KOREA ANNOUNCING PLANS TO ATTACK AMERICA AND WESTERN ALLIES

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

KOREA ANNOUNCING PLANS TO ATTACK AMERICA AND WESTERN ALLIES

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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

KOREA ANNOUNCING PLANS TO ATTACK AMERICA AND WESTERN ALLIES

Fucking bring it fat boy.

>ANNOUNCING PLANS TO ATTACK AMERICA

CHING CHONG CHUT CHUT BOOK BOOK TRUMP

It'll be their suicide. We ain't afraid of no Norks.

Dude he is just reading a script about how huge kim jong un dick is, in an exaggerated tone.

Please bomb California

any real translators here?

.... posts BBC news image, links to "bing bong potato stream"

Not happening boys.

Also they wouldnt declare war. they would just act and declare internationally afterwards.

its finally actually happening

praise kek!!

has anyone ever thought parades like this would be the perfect strike moment?

Nothing will happen
Fuck off

Lets get this shit over with. Refugees incoming.

trips or it aint shiiiit

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWN

CHING CHONG DING DONG

kek what if they bomb the most nationalistic states and let alive only the commie shitholes ?

Im getting tired
anyone else tired

>BBC news image
>All links to youtube
>Front page of the BBC about Corbyn

This brings us up to 50 false happening threads in the past few hours

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Stop posting this garbage mods should ban all nork posting

Fancy weapons aren't going to save you in total war. The Nazis learned this lesson 70 years ago. A few tiger tanks might win a local engagement, but they won't turn the tide of the battle when the enemy has total operational superiority. The call of duty playing millennial generation American soldiers, who had grown up in an age of low intensity conflicts and precision munitions, are in for a rude awakening when they are mercilessly crushed by the Korean People's Army.

The Korean People's Army is a mechanized juggernaut possessing thousands of artillery, tanks, and is made up of milions of men and women who are determined to carry out the orders of the supreme commander at any cost. it's game over for the Americans and South Koreans as the KPA ground forces mops up any remaining resistance that survive the artillery. The Korean People's Army is capable of conducting a shock and awe campaign that will make the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan look like children's games.

Socialist Korea has not only the military might, but more importantly the political will to wage total war against all imperialist forces and South Korean traitors until the final victory.

Maybe somebody should tell the fat orange fuck in the White House

That North Korea has 1.2 million active duty soldiers in its military, and 10 million in reserves.

that Seoul is 35 miles from the North Korean border and North Korea can decimate Seoul with rockets and artillery, that they have nuclear weapons ready to be unleashed.

That there people will handle war far better than the South Koreans, they have no electricity to lose.

that millions of people could die if we start shooting cruise missiles at North Korea and all hell breaks loose.

Or maybe that doesn't matter to the great and glorious Trump?

I'm sure it doesnt' matter to the neocon bastards he has surrounded himself with.

>this shit is still live

Not happening familia

Right here mate. It's like the beginning of the week man. Couldn't we deal with this on the weekend?

delet this webm

for anyone thinking this is another saber rattle, the ENTIRE US senate has arranged a meeting for Wednesday.

last two times this has ever occurred

>2002 post iraq invasion

>before the first combat troops touched down in Vietnam

hope ur comfy user, it's gonna be a big one

Incoming false flag, can't wait

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shiet those digits

There is something to praise about them, looks like they don't fear the americuck and their kike-puppet allies

i am

nice pasta

Can this shit please just fucking happen already? I'm fucking tired.

Finally I've been so bored

Stupid fucking Kim is going to get BTFO if he continues to chimpout.

>announcing a surprise attack
Yeah, no, if they announce that means it wont happen.

How can you be a grown adult and unironically enjoy capeshit?

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

SAVE US AL QUADS

This reminds me of when I ran into Kim Jong-un at a restaurant in North Korea. He was sitting alone and it looked like he'd only just started eating, so I decided to just go up and say hi (if his friends were there I would have just let him be). Anyway, I walk up and say hello and tell him I'm a huge fan... Nothing. No reaction. Doesn't say a word. He just sits there, staring right through me. Staring intensely, but with no emotion whatsoever. I begin to feel awkward, so I say "sorry to disturb you" and start to walk away but before I even get a chance to turn he just gets up suddenly and starts walking toward me, still making full eye contact. At first I thought he was going to try and barge into me or something, but at the last minute (like an inch away from me) he turns and heads toward the trash can. Then he starts dumping everything on his plate into it. One by one. Steak, broccoli, everything. He picks up each bit of food up, holds it high above the can and drops it. Some of it (the steak) didn't even make it into the trash because he wasn't looking at what she was doing. Finally his plate is empty and this is the part that really fucking weirded me out. He looks around to check no one (but me) is looking, then slides the plate under his jacket and walks out. I was just astounded, it was pretty surreal.

>those numbers

holy sheit

If d!gits again Jew York gets shoahed

>A star will gorge itself on clay.

Does that imply their flag will fall and be trampled into the mud of history?

You can hate them as much as you want, but they know how to make an impressive group of blocks of colored people in that plaza.

Also, where's WW3?

Millions of malnourished slaves aren't enough. You ever seen 300?

GO BABY GROOT
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
GO BABY GROOT
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
AYE AYE AYE AYE
EH EH BABY GROO-OOT EH EH
BABY GROO-OOT
EH EH EH AYE AYE AAYE
YA YA YA YEET AY

nope, not clicking this f+g nonsense

Saged and reported

honestly what is the status here? I know trump is meeting with congress at the wh, is there an ultimatum or are both sides just waiting?

Tired as fuck from keeping up with NK all day, just to be disappointed. Sleepytime, and fuck you Kim, I was hoping to stay home tomorrow

First strike defence is a legitimate strategy and is core to USA defence doctrine.
North Korea is perfectly entitled to hold the same defence strategy against belligerents who have invaded them and are presently occupying half their country illegally.

The only way NK could do anything at this point is strap nukes to their soldiers/agents who "an hero" themselves in capital cities of the West.

Not going to happen.

Shame Kim Jung Un is a pussy who doesn't make speeches himself

Please circlejerk to the great leader somewhere else

Its just his daily threat of nuclear annihilation

In other words its literally fucking nothing. If quads hes serious though.

Fag

Digits and it all ends within 24 hours

>announcing

Wow it's fucking nothing.

me right now

You should be fag, current military strategy is shit versus well organized guerlla suicide attacks on using analog great.

you have a point, maybe the fat kid is too young

Your vast experience in warfare has convinced you of such outcomes of course....

if there is war it will be over in days
china/russia stand to gain nothing if they escalate into a larger conflict, NK isn't worth a big world war

Where's our Worst Korea bros?

We need a translator.

They might as well be talking about the new state approved kind of Burrito for all we know.

Y'all be fucked den. Dog, blease prodect Texas.

Guade-fucking-loupe

Oh just fuckig do it and get it over with already, I'm sick of seeing the same headline over and over again for the past 15 years.

damn it. just when i wanted a war.

>if there is war it will be over in days
>Austria-hungary/russia stand to gain nothing if they escalate into a larger conflict, Serbia isn't worth a big world war

Where proof?

ah shit

Nuke Seattle while I'm visiting mexico please. I want to cash in on that sweety home owners insurance.

is this really a war decleration?

Sydney gets nuked first.
I wanted to be first, but noooooOOOoooo

I can not wait for it to be over so i can save up some money, buy some land there and retire. After we kill all of them and clear out the ruble. i will be the furtherst away from negros possible.

Korea its been not happening for fucking 60 years. Go to sleep.

Nazis absolutely steam rolled most of the time and barely lost in the end

Self kekked, pack it up lads it's just norks being norks

fuck Sydney and Melbourne.

>0216▶
>Fancy weapons aren't going to save you in total war.
How stupid are you. That is exactly where fancy weapons will win a swift victory. It's nation-building, counter-insurgency and police actions against guerillas where those weapons lose their potency.

Look at Iraq 1 and 2. The beginning of those wars were an example of what advanced weapons and armies are capable of. It's only once you settle in said territory that problems begin.

DPRK would get its literal shit pushed in on all fronts, despite some initial casualties on the SK and US side.

sounds comfy, maybe we can be neighbors?

Fuck well played. That actually is what everyone thought back then too...

If DPRK makes a move, every single military on Earth will move simultaneously to "take advantage" of the situation.

All hell might be about to break loose.

Or maybe it will become fat with land.

I live near boarder, nothing happening right now.

So you might be saying...War were declared?

Fuck Perth and Brisbane.

rip in pieces

Rip NK
F

Guade... what???

>commiefornia is going to be the last state of USA

topkek

North Korean Happenings never happen.

I take it you're in Brisbane.

I like your way of thinking

Please be true please be true, the world would be so much better with North america, Asia and Australia turned to dust.

they wouldnt announce it if they actually were going to do it. this is just a ploy to saber rattle and save face and get bribed with gibs

Maaaaaaan I never thought of it this way

Reminder norks can fuck us up, war is last resort.

kek knows the way of (((American)))

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Also do you think there is any connection between the power outage that happened this week and the Trump April 26th radio message?

Best start to get comfy, lad. It may very well be our last night.

Its not happening

we fallout now

pls

The war never ended but for 60 years there has been peace.