I live in Seoul or something, and there are jets flying above my house right now. Something isn't right. Yesterday I heard a radio announcement warning me that like next Wednesday (or around then), "the white will fall". What the fuck? And then this morning an army guy came to my for and said "you're going to fucking die soon" and then he left. Something is deeply wrong.
For the past month, I've felt it coming. It's like I can sense that something bad is going to happen, I can feel it in my very bones. I don't know what, but I'm not looking forward to this coming Thursday.
The evidence is piling up too. My brother works at an investment bank. Last month, he just off and left for an entire week with his family down to Florida (or some other tropical place if you are in Florida already). Didn't say anything. I think he knows what's going to happen, and just got things mixed up and got out of town last month instead of this week. Something is definitely going to happen on Friday, I've never been more sure of anything.
And there have been so many military exercises lately. The military base I live near has had military men and navy seals flowing in and out for the last few months, as if they're preparing for something. I went out there with my camera the other day to get evidence for the big happening on Saturday, but they wouldn't let me inside. Something big is definitely up for Sunday.
Finally though, the biggest sign that something isn't right is that earlier this week, I awoke to flashing lights and sound. Everyone shuffled out of the building, and I heard some people whispering something about an oven. Are they preparing to put us into gas chambers?
I'm shaking and scared. I don't know what's going to happen Monday, but I suggest that you all buy water filters and get out of the big cities now. I'm leaving out to the woods.
Robert Barnes
Supreme jej
Nicholas Green
oh look another fake happening.
Charles Price
It's fucking real you shill.
Anthony Cooper
>in Seoul or something >or something >being retarded/shill enough to not know which city you live in
Blake James
Fucking turn on CNN
Jayden Richardson
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Easton Cooper
literal retards that don't know what sarcasm is.
Kayden Garcia
Dont worry. I believe you
Jack Green
great stuff mate. you're biggest retard in this thread at the moment.
Aaron Myers
>in Seoul or something
fuckin lel
Tyler Gray
>flag >Live in Korea or something Yeah something larping faggot
Robert Smith
Leave OP alone!
Kevin Thompson
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Joshua Adams
ITs happening guys I just peed my pants LISTEN TO ME
Mason Hall
>I live in Seoul or something
Colton Moore
kys faggot
Angel Johnson
>When the BR monkey is the voice of reason
Truly these are the end of days.
Zachary Hernandez
>shaking and scared
Pussy.
Jonathan Wright
> I live in Seoul or something > Nice flag Faggot, kys
Austin Harris
>i live in Seoul or something >american flag
maximum wew
Luis Thomas
I hope a missile lands in your mom's cooter
Andrew Jenkins
I mean the Seoul in America.
Kayden Davis
>Seoul or something BTFO cum-guzzling larping faggot.
William Gonzalez
>thinkin bout pyonyang >a missile called dong falls out of its launch tube >north korean citizens applaud >it splashes into the ocean 10m away >north koreans begin cheering >missile sinks immediately >some bubbles >silence >one tiny bubble >north korean citizens now screaming with joy and excitement >gentle rumble >atlantis has fallen.html >north korean citizens hold hands, their collective gaze focused straight to the skies, screaming in unison >kim jong un turns to his cohort of elderly generals >w
James Gomez
You're all right, OP.
Grayson Ross
Shut up, Ahmed.
Chase Phillips
>he just off and left for an entire week with his family down to Florida >(or some other tropical place if you are in Florida already) >I live in Seoul or something
You suck at this. Bigly.
Brayden Robinson
OPs real and true story was almost as good as reading all the fags trying to disprove it
Gabriel Morales
Knowing this thread is satire is the true redpill.
Levi Morris
>satire Pls...
Carson Sanders
well military is getiing bigger and bigger in every west nation so yeah,jets fly over my house normally every month and you will get used to it pretty damn soon.
Noah Sullivan
>flag forgot your proxy shill
Levi Rogers
Kek, please spare us. I don't want to die. I have a date with a qtπ on Saturday. Recurring numbers = we all live