get the shit end of the stick?
Whats going on here
Lucas Wood
JWs are the worst. Don't be fooled. I have a friend who told me what they do in there. They call church service "meetings" everything is timed on an iPad and they move along from activity to activity according to some JW app. They're insane and probably up to some Scientology type shit with how radical their beliefs are. Basically the violent trannies of the genus christus-cuckus.
Christian Clark
>done by someone your leadership does not even want to reveal there was a team. The translation doesn't really contain many far off differences from others and we usually have other translations in our libraries or even coupled in our personal translation with plenty of notes to compare.
>Give me a single passage from the Bible where it is said that you can't question man-created institutions and if you do so it is acceptable to kick him our of your church? there isn't one. and we don't do that.
Eli Brooks
Matthew 28.
Go out and spread the word said Christ to his followers.
Aiden Cruz
That's what I want to know. I liked Russians better when they were bulldozing the emaciated remains of Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc. into the landfill, even if their economics were retarded and doomed. Purging Abrahamics was the only thing the Soviets ever did right.
Jose Wood
S H I L L H I L L
Nice trips though
Isaac Foster
>Extremism This is why Russians are literal subhuman scum. If they can keep falling for muh state propaganda after all the shit they have been through then they fully deserve it to be honest.
Elijah Russell
>let Islam run rampamt Russia has a middle east of its own inside the borders, hunders of extremists die each year. They're not allowed to preach and sort of die in violent circumstances.
Isaac White
Ha kek agrees with my post. Shill yourself
John Morris
Don't see anything wrong with that desu.
Jaxon Cook
They are spreading false doctrine though.
Daniel Martinez
The JWs are as much of a cancer as Evangelicalism, Paganism tier except they are focused on making money from guillable people, trying to convert and get "donations" from them, especially naive old people, they often appear lurking at cemeteries abusing others weaknesses and vulnerabilities. It's like Scientology but for the masses.
Also retarded shows with muh miracle healings and shiet done worldwide filling stadiums and conventions for money.
Kayden Long
This is a good first step. Next the US needs to start accepting white south african refugees.
Brandon Price
>They are spreading false doctrine though.
There is no doctrine based on Christianity that is true. It is just a very old, successful end of the world cult.
Jayden Carter
BITE model of control. They are a high control group who use seemingly in overt methods to engage in total control of members. It's not healthy at all. t. ex-Dub
Its a shitty cult and most people under 25 who identify as JW probably dont even worship, the only JW person I know is a literal faggot.
Dylan Price
You give me hope they can be cured. But the ones who can't go in the ground. Shotgun and shovel, I shoot you bury, if we develop a rhythm it will go faster and before you know it this nightmare will be over.
Leo Jones
They are not christians though, they are also more Jewey than Jews.
Jordan Johnson
Unless he's going to use that as an excuse for not taking in Muzzies they need to fuck off too
Not as malicious and violent as Islamists, but holy shit are they mentally ill and antisocial. I knew this one JW black women who yelled in public claiming I was "molesting" her for looking at her the "wrong way"
Parker Phillips
>eats a whole raw potato to get himself out of the mood Is this the secret to nofap?
William James
I have no problem with accepting white European Christian religious refugees.
Thomas Jones
It's also the secret to being a fat ass who never plows his wife.
>Be me this past Saturday morning >Laying in bed /comfy/ >doorbell rings >look out window >jehovahs witnesses >nope.jpg back to bed >5 solid minutes later >BING BONG >REEEEE! >Bust out the door in my skivvies >"You better be from the fucking county!" >"N-no sir, have a pamphlet"
>Extremist?
Explain yourself commy.
Daniel King
Don't they think god lives on a different planet in some constellation?
Jonathan Hall
>They’re nice Christians They are NOT. They deliberately altered Christian scripture to suit their bizarre doctrines. They are so un-Christian that they had to change fundamental Christian teachings.
Oliver Lewis
>ding dong
Angel Hall
JW are not christians
Angel Long
No that's silly. Guys stop being retarded.
Oliver Wood
Thats mormons. Instead of regular jesus, they believe in space jesus.
Adrian Moore
Just goes to prove that JW are a tool of foreign influence rather than just a sect of braindead zombies
Jayden Morales
>Then he said to them, "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath." --Mark 2:27 >"And do not call anyone on earth your father, for you have one Father, who is in heaven." --Matthew 23:9
If you actually read the Bible, you'd see the many times Jesus disavowed organized religion. Also, some of the verses in this picture are completely taken out of context:
>Sabotages the critical thinking faculties you might otherwise use to remove it >Proverbs 14:12
Like seriously, what? All this verse is saying is that it's possible for deception to be fatal. Is that not true?
Leo Reyes
JWs fucking hate muslims. They are very cult like but not bad people. They're like hobbits from lotr.
