Say something nice to the Panzerhaubitze 2000

say something nice to the Panzerhaubitze 2000

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You're a big geschütz

Hello Panzerhaubitze 2000

I'm sure it will serve the Greater Deutsch Caliphate well.

Lol

Arty Get Out.

Fucking Satalite Cannons reeee

Kek'd

You're a good goy.

It's better than the Paladin.

You are a big gun

Your side skirts dont make your treads look fat.
You have a healthy track width

Lmao

>thicc

THIS IS PANZERHAUBITZE! IT HAUBITZE PANZERS!

Kek'd

Name it "Hitler"

4U

But can it stop a stolen delivery truck?

>say something nice to the Panzerhaubitze 2000

Hello portable mosque

Nice proxy you have there, Francis. Would be a shame if... someone... blew it up.

We looked at it, but built our own.

It doesn't seem to be openly advocating for the rape of white women, at least not at the moment.

hello maus turret

go blow your dad again you burger fag

>it can protect our troops far away
>but it can not protect our people back home

rare

holy shit

I think your machine gun looks cool and the guy using it probably feels really good about himself.

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Judging by the number of zeroes in kraut military budget you have only 3 of them

I like that lightweight roof armor. It's good to see someone besides the Chinese experimenting with anti-DPICM armoring.

also this

kek

congrats, now you can protect your rapefugees with more efficiency

>DPICM

shit wont stop a javelin though

Fat ass. Small dick.

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now I'm sad

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reminds me of a fully armored basylisk

>Blasting mutants, demons, xeno and heretics since the 30th millennium

Shatter the sky!

Germany is a shithole full of niggers, kikes and shitskins.

Nice bait friend

Murrica is a shithole full of niggers, kikes and shitskins.

>flag
>PZH2000 and 2S35 will never stay together and aim at mudslime hordes

let me guess, you voted for (((him)))

We only need the coordinates

hi bro

Nice angles

what the fuck is that thing?

I use your predecesor in Warthunder

reminds me of something they made in the '40s

no its a german mudslime peice of shit

it fires a bunch of gay little shells that all land on top of each other like a german cologne orgy its an aids infected piece of shit.

schwerer gustav

Gustav and Dora

they were big guys but useless

panzerhaubitzengeschuetzlaufnachfeuerungsmechanismus

I love the German language

It doesn't need another truck to tow it.

Didnt they annihilate 2 cities?

germans microdicks compensation.

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Weight 1,350 tonnes (1,490 short tons; 1,330 long tons)
Length 47.3 metres (155 ft 2 in)
Barrel length 32.5 metres (106 ft 8 in) L/40.6
Width 7.1 metres (23 ft 4 in)
Height 11.6 metres (38 ft 1 in)
Crew 250 to assemble the gun in 3 days (54 hours), 2,500 to lay track and dig embankments. 2 Flak battalions to protect the gun from air attack.
>takes 3 days to assemble the fucking thing
kek hans, however can you make one for me that shoots nukes plox, I need it for reasons

youtube.com/watch?v=CcYRXgKgxnw

check this crab out, hes eating noobles.

get this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M65_atomic_cannon

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noice m8

Need silencer with that?

Why are they in a foreign desert?
When their own cities are occupied by enemy hordes.

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M65_atomic_cannon
I always thought that pic was shopped. Holy fuck

Says the American, who'se been full of Niggers since the Slavery, full of kikes since ww2 and shitkins since borders to Mexico sucked.

Try again, fuckboi

That's a big dick

Liberal logic

Let's have a military thread. Cucked armies like ours are welcome.

Hello, I am Dora. I am you big, fat grandmother.

>tfw Australia is buying German gear

makes me wonder where it'll eventually capitulate

Can't blame 'em

HAUBITZE it going?

40% of german children under 5 are foreign ethnicity so you're not far behind krautboi

just 20 years ago you weren't strategically obsolete :^)

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