Everlast is dropping redpills
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"Comedians are the new punk rock"
>Says late night shows are the truth
>red pills
Yeah ok, smoke less weed Holland
Everlast-"im fat and dont have time to get healthy!"
>redpills
"the richest fuckin' planet on earth"
He sounds like your average weed smoking 18 year old
desu i just wanted to talk with you lads about this sad old wigger
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
Ok I don't wanna hear this anymore.
HEY JOE DONT MOCK ME IM SO REAL RIGHT NOW LISTEN TO WHAT IM BOUT TO REVEAL "GOVERNMENT FUCKS US BRO!!!"
"TRUMP AIN'T SHOWN US NO TAXES BRO"
>redpills
whiskey was a mistake
Jesus he is screaming his ass off nonstop, is he just coming off a drug addiction or some shit?
Calm down everlast you pussy
You'll never understand what it's like to walk a mile in his shoes
Rogan is bored and ending it and this guy is pathetic.
I think Joe is trying to end it so he doesn't start punching things...
>le based centrist rogan
>married a single mother
>fathers another mans child (mixed race kid btw)
>dude weed
>fuckin white ppl amirite?
>these crazy wingers, amirite gais?
>everytime my joke bombs I'll look over to my beta nu male cuck producer
>I'm just a blue collar (((((comedian))))) guys
>owns onnit
>broadcaster for the UFC
>multi millionaire
>I'm just an average """""Joe""""""
>dude black guys are explosive as fuck
>dude...
>weeeeeed
>amirite??
Well that was embarrasing
is rogan really raising another man's mudblood?
So was this.
Embarrasing, that is.
here...do your own research next time you lazy sand nigger
Probably but he does have his own white spawn too
"Then you REALLY might know what it's like"
I'm glad that in 40 years the swedish people will be a minority in there own country lol
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Kappa
rogan smoked himself retarded
F5
this guy talks like a nigger
Who names their kid Everlast