Brit/pol/ - Final Stage Black Pill edition

>Tony Blair refuses to endorse Jeremy Corbyn

theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/apr/27/general-election-2017-zac-goldsmith-boris-johnson-brighton-tactical-politics-live

>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.

standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-criticised-by-muslim-mps-for-scheduling-election-during-ramadan-a3524506.html

>Wales to turn blue for the first time in 100 years
itv.com/news/wales/2017-04-24/shock-poll-suggests-tories-ahead-in-wales/

>Arron Banks decides not to stand in Clacton
order-order.com/2017/04/24/banks-bottles-it/

>Jeremy Corbyn planning to 'dismantle' the UK's defences, Conservatives claim
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-is-planning-to-dismantle-the-uks-defences-the-conservatives-claim-10847954

>General election 2017: UKIP manifesto to pledge a burka ban
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39682939

>When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/23/when-nigel-farage-met-julian-assange

>Jeremy Corbyn refuses to say if he would authorise killing of Isil leader
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/23/jeremy-corbyn-might-not-authorise-strike-against-isil-leader/

>General election 2017: Tories to pledge energy bill cap
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39685106

>UKIP are re-branding themselves as anti-Islamic, pro-British Cultural Nationalists
[YouTube] UKIP new Policy. British culture, British law, British language (embed)

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/orlando-bloom-explains-pikey-comment-barrage-criticism/
news.sky.com/watch-live
twitter.com/bbcrb/status/856788672980680704
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1st for national socialism

Anyone else watching sky news? Labour is like a little student union these days.

>this is the opposition

It's fucking depressing.

>Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period

>its another black pill thread
Will you cunts just fuck off already, jesus christ.

Peter needs a hug.

>So what you gonna fill my mouth up with spunk and then I'm gonna show you and then swallow it?
>Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are
>Yeah? Do you like that?
>Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill your mouth up with my cum. See it in your mouth and then-
>-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue*
>FACKIN right you are
>I hope you've saved all your spunk?
>Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL
>Got about THREE DAYS WURF
>Well, a couple. OARGH FACK
>[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot?
>FACKIN
>I hope you really enjoy that
>OH FACK YEAH
>Yeah
>OAARGH go on
>Loads in there. Cream, I love it
>OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for my cum? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues]
>*shows tongue*
>Oh yeah white cum
>Mmm swallowed the lot
>FACKIN did didn't ya?
>Hhmm. Lick that bit off there
>Dirty cunt you. Lovely
>Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that?
>FACKIN right I did!

BAHAHHAHA THIS! THIS! KILL YOURSELVES BREXIT APES!

Anyone going to the grassmarket on Monday? Antifa cunts need to gtfo my city

What's this?

>Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.

...

I love Brits :3

>do I have your support?!

Fuck's sake Jeremy.

The great conservative hitchens who was never a Marxist or anything in his life.

Why?

fuck looks like i'm a mummy's boy now

Their entire shadow cabinet is a shambles

Robot sex dolls when?

Soon!

theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/27/race-to-build-world-first-sex-robot

Are we the abusers?
Are we the bad guys?

But no self cleaning. You most definitely need it to be self cleaning.

He'd be one of the first to go

I think he feels trapped. Normally at this point he'd be joining Labour, but Labour are such an unelectable joke he can't do that. He's already rubbished UKIP. Lib Dems I guess, depending on how they do in June 8th.

>tfw you read people on here getting genuinely excited about sexbots

>Tony Blair refuses to endorse Jeremy Corbyn

Tonight's QT panel.

I know.

Sadly, no.

All literally whos?

Just imagining a Corbyn victory in which he keeps his current shadow cabinet
>Diane Abbott in charge of national security and policing
>Emily "Questions are sexist" Thornberry representing us on the world stage

It honestly is the stuff of nightmares

might order a burger king in lads

>order a burger king

?

Bet they spend a very long time on why May wont appear as the BBC hate the fact they can not get some easy cheap programming that way. Pedo-general hosting as normal.

And tonight's This Week will have Sian Berry, Giles Fraser and John Nicolson. BUT the good news is that Portillo's back!

Bit my daughter Gregg in Mcdonalds lad.

>£10 minimum spend for delivery

that is an awful lot of BK user

It's the morning and you're having a whopper? That's disturbing m8

Spelling? He meant to say buggering lad.

Yeah I'm finding the constant media attention on that topic to be more than obvious now. The debates are generally quite dull anyway.

>order in a burger king

>tfw you find out that Giles Fraser supports Brexit and you begin to have serious misgivings about the whole thing

TV debates are shit. 15 to 30 minutes on a question already asked time and time again and nothing new. Pure shit t.v. glad May and now Corbyn are not going for it. BBC QT is fucked up shit anyway but strangely I always end up watching it on youtube.

how can you agree with 74% of someone's policies when they don't have any policies?
>T.May

FUCKING MAGNETS
FUCKING MAGNETS
FUCKING MAGNETS
FUCKING MAGNETS
FUCKING MAGNETS
FUCKING MAGNETS

>(((Howard Jacobson)))

Low ratio questioning so one answer in the direction makes for a high %

I try not to be a shallow person, but my fucking god, that's one ugly man

>man
>not jew

(((WEW)))

How far is your nearest Church?

How far is your nearest Synagogue?

How far is your nearest Mosque?

0.7 miles
26.2 miles
9.6 miles

>University LGBT society fervently defend Islam as a religion of equality and empowering for women
>While the university's male Islamic prayer room is easily accessible on the ground floor, and the female Islamic prayer room is on the 4th floor and hidden away in the corridors

what is this madness

12 metres
200 metres
300 metres

What a waster, what a fucking waster

women are more violent than men, they just have less physical capacity for it

the reason men evolved to be so violent was because women took their need for violence and externalised it through men, the same way one might externalise their need to walk long distances to the wheel or the horse

without women there would be no wars

What uni?

I'm surprised the contradictions in the left in its current form have allowed it to survive this long. When the bubble bursts the ideological confusion and scrambling around is going to great to watch. Just thing, the longer it goes on for the bigger the crash when it all falls apart.

...

Buddhist temple? Sikh temple?

Isn't the Black Pill just Cyanide?

...

>muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period

>5 minute walk away
>No idea
>5 miles or so

you can order it in now.

gonna get a burger and some nuggies for my doggos

It's essentially tea time for me

15.6 miles
29.4 miles

So shitty survey. I answered properly and look at it.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/orlando-bloom-explains-pikey-comment-barrage-criticism/
>people unironically defending gypsies

shut up swerveface

Dont you need to use Faceapp on a smartphone?

>Blairite liberal that supports May
>Liberal that hates May
>Liberal that hates May
>Liberal that hates May/England
>Liberal that hates May

Am I right or wrong

>Being a smelly commie.

>How far is your nearest Church?
From where I work there are two within 100 yards and another half a mile away
From home there's one less than half a mile away
>How far is your nearest Synagogue?
Pretty sure you have to go to the next county to find one, there was one a few miles away but it closed down last year
>How far is your nearest Mosque?
There's one less than a mile from work but it's just some paki's run down middle terrace house not a proper mosque building. The nearest proper one is ~15 miles up the motorway

based Wales tbqh

What's happening at grassmarket?

Its almost like the pig fucker of a prophet is trying to tell them something

Why the fuck am i just now hearing about this?
I could've been lazy this whole time?

>insult yourself
>other people get offended

>How far is your nearest Church?
There's 7 within 3 blocks, the closest is 3 buildings away, next closest is Mormon and is half a block away
>How far is your nearest Synagogue?
2 buildings
>How far is your nearest Mosque?
3 and a half miles

is this English privilege

Is hating May meant to be a negative?

Well if I did vote properly which admittedly I never have it would be for May. Therefore this just shows how badly polls can be. Most of the top ones are not even available as candidates for me.

do you get many muslims across the pond?

Voting for the Respect party in June

So you're awake all through the night?

Buddhists in England? I meant it as a joke. I know there's Sikhs there though.

>The National Gypsy-Traveller-Roma Council

~3-4 km
~far-the-fuck-away km
~far the fuck away km

Less than a mile

10 miles

10 miles

Not at all, but they all present her as a right-winger when she's clearly not.

You will be the only one. They might even take you out for curry after.

>>The National Gypsy-Traveller-Roma Council
Imagine the fucking smell at those meetings

What did I mean by this?

Dead dog party.

drolmacentre.org.uk

yes.

>gangs of gypos come into the local pub, harrass anyone of colour and try to fight them, record the staff who are paid barely above minimum wage in case they get refused service, claiming its discrimination and they'll take them to court
>lefties still defend them

Of course there are buddhists here. Why wouldn't there be? There's nearly 9000 of them in Ireland too apparently.

I do not know but according to our results we should be shooting at each other. I will coming across the border later to set the charges.

Hope you're not voting for those cunts.

Also is Nick Griffin even part of BNP anymore

The lovely Jess on Sky right now.

news.sky.com/watch-live

I did a bit of that too before, watching movies, browsing the web and on Sup Forums. It was the aspergers.

There is a Buddhist temple in West Finchley in the street behind the station. You wont notice it because it looks like an ordinary house from the outside. I only know because I used to play tennis with the monk. That was 10 years ago though.

Funny, isn't it?

twitter.com/bbcrb/status/856788672980680704

Yeah but I haven't seen any temples or anything like that. I don't mind it seems like an okay bunch.

Reminder that Sikhs are bro tier and there is absolutely no connection between people from the Indian sub-continent and child grooming gangs.