Fix england in 5 words or less

Fix england in 5 words or less.

Gas kikes race war now

kill all non-Whites and leftists

JUST

Hashtag Pray For Muslim Ban

Deport all of the mudslimes.

This time is yours.

Expedited kebab removal via Serbians

Glass the Cube and Leftists.

we'll build bridges not walls

Throw hams in every mosque

They
Have
To
Go
Back.

carbombs

Repatriation non-whites, retract women's suffrage.

stop socially acceptable rampant inbreeding

Remove kebab

>purge muslims
>rebuild the empire

Gas Muslims Crusades Start Now

REMOVE ALL KEBAB

No monarchy, no muslims.
Only took 4.

name of this cumdump, fellas?

crawl right up america's asshole

fpbp

There is nothing to fix.

Mudslimes get the fuck out.

Remove all nonwhites, deus vult

thats the look who I am fucking glare I hate woman

>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
>head over to the toilet
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A SHIT"
>it turns on
>search for me shitting license
>expired
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red toilet booth
>grab the tele and dial the defecating center administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Defecating Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a shit real bad"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what time of shit will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
>"Diarrhea, sir. Please hurry, my arsehole is about ready to burst"
>"Alight then. One moment please… And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted permit to diarrhea shit."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the diarrhea shit time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims

WE WUZ QUANGZ AND SHEEEEEIIIITTT

England

Close the Borders, introduce Tariffs.

Solving Englands problem is easy desu. Pakis in UK are still "Pakistanis", I'll redpill you on Pakistan:

Pakistanis are objectively the biggest cucks on the planet earth.

1. Pakistan's national anthem is full of Perso-Arabic vocabulary: their enemy and invaders.
2. Pakistanis were raped into adopting foreign religion of Islam by their invaders, who they worship now.
3. Pakistanis now suffer from Stockholm Syndrone: they adopt names of their invaders.
4. Pakistanis worship their invaders: Mohammad-bin-Qasim, an Arab invader is worshipped in Pakistan. They sing songs in his praises kek.
5. Pakistan's founder, "Father of the Nation", was not even a "Pakistani". He had 0% paki in him: He was a Gujurati Indian.
6. Pakistani's worship a Gujurati as Father of the Nation today. On their own, pakistanis won't even have a country today.
7. Pakistan has adopted an Indian Language as their national language. Urdu, an Indian language, from Uttar Pradesh is now pakistan's national language. Native pakistani languages like Punjabi, Pashto, Sindhi as sub-standard languages.
8. 41 million of 180 million Pakistanis defecate in open.
9. Pakistan has been used and raped repeatedly by foreign powers since time immemorial: latest is China. List includes but is not limited to: Turks, Iranians, Afghans, Greeks, Brits, Americans, and now China.
10. Pakistanis cannot fight: they lost to every single invader since time immemorial. Only when the invader has conquered Pakistan and went further inward has he faced heat from the the (based) Sikhs, Rajputs and Marathas.
11. Pakistan has lost every single war since independence as well. They are just incapable of fighting.

You already have Based Sikhs in UK, don't you?

causal fridays

Remove kebab and the Jews

British citizenship for Whites only

Exterminate the beady Anglo menace

Return to the feudal system

Martial Law, Muslim purge

Close the goddamn borders now

THIS

Muslims on train to Auschwitz

you're a wizzard harry

Brave New World

gas all jews and muslims

Fpbp

English people live in England

Drive them off your land.

Ban Islam, Deport all Muslims

BIN THAT KNIFE FUCKING PUSSY

DEY USING TAXI CABS...
APOLOGIZE

BRING IN THE FUCKING TORIES

A constitution guaranteeing citizen freedoms.

Beady Eyes Muslim Lovers Cunts.

Kill all of the muslims

>be American
>get shot

hang all niggers kill muslims

1776 will commence again

...

Martial Law
Remove Kebab
Wall

This is England! Fuck off!

Ariana grande isn't performing tonight

Nuke the cube.

DEPORT MUSLIMS AND POLES!

Based Asians with the best post

i liked your 1776 flag more

raise Churchill from the grave

>be bong
>daughter raped by the muzz
>take her to concert to cheer her up

Irish Republican Army Versus Islam

Keep calm and carry on

>Prince Abdul Tyrone Jenner
>Black monarchy
>Muslim government
>Gift them a big island "Watermellllooon bombing"
>Nuke it to oblivion

Drop nukes every five miles.

Troops on the Streets

kill all the muslim fucks

done.

top kek

...

Ariana Grande Did Nothing Wrong.

kill all white people

Apply US constitution; genocide muslims.

kill all browns and leftists.

who is this sperm worm?

Drop a nuke on it.

Make Pinochet's Clone Prime Minister

aaand we got edges here.

Nukes ready for launch, sir.

Fucked! Checked.

Hot women, hot nordic women :D.

SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

Keep calm and carry on.

remove the nonwhites

How about one word?
Holocaust.

>Day of the visigoth when?

Deport muslims, exterminate liberal politicians.

Grab Them By The Pussy!!!

>Queen Elizabeth II with the powers of the Commander in Chief

could live with that tbf

WOGS OUT

Bring back Oliver Cromwell

REFUGEES WELCOME #OPENTHEBORDERS

Nuke the Middle-East and Africa

>8. 41 million of 180 million Pakistanis defecate in open.
Wasn't the open defecation quote in India >40%?

Joyless cunt who wanted to ban Christmas???