If you could travel back in time to kill one person who would it be?

If you could travel back in time to kill one person who would it be?

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Myself

Well too bad because I travel back in time and kill your mother's pussy and become your father.

Merkel

Top kek mein nigga

Mohammad

Abraham

God.

the ugly shit in the middle

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Jesus. Done early enough, it'd have meant the failure of the cult and pantheism would have likely stayed alive far longer, given it wouldn't get that political boost from Constantine.

Without Christianity, we likely dodge getting Islam as well. Ganking Moses wouldn't do nearly as much, the Jews were too much of a culture already.

Carrot Top

the first one
so we wouldn't have such a cuck faith today and Europe could have been built on folk religions and Patriotism

John F. Kennedy

JFK. That bastard got us nuked trying to put a swift end to the NLF. Worst President ever.

Dunno if it counts but what ever the 1st thing to crawl out of the primordial swamp was

Lenin

German humour everyone, thanks for trying though.

oh man, that's at best a 3 star post my nigger.

Abraham

King David was always my hero.

The last common ancestor. Everything would be dead and I would finally live alone without anyone fucking my shit up (granted there would be no cancerous time travel paradox like Samurai Jack's ending)

that motherfucker Mohammad
and it would be seen as divine intervention too, destruction sent to remove a false prophet

"as he raiseth the cane there was a stroke of thunder and the false prophet was stricken to his knees, bleeding"

>Without Christianity, we likely dodge getting Islam as well.

False.

Muhammad was a Bedouin (wandering desert nomads), so his bloodline would have gone unaffected by any surrounding effects.

The entire purpose of his use of all the religious plagiarism was to amass followers. His time in Mecca only gathered 150 congregation, it was only when he left to Medina that he began using force to implement Islam.

Even if True Rome still existed at that time it would be so fractured they still wouldn't have stood a chance and it would be more like the USSR in Afghanistan.

Mohammed definitely.

that fucking pedophile nigger muhammad

Battle of Siget 1566. to kill some mudslimes and potentially Suleiman and die heroically as a protector of christendom.

My parents, before they met.

If we kill mohammed another shitskin would have take his place, because those mudslims were and will always be rude, agressive and mongoloid people doesnt matter if there is islam or another shit religion in this region. Those people are savages. So if we have to kill someone from the back it should be someone who got us in this socialist misere...

Hillary Clinton

Big daddy rothschild

Eve.

Abraham

DING DING DING

WE HAVE A WINNER

Izaak Elchanan Rothschild

Eve is an allegory for human evolution.

The first female of the species to practice sexual selection rather than simply acquiesce to the present male.

Which is why the first thing she notices after eating the Apple is Adam being naked.

Screenshot'd for cringe compilation

I'd either kill Jesus right after he was born or his mother before he was born.

I guess Abraham might be a decent choice too but not as good as slaughtering the fake messiah Jesus imo.

Came here to post this.

Muhammad or Attila the Hun's great grandfather

Myself

Santa

Damn. Bet me to it

OP's mother

Karl Marx, duh

Marx

This. Mankind would probably be advance enough to have stable colonies on mars if it wasnt for the arch kikes.

Gavrilo Princip.

Aleksandar Karadjordjevic

Bwahahahaha you demonic fucks can't even kill him when he's stripped of ALL power in this current time.

As version 1, in operator form with 2 Deitic manifestations guarding him you'd be beggging for mercy in milliseconds...

Abraham

You

Didn't Suleiman die in his tent and then one of his officers (who was ironically a Bosnian Croat) use his dead body like a muppet for a whole week before they had to order a retreat?

the first german.

If you answer Jesus you are literally siding with the jews.

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Kriv je sto je napravio Jugoslaviju priznajem ali kasnije nije bio tako los kada je posta diktator.
Samo da ga Kurvatske ustase nisu ubile sve bi bilo bolje.

Hitler because he killed hitler

a jew maybe?

worst retort in the history of retorts

Nebi bilo prve Juge da nas Austrijanci nisu prejebali kad su naredili predaju Hrvatskih vojnika u Italiji.

UstaĊĦe su opet na kraju financirali Talijani.

>The Eternal Spaggetti

If you read it a second time it hits hard.

The person who killed Hitler.

What do you think? The first Jew of course.

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Bill Nye

Nicholas II before he gets power.

Both Islam and Christianity derived from Judaism so technically by killing Moses you destroy all of them

Hitler.

Marx

Ti bi trebao da slavis Jugu. To je vama bio najbolji moguci scenario vi ste trebali biti podeljeni izmedju Srbije, Italije i Madjarske.
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The little shit-skin that killed my nigga Harambe. F

this

Whoever created the Jesus myth. Jews would of died out a long time ago and Europeans would be on mars by now.

Noah

>Ganking Moses wouldn't do nearly as much, the Jews were too much of a culture already.
lol

Jews didn't appear in history until 250BC. There was no Moses or Abraham. It's just stolen myths to unite nomadic shitskins against Greek occupation

Adam or Eve

I would rather have all religions dead, than have one living muslim on our planet

yeah he died of natural causes during the battle, that's why i said potentially. it'd be a lot better if he died in battle by the hands of our soldiers.

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Poland can keep Danzig with faggots like this populating this Country.

If I could I would kill your mother's pussy too.

BUDHA

me

Pedophilic cryptokike mud-ham-mad of course

Could you kill my boipucci please? :^)

>BUDHA
any particular reason, kike?

Marx. he is the origin of everything

agree

how does one kill that which does not exist?

Unironically Alexander

Marthin Luther King

Correct, but maybe Paul instead. "Jesus" was mostly thrown together after the fact

President Wilson
>No FED
>No IRS
>No WW1 (and thus WW2)
>No woman's suffrage
>No immigrant rights
Need I go on?

Bill Ayers. With relish! (Sorry, Father. Have mercy.)

Fucking Brutus, that back stabbing piece of shit.

Jesus or Billy sunday i don't know which one id take out.
>Krauts attempt at humor

No abraham means none of them

Operators and Things

The reality that you think you know is far darker.

Deities are real, Jesus is a real Deity; a very powerful one.

When he first manifested as the Christ he did it in a form known as an Operator. This is why he had powers and could perform miracles, even in the missing years as a child.

His parents never had issue or fear because they to were/are Operators albeit also both Deities and also part of the overall trinity manifestation.

OH NO - MAH BRAIN, the trinity. Watch Naruto. His clones are him and aren't him and experience is collectively consumed by the main host.

Play a PC game. A CPU makes decisions for hundreds of characters with differing personalities, one host controlling multiple manifestations.

Simplistic, but still, it's a hint to let you know the mysteries aren't that mysterious...

Anyway, heavy criticism by numerous factions was actually levelled at the Christ because he did not become COMPLETELY human, only Operator (exo-human) human.

P.S. No deity has ever successfully survived in this plane with all power stripped.

So JC looked at these factions, laughed, raised his middle finger to them (He's got a lot more game than those of you outside the network know) and said sure.

So, he manifested, (within the last 50 years) completely human. This means that demonic operators and opposing factions could attempt to use their power to "suicide him" a common technique discussed in the book identified above.

So far he has done what you would expect a righteous, forthright, honest and dependable being to do. He has kicked demon ass and defeated every attempt to kill him.

Oh sometimes they get him, and pound him to the ground and he is left there bloody and bleeding.

And you know what he does, he gets up, tends to his wounds and keeps going on. You wanna know why? Because he knows that in surviving into the time to come he receives his powers and will be able to help all of you. He keeps going on for you...