YELLOWSTONE RED ALERT

YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO ERUPT ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW
>have geologists mates in America
>they are involved in a massive effort to relocate flora and fauna from the park
>can't locate any of the parks zebra
>ground is swelling and lightning can be seen coming out of vents at night
It's not looking good guys.

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the zebra are notoriously shy,
it's when the fish start leaving the lakes that you need to worry.

every few months with this nearly exact post, give it a rest dude

You know the old saying "like zebras fleeing a sinking national park"

why would geologists lead the effort to relocate flora and fauna?

Isn't that the job of ecologists and biologists?

Thank god.

Let it end. Hopefully the next set of intelligent life that evolves on this planet isn't outnumbered by sub-human variants of 100:1.

>lead
OP said they were involved so I guess they're just cooperating with the ecologists.

Oh my god look at the projected blast zone!

Holy fuck, it's projected to destroy half of the moon! This is serious shit guys :(

Unironically this.

See you on the other side, anons.

It's been exploding since this board was /news/

My God....It's gonna effect the MOON!

Thank god our secred nazi base on the dark side of the moon is safe

This exact same post was made last night.
Nice try though user.

oh it's this thread again referring to news from january

tits and timestamp or gtfo

I wish

Yellowstone will not erupt in our lifetime.

>can't locate any of the parks zebra

is zebra code for something other then zebra?

cause our horses don't have stripes

Fuck it, this means even more refugees, thanks Merkel!

I'm prepped for hell.

Don't tell them! Now well have to shut this thread down, Hans!

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LARPing outside of weekends again? Fuck off.

someone plz post the "2012" clip

>ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW
So within the next 500k years? Okay.

youtu.be/soUH-vsGbHA

How many microwave seconds is that?

Is that where you secretly slurp all the muslim semen you have been gathering the past years?

Yellowstone about to blow says source familiar with Yellowstone's thinking.

The fish, man?! Have the fish left the lakes??

Zoologists as well

QUADS PROVES IT SEND IN THE SPACE LANCASTERS

Kek holy fuck my sides hurt

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>geological second
about 50 years then

Yeah the North American zebra is an elusive critter

It's in California right? Fucking good

I wish, but it won't

Or rather the park rangers.

>last night
This faggotry has been popping up for years

I want to die.

>YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO ERUPT ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW

Stop teasing us user,

Yellowstone is in Maine you retard

>Straya asspained that we have something deadly that they don't

>chuckles internally

There are no signs of Yellowstone having an eruption any time soon. You may have heard that the interval between the last three super eruptions was 740,000 years apart and some say that there is a 1 in 740,000 chance of an eruption per year. But some scientists believe that it may never erupt as a supervolcano again. There are however earthquakes in the area regularly but that is just a natural part of the volcanic region. An eruption could occur at any time but if it would happen, it would probably not be a super eruption. If it were to erupt, the damages would not be near as I previously said. The major damage would be the ash cleanup, which I’d say, is probably the event that one can hope for.

The chance of Yellowstone actually erupting is actually pretty low. It is estimated that Yellowstone has a 0.00014% chance of having an eruption, which is far lower than earth getting hit by a civilization ending asteroid. Some scientists say that “Yellowstone has lived a good long life, and it may not even see a fourth eruption.” Although it is thousands of times more powerful than a regular volcano, it has only had about three super eruptions in history. The first one occurred 2.1 million years ago, one 1.3 million years ago and one 664,000 years ago. The damage of an eruption would stretch as far as burying states like Wyoming, Montana, Idaho and Colorado in three feet of volcanic ash.
On rare occasions has the magma chamber has erupted, but the vast majority of those eruptions has only been smaller lava flows, with the last one occurring near 70,000 years ago.

The volcanic hotspot beneath Yellowstone is also moving northeast, this is happening due to the tectonic plate of North America is above Yellowstone and it is moving southwest. Slowly but sure, the volcanic hotspot will move away from Yellowstone and the supervolcano would likely die. On the other hand, another supervolcano could emerge in the northeast but that would take a long time.

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Interesting. Thanks m9.

Since when are we taking anything an Aussie has to say seriously?

Please let it happen, let the ash blot out the sun and all survivors left in despair.

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STOP TEASING

just remember when you're feeling rather small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely was your birth.
and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere off in space, because there's bugger all down hear on earth.

There are no zebra in America, he's Australian, it's a shit post

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>There are no zebra in America

Explain this then

this may be what the rest of the world has been waiting for all these years, Amerifats BTFO!

We morrowind now.

We morrowind now

What

>YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO ERUPT ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND NOW

You realize that a "geological second" means "anytime in the next 500,000 years or so", right?

We're no closer to Yellowstone erupting than we were 10,000 years ago. Stop being an alarmist.

Lmfao nice one

For any foreign friends, this is a zoo

>geological second
That could be like 4 years, m8

Why can't Yellowstone be like Manchester

>.. lightning can be seen coming out of vents at night
eh, bruh. it doesn't work like that.

sorry.

>ANY GEOLOGICAL SECOND

i laughed

What is the worst scenario possible with Yellowstone? What is the entire energy gets released? How many people die?

Send Ariana Grande to do a concert there

All of them, with any luck.

So much for Pioneer Little Europe

Bloody American N'Wahs!

>icanhazcheeseburgerz watermark

what the fuck? What kind of reggae are you?

The explosion will blast most of north america's population. That's it.
But then you'll have a 2-3 years winter with no sun all around the world, huge drops in temp, every plants will most likely die. Lack of food will kill a lot of people around the world, wars for food will kill some too. (worst case is 10-15 years)

But OP is a faggot, nothing is happening at the moment.

i heard the dinosaurs are still in the park, so it's all good.

There are more captive (for preservation) lions in Texas than there are in Africa, wildlife preserves and safaris in Texas have herds of Zebra.

>relocate flora

not the zebras

good

white people need to go. nobody likes them, not even whites like other whites

Sean pls

>geological second
What is this in microwave time?

>yellowstone
>red alert
>not call it yellow alert
missed opportunity, hope everything gets out okay though

50k to 1MM years.

If this thing blows up and destroys america there is a god and i will never question his existance again.

>Geological second

Everything.

Worry not, Yellowstone is a super volcano, if it wakes up, at least 1/3 of North America is going to visit space, maybe the moon

Waaaaait a second....we already have half a moon, did this already happen?

or "when you see doubles on Sup Forums and the post says "its happening" pack your bags and head south where the lands are dry and the moons like crescents"

Or "if the happening posts has triples you're fucked"

Something like thisyoutube.com/watch?v=YbHwPzYmRs4
maybe nuclear winter for 10-20 years, good bye global warming, it may even trigger the next ice age
Just be sure you have enough popcorn

FPBP

>my poor little insignificant piece of dirt would vanish and no one would notice.
>tfw some maps don't even acknowledge your little island.

who are you?

It will never be a attack of the 100 ft Ariana Grande.

>GEOLOGICAL SECOND
do you know how fucking long a geological second is you nigger

>Yellowstone Caldera detected

Get the fuck off of my board earthquake shill.

Try 5,000 years

nice proof/source, OP! Definitely believable! Definitely should go kill yourself now!